what precisely makes a cougar?
is it a certain age?
relative experience? (or experiences with relatives)
a certain "suave wa fair?"
phyiscal characteristics or traits?
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what precisely makes a cougar?
is it a certain age?
relative experience? (or experiences with relatives)
a certain "suave wa fair?"
phyiscal characteristics or traits?
I'll take a stab. I'd say a cougar is a woman in her mid 30's or older that enjoys trolling for young men (in their early to mid 20's) and doesn't want any commitment. Nothing wrong with it I say....As long as everyone involved is having a good time...
Yea, Cougars are definately distinct from Battlewagons or War Horses.
I think Shera has a good link on this topic? Something to the effect of a cougar home page.
I think a true cougar must have the ability to look at least 10 years younger than actual age - at least in a dark bar through beer goggles. The "warhorse" is usually obvious and can range in age from 18-19 on up, while the cougar (as per milkman) should be at least mid 30's.
Check out this site: Cougar Manifesto
Milkman's on the right track.
A cougar's goal/desire is to chew em up and spit em out, all in the name of a good time.
Fifteen year age difference, minimum.
It's okay for her to look her age.
Of course, she's experienced. :rolleyes:
She may or may not be "currently married".
She may (probably does) have a grown child at or near the age of her prey- in fact, they may even be hanging out at the bar together . Trust me on that one kiddies. ;)
Essentially, she the female quivalent of the "Old Lion".
Ha! Too funny! And I guess I am disqualified then... on the "trolling for younger men" point. I already have a perfectly good knuckledragger at home to keep me company. Can I still keep my avatar though?
Sprite
Nothing looks better on a cougar than...me. Sprite, we can get you qualified, if you want. :D
I've watched your front teeth sharpen and i've felt your muscles flex
You have the kind of eyes that turn mere mortals into wrecks
I know first hand so well all the hard times you direct
Seduced rejected reduced ejected again
http://www.cultd.net/rollins/rollins.jpg
Rejection never felt so good
All the things unclear are now
So well understood
At first i didn't see it as kind
But you did me a favor
When you left me behind
Lets’ see multiple nose jobs, breast augmentation definitely, dyed hair, bleached teeth
They did something to your chin, don’t know what that’s about, it’s intense though
It’s like putting pearls on swine
You can dress up a pig but it’s still a pig isn’t it
A cougar is a predator and like most predators will utilize various techniques to accomplish their task. Examples
1) Camaflogue, this can include freakishly oversized breasts often overly pert for the apparent age, often will include loose covering designed to hide the posterior.
2) Openly inviting, this can include scents, low necklines, gold cards and willingness to buy drinks for the unsuspecting
3) Guile, this can include incapacitation through alcohol or a 'culling from the herd' or divide and conquer where the hapless victim suddenly looks around to see the rest of his herd has left in fear.
As most predators the eyes are always forward and rarely waver from the prey once it has been spotted. Much emphasis is put on the eyes as once the prey is found the constant stare has a mesmerizing affect.
This behaviour is often considered limited to the more experienced. However occassionaly cougars in training can also do damage using the same techniques much earlier in life. The results still aren't pretty. The only real way to judge a true cougar attack is in the harsh light of day with a clear head.
Sadly by then it is TOO LATE and the scars have already been inflicted.
Don't let it happen to you or your friends.
Cougar: Attractive, knowledgable woman with money who wants to buy you drinks and have sex with you with no strings attached.
I don't see the problem.
Well said, L7. I'll bet you've been through more than one bottle of betadine to have such insights into the nature of the beast. But for the truly uninitiated, once unknowingly lured to the lair, many telltale signs exist that will confirm the unwary have indeed been seduced by the plotting pussy.Quote:
Originally posted by L7
A cougar is a predator and like most predators will utilize various techniques to accomplish their task. Examples
1) Camaflogue, this can include freakishly oversized breasts often overly pert for the apparent age, often will include loose covering designed to hide the posterior.
2) Openly inviting, this can include scents, low necklines, gold cards and willingness to buy drinks for the unsuspecting
3) Guile, this can include incapacitation through alcohol or a 'culling from the herd' or divide and conquer where the hapless victim suddenly looks around to see the rest of his herd has left in fear.
As most predators the eyes are always forward and rarely waver from the prey once it has been spotted. Much emphasis is put on the eyes as once the prey is found the constant stare has a mesmerizing affect.
This behaviour is often considered limited to the more experienced. However occassionaly cougars in training can also do damage using the same techniques much earlier in life. The results still aren't pretty. The only real way to judge a true cougar attack is in the harsh light of day with a clear head.
Sadly by then it is TOO LATE and the scars have already been inflicted.
Don't let it happen to you or your friends.
-Tomorrow -
How To Identify The Cougar's Lair
- and -
Getting Out Alive
Hmmm, we seem to have a bit of a disconnect here.
