Thursday, new Friday
Grab ass in the bars till 2
Lunch time must come quick
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Thursday, new Friday
Grab ass in the bars till 2
Lunch time must come quick
beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer pain
meeting with CEO
beer farts, sweating, sunlit room
i offend the nose
meeting with CEO
doesn't like my pricing curve
log scale? too fancy
meetings done for day
time to surf web, take long lunch
stealthy nap at desk
beer shits crack the bowl
intestinal firepower
destroyer of worlds
work at six thirty
my estimate was fucked up
boss man might slay me
mind is a shit piece
don't slam fucking door no more
did that sound for shit?
Friday haiku again
Bowling is the bane of me
where did my belt go
stupid stupid class
professor is a jack ass
rhyme no more today
roll into work at 0 dark thirty
strong ass coffee
try to motivate
corporate crap
email blast
leaving early
rough morning for bothQuote:
Originally Posted by basom
careers not going well, spend
less time at ski shop
time to take a nap
cool caress of toilet seat
sleepytime for me
cannot concentrate
snow in the forecast tonight
god the midwest sucks
Freak O Snow don't know
Five Seven Five syllables
This is a haiku
double ewe tee eff?Quote:
Originally Posted by FreakofSnow
its five seven five beeatch!
lets get on it eh?
yes it does my friendQuote:
Originally Posted by ripley ripper
Wisconsin sucks even more
except for cheap beer
cheap beer make me hurt
Eight dollars all you can drink
I got moneys worth
I'm not hungover
I'm not hungover behold!
solid poo splashes
rev is on wagon?
lo, doth my eyes deceive me?
wicked boozah, dood
damn i am so dumbQuote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
please slap my tired ass face
thank you so very much
Watch out for the manQuote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
Under the desk cannot try
you gargantuan
Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
mmm brew city ice
point special and yummy blatz
leinenkugels good
empty point specials
friend works for Leinenkugel
free beer all around
Duck opens Sat-DayQuote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
Must keep a clear head with guns
Drunk hunter miss bird
two nights ago rock star
life in the bubble looks sweet
lucky friend i am
Thursday debate sucked
Art walk with Julia rocked
Boyfriend?! Keep looking
drank and watched debate
used to go out and party
now I'm a lame fuck
those complete douchebags
make me sick to my stomach
our country is fucked
work is terrible
at least I'm leaving early
going to Fruita
who wants to touch me?Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
who wants to fuckin touch me?
we need a TR
Yesterday was nice
Sales were up and skis arrived
tomorrow game day
Quote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
:) :) :) :) :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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You can do betterQuote:
Originally Posted by basom
Not so funny there guy
Bring it muchacho
who the fuck are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
arbiter of all humor?
the funny police?
I smell like pizza
but im sure it could be worse
new skis in the mail
dont call me daughter
the T R will remind me
e vedder is old
FunnyguyitisQuote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
happens to everyone eh
try it again dude
I wish I had food
Politics is poverty
send me steak right now
Wide brakes are now mine
Shopkeeper full of snow stoke
where is my damn cash?
i disagree crashQuote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
the mild one rules the haiku
noxious fumes are bad
all you fuckers are
gonna pay. you are the ones
who are ball lickers.
bill's friday haikus
are highlight of the work week
I should get out more
what is a haiku
without mention of cheeba
no puffing last night?
can't wait to leave here
singletrack in the desert
Fruita kicks much ass
many hours leftQuote:
Originally Posted by homerjay
before day's haiku are done
patience, homerjay
anti ball lickers
just want pictures, powder stoke
post them now bastards
I take it back now
bill disrespects everyone
i never lick balls
work comes very soon
Pablo escobar is there
He looks like my boss
where's the fucking snow
i really need to ski now
i want to huck it
arrogant haikus
of "mild" importance dude
want powder stokage
aguille du midi
french words in haiku, oh my
Z always licks balls
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it is up to youQuote:
Originally Posted by Duder
duder you too are slacking
complaints get nothing
basom, ease up manQuote:
Originally Posted by basom
duder is a drought victim
or so it appears
you stupid fukkers
nobody has posted porn
and i'm worse for it
Quote:
Originally Posted by mildbill.
drought victims suffer
and you bless with kind reward
kindness is the path