Thursday, new Friday
Grab ass in the bars till 2
Lunch time must come quick
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09-30-2004, 08:36 AM #1
mutant
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I have the self control of a house fly
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10-01-2004, 08:30 AM #2
have not
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beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer pain
meeting with CEO
beer farts, sweating, sunlit room
i offend the nose
meeting with CEO
doesn't like my pricing curve
log scale? too fancy
meetings done for day
time to surf web, take long lunch
stealthy nap at desk
beer shits crack the bowl
intestinal firepower
destroyer of worldsLast edited by mildbill.; 10-01-2004 at 08:32 AM. Reason: more haikus!!!
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10-01-2004, 08:37 AM #3
We'll blast them at sea
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work at six thirty
my estimate was fucked up
boss man might slay me
mind is a shit piece
don't slam fucking door no more
did that sound for shit?
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10-01-2004, 08:41 AM #4
drowning
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Friday haiku again
Bowling is the bane of me
where did my belt go
stupid stupid class
professor is a jack ass
rhyme no more today
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10-01-2004, 08:41 AM #5
Vanilla snowflake killa
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roll into work at 0 dark thirty
strong ass coffee
try to motivate
corporate crap
email blast
leaving early
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10-01-2004, 08:42 AM #6
have not
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rough morning for both
Originally Posted by basom
careers not going well, spend
less time at ski shop
time to take a nap
cool caress of toilet seat
sleepytime for meLast edited by mildbill.; 10-01-2004 at 08:44 AM.
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10-01-2004, 08:43 AM #7
pwdr_pwnr
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cannot concentrate
snow in the forecast tonight
god the midwest sucks
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10-01-2004, 08:44 AM #8
drowning
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Freak O Snow don't know
Five Seven Five syllables
This is a haiku
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10-01-2004, 08:45 AM #9
We'll blast them at sea
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double ewe tee eff? Originally Posted by FreakofSnow
its five seven five beeatch!
lets get on it eh?
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10-01-2004, 08:45 AM #10
drowning
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yes it does my friend Originally Posted by ripley ripper
Wisconsin sucks even more
except for cheap beer
cheap beer make me hurt
Eight dollars all you can drink
I got moneys worth
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10-01-2004, 08:45 AM #11
Southbound Pachyderm
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I'm not hungover
I'm not hungover behold!
solid poo splashes"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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10-01-2004, 08:48 AM #12
have not
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rev is on wagon?
lo, doth my eyes deceive me?
wicked boozah, dood
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10-01-2004, 08:49 AM #13
Vanilla snowflake killa
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damn i am so dumb Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
please slap my tired ass face
thank you so very much
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10-01-2004, 08:51 AM #14
drowning
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Watch out for the man Originally Posted by mildbill.
Under the desk cannot try
you gargantuan
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10-01-2004, 08:52 AM #15
pwdr_pwnr
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Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
mmm brew city ice
point special and yummy blatz
leinenkugels good
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10-01-2004, 08:53 AM #16
drowning
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empty point specials
friend works for Leinenkugel
free beer all around
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10-01-2004, 08:55 AM #17
mutant
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Duck opens Sat-Day Originally Posted by mildbill.
Must keep a clear head with guns
Drunk hunter miss bird
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10-01-2004, 08:55 AM #18
We'll blast them at sea
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two nights ago rock star
life in the bubble looks sweet
lucky friend i am
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10-01-2004, 08:55 AM #19
A very naughty rodent
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Thursday debate sucked
Art walk with Julia rocked
Boyfriend?! Keep lookingYour dog just ate an avocado!
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10-01-2004, 09:00 AM #20
no turn unstoned
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drank and watched debate
used to go out and party
now I'm a lame fuck
those complete douchebags
make me sick to my stomach
our country is fucked
work is terrible
at least I'm leaving early
going to Fruita
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10-01-2004, 09:00 AM #21
have not
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who wants to touch me? Originally Posted by basom
who wants to fuckin touch me?
we need a TR
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10-01-2004, 09:02 AM #22
Livin' the Moontime
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Yesterday was nice
Sales were up and skis arrived
tomorrow game day"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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10-01-2004, 09:04 AM #23
We'll blast them at sea
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Last edited by basom; 10-01-2004 at 09:05 AM. Reason: for quoting. and i'm working one up.
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10-01-2004, 11:48 AM #24
drowning
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You can do better
Not so funny there guy
Bring it muchacho
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10-01-2004, 12:03 PM #25
have not
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who the fuck are you? Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
arbiter of all humor?
the funny police?
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