My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!

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10-24-2004, 11:37 AM
iceman

My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!

Too damn funny.

I can just see the face of the person who packed it up to ship it: "What the FUCK?!?!?"

Anybody who doesn't get in on this action is missing out.
10-24-2004, 12:26 PM
fez

pics?

?????
10-24-2004, 12:26 PM
Lostinthetrees

Xtra-Crispy

Here is my order. Can you ship it HOT to Geneve? litt
10-24-2004, 12:30 PM
Lostinthetrees

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lostinthetrees

Here is my order. Can you ship it HOT to Geneve? litt

pics? here is a pic of how i would like mine done... :eek:
10-24-2004, 01:01 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by fez

pics?

?????

All whelk all the time

It looks even better in person.
10-24-2004, 02:01 PM
Z

bukkake thong. HA!!
10-24-2004, 02:35 PM
Stu Gotz

not into trucker steeze? let them know about the warm puddle of bukkake spew headed their way with more traditional hat steeze

:D
10-24-2004, 02:58 PM
phUnk

Angry Whelk, I salute you and your spew.
10-24-2004, 03:08 PM
splat

copyright it now, ice. I smell a winner - obviously, bukkake is the next big thing.
10-24-2004, 10:58 PM
pollard

:confused: could some explain
10-24-2004, 11:01 PM
Zeedashbo

alas my young pollard friend. i also have no clue, but it is funny. us youngins have a thing or two to learn.
10-24-2004, 11:02 PM
The AD

This may or may not answer your question:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17680

See bad_roo's first post in the thread and follow it from there.
10-25-2004, 12:38 AM
bad_roo

My whelk shirt should clear customs any day soon.
10-25-2004, 06:59 AM
basom

is it me, or does anyone else think lostinthetrees doesn't really get it?
10-25-2004, 07:20 AM
CantDog

Its the whole european thing, no whelks over there. Lots of bukkake I hear though.
10-25-2004, 07:33 AM
mildbill.

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

is it me, or does anyone else think lostinthetrees doesn't really get it?

i don't know. i kind of want some "You are invited to my Whelk-Fest" stickers, put a "Shinjuku, Motherfucker" on one ski, and a "Whelk-Fest" on the other, kind of a "Love-Hate" thing all Radio Rahim style and shit. What do you say LITT? can we get some Whelk-Fest and Extra Crispy stickers on angrywhelk.com or what?
10-25-2004, 07:55 AM
Keoni

If a Scooby Doo lunch box goes for $100+ at a collectors shop, just think how much the Angry Whelk will bring in 30 years..........

I'm investing ALL my money in Bukkake

$$$$$ SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER $$$$$$
10-25-2004, 08:20 AM
Lostinthetrees

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

is it me, or does anyone else think lostinthetrees doesn't really get it?

yeah, i really don't get it. :rolleyes:

but, your gonna git it!
10-25-2004, 08:27 AM
basom

i guess i don't get how you get it.

are you into the whelk? are you angry with the whelk? are you looking for bukkake action with the whelk? are you interested in a aduio tour of Shinjuku as narrated by the angry whelk? would you like a copy of the Whelks plan to clean up pollution in the deep caverns of reality?

the Whelk can provide these things and so much more.
10-25-2004, 08:35 AM
mildbill.

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

are you interested in a aduio tour of Shinjuku as narrated by the angry whelk?

we stop for warm sake?

verrrrrrry GOOOOOD!
10-25-2004, 08:38 AM
basom

there are officially seven sake stops on the angry whelk walking tour of Shinjuku. motherfucker.
10-25-2004, 08:40 AM
mildbill.

so it sounds more like an audio pub crawl? sign me up.
10-25-2004, 08:41 AM
Keoni

What? No rikshaw?
10-25-2004, 08:42 AM
basom

you can hire a rickshaw if you like. walking gives you more time to aprieciate the bukkake puddles.
10-25-2004, 08:45 AM
Stu Gotz

A PM Gear Angry Whelk big moutain ski would be so choice.

"Do you get powder kicked in your face by the other big moutain skiers. Spew some Bukkake on their heads with the Angry Whelk! Shinjuku, Motherf@cker!"
10-25-2004, 08:46 AM
iceman

If there are screaming Japanese running away in terror, I'm in.

Really, they could be any kind of screaming terrified people.
10-25-2004, 08:48 AM
Keoni

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

you can hire a rickshaw if you like. walking gives you more time to aprieciate the bukkake puddles.

I can no walke, after too much sake
10-25-2004, 09:13 AM
splat

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The Whelk is watching you...
10-25-2004, 09:36 AM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by mildbill.

we stop for warm sake?

We stop to release warm spew on crackers...Shinjuku style.
10-25-2004, 09:54 AM
The Suit

Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this. It's NSFW.

It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.
10-25-2004, 09:57 AM
freshies

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Suit

Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this.

It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.

holy shite, what a way to start to monday morning....that rocked.
10-25-2004, 01:24 PM
Castro's

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Suit

Probably a rerun, but Whelk inspired research led me to this.

It gets stuck in my head from time to time. Not sure I'm happy about that.

Thank you for the NSFW. :(

I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.
10-25-2004, 01:26 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castro's

I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.

You really need to stop using the f-word at work.
10-25-2004, 01:30 PM
Castro's

Its hard not to use it since I am an accountant. I'm always having to request FINANCIAL statements and FINANCIAL worksheets. :D
10-25-2004, 01:37 PM
The Suit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Castro's

Thank you for the NSFW. :(

I realize the whole thread is really NSFW, but nobody at work really knows what bukkake is until the f word is associated with it.

Sorry. I will edit in a warning.
10-25-2004, 01:40 PM
basom

that bukkake rock vid would be way better with some shinjuku style. nagasaki is played the fuck out dog!!!
10-25-2004, 01:50 PM
Castro's

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Suit

Sorry. I will edit in a warning.

Sweet, it actually wasn't a problem until the "I like to fucky" part came blaring through my speakers. I have my own office so I tend to play my music at work kind of loud. Luckily I had my hand on the volume control just in case. F-word on screen = no problem. F-word through speakers = could be in trouble. :D
10-25-2004, 03:21 PM
freshies

so, i gots to ask, what, exactly, is this whole whelk thing? also, what's up w/ "shinjuku MF"? I mean, Shinjuku is a shopping district in Tokyo...that's like saying "Times Square, MF" or "Union Square, MF"...someone, please, enliten me on this whoke bukkake, shinjuku, whelk thing, I am so confused....
10-25-2004, 03:23 PM
basom

Quote:

Originally Posted by The AD

This may or may not answer your question:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17680

See bad_roo's first post in the thread and follow it from there.

read this whole thread. it is the genisis.
10-25-2004, 03:25 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

read this whole thread. it is the genisis.

The genesis and the genius.

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