damn you, food basket
my gut has grown very large
from eating your subs
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damn you, food basket
my gut has grown very large
from eating your subs
Jessica Simpson
How you must resent Ashlee
Talentless whorebag.
I suck at haiku
use an online thesaurus
but to no avail
count words on fingers
office mates give me strange looks
no love for haiku
Chipotle coming
I hear that they are damn good
I like burritos
Chipotle going
I will miss that burrito
TP for bunghole
damn captain morgan
delicate constitution
advil sunglasses
Roast beef sloppy joe
chips and a pickle big burp
smells like whiskey ugh
I've never been to Nantucket
If I spelled it wrong, fuck it
I'm horney as hell
And I'm starting to swell
I just want a girl that will suck it
Milk cereal fruit
food for fuel not entertainment
time for strength
The great Linneus
Father of taxonomy
who is greater: man or ape?
ah, limerick. Very good, brought most needed smile!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Keoni
I've never been to Nantucket
If I spelled it wrong, fuck it
I'm horney as hell
And I'm starting to swell
I just want a girl that will suck it
No shower pressure
Landlord is a fukking sloth
Tastes like I ate soap.
APK is back
i sense his grades slipping soon
he can't just visit
Yearbook this Sunday
Tavern 13 or a dive?
Noone can decide
Five o'clock comes soon
One good thing about Cleveland
Beer time gets here first.
I can work no more
Infected by summer snow,
My brain is just mush.
I will get drunk, then,
And push memories from my mind
I'll do work next week.
O Bernhard Langer
A grim-faced teuton and a
Ryder Cup loser.
margarita salt
got in my eye tuesday night
shit's still bugging me
found out this morning
more maggots having children
procreation rocks!
Judges:
"Wine" - one or two syllables?
Why is Sue Bird hot?
Sweaty hot babe during play
Off court, not so much
tippster what the fuck?Quote:
Originally posted by Tippster
Judges:
"Wine" - one or two syllables?
wine don't have two syllables
silly-ass cracker
Only in Texas
Does 'wine' two syllables have.
It's backwards from 'oil.'
Asses got handedQuote:
Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
O Bernhard Langer
A grim-faced teuton and a
Ryder Cup loser.
To Tiger and Mickelson
Monty get's revenge
Julia's fine tush
Oh, perfectly rounded sphere
Still my thudding heart
No, no pic's!
my season is done
before it even started
waiting for the drugs
feel better tyrone
you should just leave here before
the snow starts falling
Tyrone Shoelaces
is stronger than his knee is.
He'll be skiing soon.
Bill made a funnyQuote:
Originally posted by mildbill.
tippster what the fuck?
wine don't have two syllables
silly-ass cracker
But Tyrone not quite so much
Keep your chin up dude
Tyrone ShoelacesQuote:
Originally posted by slim
Tyrone Shoelaces
is stronger than his knee is.
He'll be skiing soon.
is stronger online than here
I hear ya Tuffy
You call me cracker?
recent history speaks truth:
Tequila hurts Bill. :D
Jose Cuervo Gold
much too hard to drink some times
hello, Shirley Temple
Smoking the Ganja
much too high, can't stop talking
must get to Medford
Taxi Dispatcher:
"We do not go there at night."
Fucking Roxbury
tippster talking shit
stomach problems are funny
next time he will puke
Uh oh Bill's coming
Down To Washington DC
Liver Ache Ahead
antici............. pation
its just a jump to the left
a step to the right
your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tiii iight
do the pelvis thrusts
it drives you insane
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
antici..... pation
Yeah? Bring it on, bitch!Quote:
Originally posted by mildbill.
tippster talking shit
stomach problems are funny
next time he will puke
I'll be standing at the bar-
wearing my Depends.
we'll eat rockland's firstQuote:
Originally posted by Tippster
Yeah? Bring it on, bitch!
I'll be standing at the bar-
wearing my Depends.
to level the playing field
belly busters, pain
We're getting smoked
Happens this way every year
better on paper
http://tgcimages.mirror-image.net/im.../A-E/29355.jpg
I love you lime chips
Tortilla so very crunchy
wish I had salsa
Mugginess pervades
storm clouds form ominously
are my windows down?