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  1. 09-17-2004, 11:00 AM #1
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    friday 575

    damn you, food basket
    my gut has grown very large
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    Originally posted by Keoni
    I've never been to Nantucket
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    I'm horney as hell
    And I'm starting to swell
    I just want a girl that will suck it
    ah, limerick. Very good, brought most needed smile!
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    "Wine" - one or two syllables?
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    Originally posted by Tippster
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    "Wine" - one or two syllables?
    tippster what the fuck?
    wine don't have two syllables
    silly-ass cracker
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    Only in Texas
    Does 'wine' two syllables have.
    It's backwards from 'oil.'
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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    Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
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