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Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"
This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning. :eek:
I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!! :D :cool: :D
{Buzz does a snowdance} :D
Congrats buzz,
You seem to have captured what we're all looking for. Although, I agree with her words, WHY, WHY, WHY. 80 degrees, what the f***.
It's insane here in Washington. Feels like I'm living in a tropical rain forest.
My poor horse has been growing a nice thick winter coat just as nature dictates when the days get shorter and the temps drop but now Mother Nature is fuckin' with him!!! He's sweatin' like a pig!!! Normally we body clip them in late November but I may just break down and do it this weekend to give him some relief from the heat. Insane.
Nice work on the wife. I still have a lot of hours to put in with mine...wish me luck.
This is where the powder meltdown and TGR split is such a drag. Punani over on Powder whining about how to get his new babe to understand the cosmic importance of skiing before the season hits. Here on TGR the man with the proven plan posts but the expertise is lost on some who need it most. It pains me. You should think about franchising the program, many others could be saved with your knowledge.
yeah it doesnt always work out so well. it didnt work out with me and a certain rad but non-skiing guy. he tried it and was doing great -- direct-to-parallel instruction is a good thing. i would meet him on the bunny slopes for like one run a day and he was having a great time even on his first day. then he tore his ACL on a blue groomer at breck after being treated to my brother's zen/swimming method of instruction. :(Quote:
Originally posted by milkman
Nice work on the wife. I still have a lot of hours to put in with mine...wish me luck.
he said he'd never ski again, and we broke up shortly after. :(
then he wrapped his new beemer around an on-ramp retaining wall. (he was totally unharmed, but the car was way harmed). :confused:
so now i only date skiiers or snowboarders! :) what can i say the conversion thing just didnt work for me.
-b
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Ummmm, britney,
If you bear even the slightest resemblance to your avatar finding a ski guy shouldn't be a problem.
Oh, and Buzz good work! Did that require any classified psychoactive chemicals or just some behavioral modification?
Smart move B. I never seemed to be able to find a ripper girl to date. Seems to be easier for a stylin' ski girl to get her hands on a ski guy then vice versa. Guess I just didn't try hard enough. C'est la vie.
Damn,
I was hoping it was
" lets reserve those rooms in Park CIty ASAP. e-mail ___'s sexy boyfriend your Credit card info so he can get us the cheap rate"
oh well
"Get that out of there! I have to go to work!"
Every morning. I'm getting tired of hearing that...
When you're female and you ski alone (or with other females) the chair lift/gondola is one big singles bar.......whoo hoo!! :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by milkman
Smart move B. I never seemed to be able to find a ripper girl to date. Seems to be easier for a stylin' ski girl to get her hands on a ski guy then vice versa. Guess I just didn't try hard enough. C'est la vie.
Get what outta where? You taking your skis to bed with you again? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
"Get that out of there! I have to go to work!"
Every morning. I'm getting tired of hearing that...
OH SHIT, coming at ya. Totally forgot.Quote:
Originally posted by Woodsy
Damn,
I was hoping it was
" lets reserve those rooms in Park CIty ASAP. e-mail ___'s sexy boyfriend your Credit card info so he can get us the cheap rate"
oh well
If I knew what I did I would. I don't even know if I did something besides picking the right girl from the get go. :DQuote:
Originally posted by L7
You should think about franchising the program, many others could be saved with your knowledge.
Good luck everyone. All of you should hear these words from your wife at some time in your life and when it happens, you will NEVER forget.
And phUnk, I call BULLSHIT on that one, but it did make me chuckle.
And she's got the potty mouth thing down pretty good too...good work! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"
This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning. :eek:
I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!! :D :cool: :D
{Buzz does a snowdance} :D
Buzz, please introduce your wife to my girlfriend.
I'm hoping whom ever it is I end up with will understand this, and that he will be understanding when i come screaming down the stairs shouting these same words....nice Buzz:D
LCC, this will happen Friday, Sir. You can molest the llamas and they can talk about sking. :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by LCC
Buzz, please introduce your wife to my girlfriend.
And I'll drink beer.
Keoni, yes she does have the mouth of a true West "By God" Virginian. With us yelling at our two Great Danes all the time, the profanity becomes a norm.
Altachic, your future mate will understand, I'm sure of it. And if he does not, kill him real slow like. :eek:
I can't wait to see my lovely potty mouth wife and give her a big fat kiss. Then I see how to work the angle from there. When you are married, you gotta do what you gotta do. ;)
Wonder what I'll hear tonight?? :eek:
Altachic, you're every maggot's dream already. Of course, you might take a page from Britney and get yourself a nice avatar...