It's sort of like a moped. PLUS it is only that harsh light of day with the clear head that truly lets you assess attractive.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Hmmm, we seem to have a bit of a disconnect here.
Yeah, right! Splat, back in the day, I'm certain that you benefited from said wildlife encounters and have fond memories of the experience(s).Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Well said, L7. I'll bet you've been through more than one bottle of betadine to have such insights into the nature of the beast. But for the truly uninitiated, once unknowingly lured to the lair, many telltale signs exist that will confirm the unwary have indeed been seduced by the plotting pussy.
-Tomorrow -
How To Identify The Cougar's Lair
- and -
Getting Out Alive
Face it, many young men are either spazzes or in need of some fine-tuning when it comes to their love-making skills and, regardless, they want to score. The Coug, meanwhile, is seeking a hard young body accompanied by an insatiable lust. Both sides gain, it's a win-win if you ask me.
Copper Mountain...
http://www.coppercolorado.com/images...e_winter_3.jpg
Where the skiers ski and the cougars coug!
That's not a shot of a bitter little fruit we all know, is it?
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. However, some tips for future prey shouldn't be out of order, should it?Quote:
Originally posted by Viva
Yeah, right! Splat, back in the day, I'm certain that you benefited from said wildlife encounters and have fond memories of the experience(s).
Face it, many young men are either spazzes or in need of some fine-tuning when it comes to their love-making skills and, regardless, they want to score. The Coug, meanwhile, is seeking a hard young body accompanied by an insatiable lust. Both sides gain, it's a win-win if you ask me.
So is the 15-year age difference proportionate through life? I mean, I'd be lookin' at getting preyed upon by a mid-fiftyish cougar. Are they even cougars past 40? Where's the cutoff? But in all reality I auta be happy anything with a pulse would hit me up for a night of hot, sweaty monkey-love. A little silicone here an there would just be a bonus.
Age is not just a number...it's an attitude. I have met some really old farts who were still in their teens.
And last year I met an 83 year old guy at Catamount (their logo is a Cougar!) who was still going strong on the slopes and was more full of life than most 20 somethings I meet. I thought he was rather sexy actually!
:D
Sprite
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/...dyshack_02.jpg
"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my..."
Ohhhh yeah, there are definitely cougars older than 40- again, trust me on that. ;)- and some of them are pretty damn good-looking, too, not to mention talented.Quote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
So is the 15-year age difference proportionate through life? I mean, I'd be lookin' at getting preyed upon by a mid-fiftyish cougar. Are they even cougars past 40? Where's the cutoff? But in all reality I auta be happy anything with a pulse would hit me up for a night of hot, sweaty monkey-love. A little silicone here an there would just be a bonus.
You do bring up a valid point, though, and the 15-year-difference rule becomes increasingly flexible as the ol' cat ages. It's going to be a judgement call, Good Luck and happy huntin'!
Wow, that pretty much describes Pinner.Quote:
Originally posted by Viva
Milkman's on the right track.
A cougar's goal/desire is to chew em up and spit em out, all in the name of a good time.
Fifteen year age difference, minimum.
It's okay for her to look her age.
Of course, she's experienced. :rolleyes:
She may or may not be "currently married".
She may (probably does) have a grown child at or near the age of her prey- in fact, they may even be hanging out at the bar together . Trust me on that one kiddies. ;)
Essentially, she the female quivalent of the "Old Lion".
whoa................?
Can a couger be married? There a couple of them at my gym who prey on me and a couple of friends. I am losing my strength in resisting the temptation, soon I will be milfhunter.
Agreed!Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. However, some tips for future prey shouldn't be out of order, should it?
Viva's tip o' the day for snaring a Coug:
So you're in the ski area bar and you spy the wily feline. Order a Coke or Pepsi-it matters not what kind. Approach the Coug and get her attention. Now, carefully, while looking a little nervous, ask her in a sheepish voice: (No, Pinner, not that kind of sheepish voice!)
"Uhh, Mamm. Could you please pour a little of your drink into
my soda? I can't order alcohol here because I forgot my
fake ID."
Now, watch! Marvel at how her ears perk up, how her eyes widen, how she looks you up and down ever so diliberately, watch as she licks her lips slowly and run her paws through her mane once or twice.
Move in...just a little closer.
A subtle smile appear on her snout, perhaps even baring her fangs a little. Look down at your feet for just a second and then slowly raise your head and look her in the eyes. Give her that innocent young fawn look and...then...smile- not too much, just enough to let her know that you know.
She hands over her drink. "Here, finish this. I'll order more for both of us."
You've snared her, Young Jedi.
As she leans over the bar to hail the bartender, she turns and presses a breast into your arm, some of her mane will fall over, towards your face, her pheromones waft over you. Control! Don't lose it now, one wrong move and it's over- those claws are deadly.
