Too damn funny.
I can just see the face of the person who packed it up to ship it: "What the FUCK?!?!?"
Anybody who doesn't get in on this action is missing out.
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10-24-2004, 11:37 AM #1
Funky But Chic
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My Angry Whelk Tee and Stickers Came!!!
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10-24-2004, 12:26 PM #2
ripping lips and lines
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pics?
?????"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Ben Franklin
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10-24-2004, 12:26 PM #3
my avatar is 2 big 2 fit
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Xtra-Crispy
Here is my order. Can you ship it HOT to Geneve? litt
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10-24-2004, 12:30 PM #4
my avatar is 2 big 2 fit
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pics? here is a pic of how i would like mine done...
Originally Posted by Lostinthetrees
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10-24-2004, 01:01 PM #5
Funky But Chic
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All whelk all the time Originally Posted by fez
It looks even better in person.
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10-24-2004, 02:01 PM #6
Registered User
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bukkake thong. HA!!
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10-24-2004, 02:35 PM #7
Shamalama DingDong
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not into trucker steeze? let them know about the warm puddle of bukkake spew headed their way with more traditional hat steeze
Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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10-24-2004, 02:58 PM #8
sassy
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Angry Whelk, I salute you and your spew.
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10-24-2004, 03:08 PM #9
glocal
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copyright it now, ice. I smell a winner - obviously, bukkake is the next big thing.
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10-24-2004, 10:58 PM #10
Registered User
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could some explain
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10-24-2004, 11:01 PM #11
powered by opiates
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alas my young pollard friend. i also have no clue, but it is funny. us youngins have a thing or two to learn.
god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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10-24-2004, 11:02 PM #12
Bugs
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This may or may not answer your question:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17680
See bad_roo's first post in the thread and follow it from there.
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10-25-2004, 12:38 AM #13
7k and out.
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My whelk shirt should clear customs any day soon.
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10-25-2004, 06:59 AM #14
We'll blast them at sea
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is it me, or does anyone else think lostinthetrees doesn't really get it?
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10-25-2004, 07:20 AM #15
Registered User
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Its the whole european thing, no whelks over there. Lots of bukkake I hear though.
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10-25-2004, 07:33 AM #16
have not
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i don't know. i kind of want some "You are invited to my Whelk-Fest" stickers, put a "Shinjuku, Motherfucker" on one ski, and a "Whelk-Fest" on the other, kind of a "Love-Hate" thing all Radio Rahim style and shit. What do you say LITT? can we get some Whelk-Fest and Extra Crispy stickers on angrywhelk.com or what? Originally Posted by basom
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10-25-2004, 07:55 AM #17
Donkey Puncher
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If a Scooby Doo lunch box goes for $100+ at a collectors shop, just think how much the Angry Whelk will bring in 30 years..........
I'm investing ALL my money in Bukkake
$$$$$ SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER $$$$$$
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10-25-2004, 08:20 AM #18
my avatar is 2 big 2 fit
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yeah, i really don't get it. Originally Posted by basom
but, your gonna git it!
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10-25-2004, 08:27 AM #19
We'll blast them at sea
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i guess i don't get how you get it.
are you into the whelk? are you angry with the whelk? are you looking for bukkake action with the whelk? are you interested in a aduio tour of Shinjuku as narrated by the angry whelk? would you like a copy of the Whelks plan to clean up pollution in the deep caverns of reality?
the Whelk can provide these things and so much more.
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10-25-2004, 08:35 AM #20
have not
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we stop for warm sake? Originally Posted by basom
verrrrrrry GOOOOOD!
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10-25-2004, 08:38 AM #21
We'll blast them at sea
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there are officially seven sake stops on the angry whelk walking tour of Shinjuku. motherfucker.
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10-25-2004, 08:40 AM #22
have not
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so it sounds more like an audio pub crawl? sign me up.
Last edited by mildbill.; 10-25-2004 at 08:41 AM. Reason: i wanted to make an entirely different post
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10-25-2004, 08:41 AM #23
Donkey Puncher
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What? No rikshaw?
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10-25-2004, 08:42 AM #24
We'll blast them at sea
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you can hire a rickshaw if you like. walking gives you more time to aprieciate the bukkake puddles.
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10-25-2004, 08:45 AM #25
Shamalama DingDong
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A PM Gear Angry Whelk big moutain ski would be so choice.
"Do you get powder kicked in your face by the other big moutain skiers. Spew some Bukkake on their heads with the Angry Whelk! Shinjuku, Motherf@cker!"Last edited by Stu Gotz; 10-25-2004 at 08:48 AM.
Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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