I'm going golfing in a couple of hours. I hate warm weather. Its always snowed before Hallowfuckingween. Please, snow before next Friday.Quote:
Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"
This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning. :eek:
I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!! :D :cool: :D
{Buzz does a snowdance} :D
Buzz, I'm right there with ya. I've got my fiancee begging for new boards this season becuase her old ones "don't carve nearly enough."
By the way, here's today's cam from Killington
...and Sugarloaf
Hey Altachic, nice ass!!!
I've always wanted to say that. :D
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by JMO
...and Sugarloaf
You're killing me here. There is not a cloud in the sky and I just walked outside and Im in a tshirt and if I put effort into anything, I would start to sweat.
I need snow. Period.
Haha, I had a the same thing happen with the last serious girl. Started teaching here to ski(mind you this is about 2 years into the whole relationship), we set her up with some awesome instructers at sugarbush, all was good, I got to go rip with friends, she got instructor to help her on greens all day. Well then she started to move up to blues, you know probably had 4-5 days on snow, real slow learning deal. First day she actually skied with me all day, well she got hit by some idiot, seperated her shoulder. Said she never would never ski again. This is where it gets good, a month later i broke up with her, moved to colorado and haven't looked back since.Quote:
Originally posted by britney
yeah it doesnt always work out so well. it didnt work out with me and a certain rad but non-skiing guy. he tried it and was doing great -- direct-to-parallel instruction is a good thing. i would meet him on the bunny slopes for like one run a day and he was having a great time even on his first day. then he tore his ACL on a blue groomer at breck after being treated to my brother's zen/swimming method of instruction. :(
so now i only date skiiers or snowboarders! :)
-b
Now I only date skiers or snowboardes, hahaha, me to, you know any in town? hahaha,
um, are you my soul mate?Quote:
Originally posted by powderfarmer
Haha, I had a the same thing happen with the last serious girl. Started teaching here to ski(mind you this is about 2 years into the whole relationship), we set her up with some awesome instructers at sugarbush, all was good, I got to go rip with friends, she got instructor to help her on greens all day. Well then she started to move up to blues, you know probably had 4-5 days on snow, real slow learning deal. First day she actually skied with me all day, well she got hit by some idiot, seperated her shoulder. Said she never would never ski again. This is where it gets good, a month later i broke up with her, moved to colorado and haven't looked back since.
Now I only date skiers or snowboardes, hahaha, me to, you know any in town? hahaha,
ok that is too weird -- i actually broke up with my non-skiier about a month after the injury as well -- from a pay phone at the base of squaw (after a year and a half) -- and never looked back! (he is now engaged and living in manhattan, so it had a happy ending for him too -- at least by his definition of happiness.)
so where are you now in colorado? maybe i DO know someone... ;)
-b
[edit -- just saw that you are in PRB. hmmm..... maybe i'll introduce you to some of my friends when i'm home for x-mas!]
[Que romantic music] Love is in the air, da da dada [end romantic music]
A TGR wedding in the works??? Wouldn't that be cool. :D
Im out. Let's see what I get tomorrow morning.
"Oh yes that was good" is what Im looking for. :D
Wait, I want in. My gf of last year quit showing up a week after I blew my knee, have hardly seen her since.Quote:
Originally posted by britney
um, are you my soul mate?
ok that is too weird -- i actually broke up with my non-skiier about a month after the injury as well -- from a pay phone at the base of squaw (after a year and a half) -- and never looked back! (he is now engaged and living in manhattan, so it had a happy ending for him too -- at least by his definition of happiness.)
so where are you now in colorado? maybe i DO know someone... ;)
-b
[edit -- just saw that you are in PRB. hmmm..... maybe i'll introduce you to some of my friends when i'm home for x-mas!]
depends on how you blew the knee. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Telephil
Wait, I want in. My gf of last year quit showing up a week after I blew my knee, have hardly seen her since.
good story??? c'mon, im bored...
-b
Blew it on a landing the biggest air of the day at a Freeskiing comp.....Quote:
Originally posted by britney
depends on how you blew the knee. ;)
good story??? c'mon, im bored...
-b
My GF left me after I blew....
Oh, wait, I haven't had a serious GF since I started skiing. Could there be a connection?
It is pretty good, I think anyway. To preface it, she thinks I'm this big hot shot that skis fast or goes big only because it might be cool, not because I just really enjoy it and get a big adrenaline rush out of it.