Tell her about how you're on a ski trip with your internet friends and how your back hurts from sleeping on the floor because you're sharing a single room with 10 other Maggots. She'll stop you in mid sentence and take your hand "Come with me, I know what you need"
Ooooh, look at the time. Lunch break is over- Gotta go!
Whoa, you guys are good at this....no wonder us younger girls don't have a chance.;)
Bwaaa HAAa!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Pinner
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/...dyshack_02.jpg
"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my..."
I had a Colorado Cougar almost attack me last time I was there. I skied up to the lift and she skied from her vantage point right up next to me, timing it so she could ask in a sulky voice if she could ride with.
She was upset when she got there to find out I was almost as old as she. She was rude to me the whole ride up after that.
I guess I no longer qualify as prey. :(
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ted Stryker
[B]what precisely makes a cougar?
In the literal sense...http://www.scottrose.com/cougpic/coug18big.gif
This just keeps getting better!
INTO SKIN LAIR....
full details below.............
Cougars... gotten.
That looks like the pre-baiting process, simply luring them in with promises of stallion-like stamina and lies of virginistic tendencies...lets see the kill shots!!! Preferably skinned out...Quote:
Originally posted by funkendrenchman
Cougars... gotten.
Sorry the light for the camera wasn't too good.;)Quote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
That looks like the pre-baiting process, simply luring them in with promises of stallion-like stamina and lies of virginistic tendencies...lets see the kill shots!!! Preferably skinned out...
Cunning.... there's just something I like about that word. Linguistically speaking.Quote:
Originally posted by splat
...Her thoughts sizzle with cunning plots that race through her mind like an antelope fleeing for its life.
INTO SKIN LAIR....
The witty cougar is not only a predatory creature, but a preparatory predator as well. Her every move has been mulled and refined over many a hot toddy enjoyed on dead bunny rugs in front of a simmering fireplace. Her thoughts sizzle with cunning plots that race through her mind like an antelope fleeing for its life.
As the unsuspecting prey enters the lair, the first thing that comes into vision is the setting. Like walking into a Homes and Garden pictorial. Candles with matches next to them. Ice bucket.
The doobie tray. A quaint mirror with a vial. Horse tranquilizers. Everything is in place. And he hasn't even seen the bedroom yet.
In a seductive tone, exuding confidence and expertise, she asks him to please sit down. He's thinking munchies. Won't be happening. She has a fine selection of wine, but whether she will offer it or hard liqour depends upon her pace. She asks him to throw a log on the fire. (Nooooooo ... that request is still out there beyond a few more choice moves. She enjoys the hunt.) She'll pour a drink, tell him to take his shoes off, slide onto the couch next to him. And then she begins the hypnosis.........
Tales of world travel and a consecutive string of rich ex-husbands is standard lore for the accomplished cougar. Her exotic escapades entice the novice into a mesmerized desire to have a piece of the action, literally and figuratively. He envisions waking up next to her in faraway lands, butlers and maids doting over his needs, driving a sports car along a distant shore, runs in the Alps and the Andes, getting some young stuff on the side when she has to fly to Geneva for banking purposes. The inebriating possibilities, combined with alcohol and illicit appertifs, glaze his eyes. A strange tingling develops down the back of his neck. He suddenly realizes, as he momentarily comes to his senses, the trap has been laid, he's about to be, and something in the drink has disabled all function in his legs. He eyes widen, dashing across the room, as panic sets in. He looks for an escape route accessible by crawling. As he pans the ceiling and walls looking for an exit, there she is...suddenly...standing in the bedroom door, wearing only a silk robe carelessly tied in an intentionally loose overhand knot, hanging open just enough to allow...drool to ooze off his lower lip onto the ten thousand dollar leather couch in her slopeside condo with a hot tub. He knows he's been had and slumps down, giving up, surrendering to the felonious feline that has laid in wait for such easy prey as he has proven himself. In classic animal ritual, he bares his neck....
[to be continued...when I get time, or someone else can run with it. It'd be great to compile all the info in this thread into a complete guide to cougar hunting. I know how to turn it into a book.]
Alex P. Keaton and I spotted a cougar at the Warren Miller show last night. It was pretty funny.
Wait a second.
Since when did cougars become a bad thing?
Older good looking woman, wants sex with no strings attached.
You guys are talking like you'd try to get out of this situation. What the hell is that about?
Speaking from the perspective of one-time cougar prey, I'll posit that certain things are always perfected with practice, and anyone trying to get out of this situation is denying themselves the benefit of being on the recieving end of 10 or 15 years of experience.
Cunnilingus jokes comin' right back.Quote:
Originally posted by teledave
Cunning.... there's just something I like about that word. Linguistically speaking.
drC