What Becomes a Cougar Most? (DBNSR)

[Ted Stryker]

what precisely makes a cougar?



is it a certain age?

relative experience? (or experiences with relatives)

a certain "suave wa fair?"

phyiscal characteristics or traits?

[milkman]

I'll take a stab. I'd say a cougar is a woman in her mid 30's or older that enjoys trolling for young men (in their early to mid 20's) and doesn't want any commitment. Nothing wrong with it I say....As long as everyone involved is having a good time...

[Ted Stryker]

Yea, Cougars are definately distinct from Battlewagons or War Horses.

[jstead]

I think Shera has a good link on this topic? Something to the effect of a cougar home page.

[PlayHarder]

I think a true cougar must have the ability to look at least 10 years younger than actual age - at least in a dark bar through beer goggles. The "warhorse" is usually obvious and can range in age from 18-19 on up, while the cougar (as per milkman) should be at least mid 30's.

[Mcwop]

Check out this site: Cougar Manifesto

[Viva]

Milkman's on the right track.

A cougar's goal/desire is to chew em up and spit em out, all in the name of a good time.

Fifteen year age difference, minimum.

It's okay for her to look her age.

Of course, she's experienced.

She may or may not be "currently married".

She may (probably does) have a grown child at or near the age of her prey- in fact, they may even be hanging out at the bar together . Trust me on that one kiddies.

Essentially, she the female quivalent of the "Old Lion".

[snowsprite]

Ha! Too funny! And I guess I am disqualified then... on the "trolling for younger men" point. I already have a perfectly good knuckledragger at home to keep me company. Can I still keep my avatar though?
Sprite

[Steven S. Dallas]

Nothing looks better on a cougar than...me. Sprite, we can get you qualified, if you want.

[Henry Rollins]

I've watched your front teeth sharpen and i've felt your muscles flex
You have the kind of eyes that turn mere mortals into wrecks
I know first hand so well all the hard times you direct
Seduced rejected reduced ejected again
http://www.cultd.net/rollins/rollins.jpg
Rejection never felt so good
All the things unclear are now
So well understood
At first i didn't see it as kind
But you did me a favor
When you left me behind


Lets’ see multiple nose jobs, breast augmentation definitely, dyed hair, bleached teeth
They did something to your chin, don’t know what that’s about, it’s intense though
It’s like putting pearls on swine
You can dress up a pig but it’s still a pig isn’t it

[L7]

A cougar is a predator and like most predators will utilize various techniques to accomplish their task. Examples
1) Camaflogue, this can include freakishly oversized breasts often overly pert for the apparent age, often will include loose covering designed to hide the posterior.

2) Openly inviting, this can include scents, low necklines, gold cards and willingness to buy drinks for the unsuspecting

3) Guile, this can include incapacitation through alcohol or a 'culling from the herd' or divide and conquer where the hapless victim suddenly looks around to see the rest of his herd has left in fear.

As most predators the eyes are always forward and rarely waver from the prey once it has been spotted. Much emphasis is put on the eyes as once the prey is found the constant stare has a mesmerizing affect.

This behaviour is often considered limited to the more experienced. However occassionaly cougars in training can also do damage using the same techniques much earlier in life. The results still aren't pretty. The only real way to judge a true cougar attack is in the harsh light of day with a clear head.

Sadly by then it is TOO LATE and the scars have already been inflicted.

Don't let it happen to you or your friends.

[iceman]

Cougar: Attractive, knowledgable woman with money who wants to buy you drinks and have sex with you with no strings attached.

I don't see the problem.

[splat]

Originally posted by L7
A cougar is a predator and like most predators will utilize various techniques to accomplish their task. Examples
1) Camaflogue, this can include freakishly oversized breasts often overly pert for the apparent age, often will include loose covering designed to hide the posterior.

2) Openly inviting, this can include scents, low necklines, gold cards and willingness to buy drinks for the unsuspecting

3) Guile, this can include incapacitation through alcohol or a 'culling from the herd' or divide and conquer where the hapless victim suddenly looks around to see the rest of his herd has left in fear.

As most predators the eyes are always forward and rarely waver from the prey once it has been spotted. Much emphasis is put on the eyes as once the prey is found the constant stare has a mesmerizing affect.

This behaviour is often considered limited to the more experienced. However occassionaly cougars in training can also do damage using the same techniques much earlier in life. The results still aren't pretty. The only real way to judge a true cougar attack is in the harsh light of day with a clear head.