So, I enter the first Telemark free ski comp of the year at Alpine Meadows. The first qualifier I decide to go drop a cliff which turned out to be pretty big. It was okay though, except for the tree I hit in the landing zone. Didn't land right on it, but slid into it. She was not with me, she was home in Salt Lake. So, I have surgery a week later, she comes to see me, leaves after 45 minutes because she made some hot shot reference and it pissed me off so I made one comment about how she has no clue. She didn't necessarily take offense to it at the time, or so I thought, just left and never showed up again. Kind of a hooker, it's all good now though, new knee, new skis, new season, still working on the new gf, not too hard though, yet anyway.
Bastard, stole my story ;) Oh wait, you saw it. I'm thinking you're right, there might be a connection between skiing and not having a gf, it's all I can talk or think about since. What's the story with Jackson anyway?Quote:
Originally posted by Telenater
Blew it on a landing the biggest air of the day at a Freeskiing comp.....
My GF left me after I blew....
Oh, wait, I haven't had a serious GF since I started skiing. Could there be a connection?
haha -- telephil and telenater are pretty damn near the same person anyway. i cant keep you guys straight on this board and now you go confusing me even further. (i just had to read this thread about three times to get it.)
but this is an interesting slant on the issue -- NON-skiing girl who gets off on your skiing radness, leaves YOU after your injury! the bitter irony...
but whichever of tele-dee and tele-dum has the real injury (telephil, i believe) should get some major sympathy points. whichever wondertwin is in utah is out of luck -- i dont know anybody to set you up with.
the tele-twin who is in norcal i would set up with my roommate, if he can truly hang. she is seriously too cool for school, and of course a knockout. she skiied competitive freestyle in college and now only tele's because she "already did everything on alpine skis." she only dates guys 6'3" and over, though...
-b
Can I be Tele-dee?Quote:
Originally posted by britney
the tele-twin who is in norcal i would set up with my roommate, if he can truly hang. she is seriously too cool for school, and of course a knockout. she skiied competitive freestyle in college and now only tele's because she "already did everything on alpine skis." she only dates guys 6'3" and over, though...
I can hang pretty well on tele. I won't claim to be movie quality, but can generally hang with the 'Wood maggots without them having to wait.
Unfortunately, I'm significantly shorter than 6'3" but, I make up for it in width. Oh, yeah, and since you're new here, I also make up for it in hair....(maybe another reason for driving the bus).
Any woman who isn't with me is missing out on a great guy (Or so I keep telling myself through all the lonely nights.... :) )
haha. but, um, how significantly? roommate #1's height rule is hard-and-fast, width notwithstanding.Quote:
Originally posted by Telenater
Can I be Tele-dee?
Unfortunately, I'm significantly shorter than 6'3" but, I make up for it in width.
BUT my other roommate is very petite. also a knockout! she skis really well, but her real passion is windsurfing and surfing (she hung with the pros in maui for a few years). i dont THINK she tele's, though, so i was saving her for the unliberated-heeled maggots. plus shes majorly on the rebound right now. could be bad news...:rolleyes:
Me too... I just make exceptions for guys who play hockey (for obvious reasons :D )Quote:
Originally posted by britney
so now i only date skiiers or snowboarders! :) what can i say the conversion thing just didnt work for me.
-b
*it was snowing during my soccer game today!! yesssssss*
Quote:
Originally posted by altachic
[...] whom ever it is I end up with [...], i [will] come screaming
Yeah, so I guess I'll take the title of Tele-dum, I don't mind, I am after all the one who took the big hit. The ridiculous thing of that whole story is she actually IS a skiing girl, pretty good too, just kind of bitchy. Appreciate the sympathy points, unfortunate that I live in Utah. You can't come up with anyone, even given the extra sympathy points? You should really try, this shouldn't be made public, sorry Nate, but TeleNater and I are on the board right now, 11:30 on a wednesday night, instead of with that one elusive significant other. :rolleyes: Oh well, I prefer talking to people I don't know.Quote:
Originally posted by britney
haha -- telephil and telenater are pretty damn near the same person anyway. i cant keep you guys straight on this board and now you go confusing me even further. (i just had to read this thread about three times to get it.)
but this is an interesting slant on the issue -- NON-skiing girl who gets off on your skiing radness, leaves YOU after your injury! the bitter irony...
but whichever of tele-dee and tele-dum has the real injury (telephil, i believe) should get some major sympathy points. whichever wondertwin is in utah is out of luck -- i dont know anybody to set you up with.
the tele-twin who is in norcal i would set up with my roommate, if he can truly hang. she is seriously too cool for school, and of course a knockout. she skiied competitive freestyle in college and now only tele's because she "already did everything on alpine skis." she only dates guys 6'3" and over, though...
-b
BTW, sorry for the hijack buzz.
EDIT: okay, so I have to give TeleNater credit, he was out with a girl earlier, I was, well.....nevermind