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  1. 11-17-2004, 10:05 AM #1
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    Virtual Bartender

    She only did half the things I asked her to do
    but she's fun none the less


    (give her orders to do anything...see what happens)

    http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
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  2. 11-17-2004, 10:16 AM #2
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    she wouldn't show me her tits or do a back flip. What a skank.
  3. 11-17-2004, 10:19 AM #3
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    "Kiss" is by far my favorite command
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  4. 11-17-2004, 10:23 AM #4
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    tell her to "kiss"
    you'll like it
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    Damn you Mountainman you hadn't posted that when I clicked reply
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    kiss another girl and flex were pretty sweet.
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  7. 11-17-2004, 10:27 AM #7
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  8. 11-17-2004, 10:27 AM #8
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    Tits is ok too. Biotch acts like she doesn't know how to deep throat
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  9. 11-17-2004, 10:33 AM #9
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    Tell her to 'skip' and she does a bunch of retarded jumping jacks. I like that.

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    serve, dance, party, bounce, strip, handstand, beer, boring.
  11. 11-17-2004, 10:41 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountainman
    "Kiss" is by far my favorite command

    That was the second command after "dance".

    Well - I'm pretty sure that's about as good as it gets. Quick & efficient - just the way it should be.

    All hail Beer.com!

    edit: "shake" and "jumping jacks" are fun too.

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  12. 11-17-2004, 10:44 AM #12
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    'Vomit' didn't get any play but at least 'shit' provoked a response.
  13. 11-17-2004, 10:52 AM #13
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    I enjoyed "lick yourself".

    Interesting: "yoga" and "bark like a dog" got the same response.
    Last edited by snow_slider; 11-17-2004 at 10:54 AM.
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    ooohhh, try 'butt'.
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    FYI, 'lick' and 'suck' elicit the same response.
  16. 11-17-2004, 10:57 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    FYI, 'lick' and 'suck' elicit the same response.
    Heh, probably the same response as "on your knees". Looked painful.

    BTW, "bukakke" and "shinjuku" got me nowhere.
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    pillow fight, sleep, look, stretch, stomach, laugh, toes...I'm out of ideas. She won't clean, damn it.
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    kick is entertaining.
  19. 11-17-2004, 11:18 AM #19
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    "suck" isn't bad. But she won't "lick the bar" "blow me"

    "munch box" didn't go where i was hoping it would
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    Unhappy

    she gave me the hand when i instructed her to 'use dildo'
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    rub wasn't what I was hoping for.
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    "get wet" and "eat a banana" worked pretty good
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    she will show you her ass if you ask

    god I wish it was like that at all bars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Heh, probably the same response as "on your knees". Looked painful.

    BTW, "bukakke" and "shinjuku" got me nowhere.
    Ha, those were the 3rd and 4th commands i tried
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  25. 11-17-2004, 12:49 PM #25
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    ask here for a pitcher and she her friend.
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