Sadly by then it is TOO LATE and the scars have already been inflicted.

Don't let it happen to you or your friends.

Well said, L7. I'll bet you've been through more than one bottle of betadine to have such insights into the nature of the beast. But for the truly uninitiated, once unknowingly lured to the lair, many telltale signs exist that will confirm the unwary have indeed been seduced by the plotting pussy.
-Tomorrow -
How To Identify The Cougar's Lair
- and -
Getting Out Alive

[iceman]

Hmmm, we seem to have a bit of a disconnect here.

[L7]

Originally posted by iceman
Hmmm, we seem to have a bit of a disconnect here.

It's sort of like a moped. PLUS it is only that harsh light of day with the clear head that truly lets you assess attractive.

[Viva]

Originally posted by splat
Well said, L7. I'll bet you've been through more than one bottle of betadine to have such insights into the nature of the beast. But for the truly uninitiated, once unknowingly lured to the lair, many telltale signs exist that will confirm the unwary have indeed been seduced by the plotting pussy.
-Tomorrow -
How To Identify The Cougar's Lair
- and -
Getting Out Alive

Yeah, right! Splat, back in the day, I'm certain that you benefited from said wildlife encounters and have fond memories of the experience(s).

Face it, many young men are either spazzes or in need of some fine-tuning when it comes to their love-making skills and, regardless, they want to score. The Coug, meanwhile, is seeking a hard young body accompanied by an insatiable lust. Both sides gain, it's a win-win if you ask me.

[Mountain Junkie]

Copper Mountain...

http://www.coppercolorado.com/images...e_winter_3.jpg

Where the skiers ski and the cougars coug!

[L7]

That's not a shot of a bitter little fruit we all know, is it?

[splat]

Originally posted by Viva
Yeah, right! Splat, back in the day, I'm certain that you benefited from said wildlife encounters and have fond memories of the experience(s).

Face it, many young men are either spazzes or in need of some fine-tuning when it comes to their love-making skills and, regardless, they want to score. The Coug, meanwhile, is seeking a hard young body accompanied by an insatiable lust. Both sides gain, it's a win-win if you ask me.

Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. However, some tips for future prey shouldn't be out of order, should it?

[Lumpy]

So is the 15-year age difference proportionate through life? I mean, I'd be lookin' at getting preyed upon by a mid-fiftyish cougar. Are they even cougars past 40? Where's the cutoff? But in all reality I auta be happy anything with a pulse would hit me up for a night of hot, sweaty monkey-love. A little silicone here an there would just be a bonus.

[snowsprite]

Age is not just a number...it's an attitude. I have met some really old farts who were still in their teens.

And last year I met an 83 year old guy at Catamount (their logo is a Cougar!) who was still going strong on the slopes and was more full of life than most 20 somethings I meet. I thought he was rather sexy actually!

Sprite

[Pinner]

http://www.destinationhollywood.com/...dyshack_02.jpg
"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my..."

[Viva]

Originally posted by Lumpy
So is the 15-year age difference proportionate through life? I mean, I'd be lookin' at getting preyed upon by a mid-fiftyish cougar. Are they even cougars past 40? Where's the cutoff? But in all reality I auta be happy anything with a pulse would hit me up for a night of hot, sweaty monkey-love. A little silicone here an there would just be a bonus.

Ohhhh yeah, there are definitely cougars older than 40- again, trust me on that. - and some of them are pretty damn good-looking, too, not to mention talented.

You do bring up a valid point, though, and the 15-year-difference rule becomes increasingly flexible as the ol' cat ages. It's going to be a judgement call, Good Luck and happy huntin'!

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by Viva
Milkman's on the right track.

A cougar's goal/desire is to chew em up and spit em out, all in the name of a good time.

Fifteen year age difference, minimum.

It's okay for her to look her age.

Of course, she's experienced.

She may or may not be "currently married".

She may (probably does) have a grown child at or near the age of her prey- in fact, they may even be hanging out at the bar together . Trust me on that one kiddies.

Essentially, she the female quivalent of the "Old Lion".

Wow, that pretty much describes Pinner.

whoa................?

[mtgoat]

Can a couger be married? There a couple of them at my gym who prey on me and a couple of friends. I am losing my strength in resisting the temptation, soon I will be milfhunter.