Wife's very first words to me this morning......

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 11:18 AM

Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"

This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning.

I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!!

{Buzz does a snowdance}

**Telephil** · 10-22-2003, 11:22 AM

Congrats buzz,
You seem to have captured what we're all looking for. Although, I agree with her words, WHY, WHY, WHY. 80 degrees, what the f***.

KQ · 10-22-2003, 11:27 AM

It's insane here in Washington. Feels like I'm living in a tropical rain forest.

My poor horse has been growing a nice thick winter coat just as nature dictates when the days get shorter and the temps drop but now Mother Nature is fuckin' with him!!! He's sweatin' like a pig!!! Normally we body clip them in late November but I may just break down and do it this weekend to give him some relief from the heat. Insane.

**milkman** · 10-22-2003, 11:35 AM

Nice work on the wife. I still have a lot of hours to put in with mine...wish me luck.

L7 · 10-22-2003, 11:46 AM

This is where the powder meltdown and TGR split is such a drag. Punani over on Powder whining about how to get his new babe to understand the cosmic importance of skiing before the season hits. Here on TGR the man with the proven plan posts but the expertise is lost on some who need it most. It pains me. You should think about franchising the program, many others could be saved with your knowledge.

**britney** · 10-22-2003, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by milkman
Nice work on the wife. I still have a lot of hours to put in with mine...wish me luck.

yeah it doesnt always work out so well. it didnt work out with me and a certain rad but non-skiing guy. he tried it and was doing great -- direct-to-parallel instruction is a good thing. i would meet him on the bunny slopes for like one run a day and he was having a great time even on his first day. then he tore his ACL on a blue groomer at breck after being treated to my brother's zen/swimming method of instruction.

he said he'd never ski again, and we broke up shortly after.

then he wrapped his new beemer around an on-ramp retaining wall. (he was totally unharmed, but the car was way harmed).

so now i only date skiiers or snowboarders!

what can i say the conversion thing just didnt work for me.
-b

**dude_le_skibum** · 10-22-2003, 11:53 AM

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**teledave** · 10-22-2003, 11:55 AM

Ummmm, britney,
If you bear even the slightest resemblance to your avatar finding a ski guy shouldn't be a problem.

Oh, and Buzz good work! Did that require any classified psychoactive chemicals or just some behavioral modification?

**milkman** · 10-22-2003, 11:57 AM

Smart move B. I never seemed to be able to find a ripper girl to date. Seems to be easier for a stylin' ski girl to get her hands on a ski guy then vice versa. Guess I just didn't try hard enough. C'est la vie.

**Woodsy** · 10-22-2003, 12:15 PM

Damn,
I was hoping it was
" lets reserve those rooms in Park CIty ASAP. e-mail ___'s sexy boyfriend your Credit card info so he can get us the cheap rate"

oh well

**phUnk** · 10-22-2003, 12:19 PM

"Get that out of there! I have to go to work!"

Every morning. I'm getting tired of hearing that...

KQ · 10-22-2003, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by milkman
Smart move B. I never seemed to be able to find a ripper girl to date. Seems to be easier for a stylin' ski girl to get her hands on a ski guy then vice versa. Guess I just didn't try hard enough. C'est la vie.

When you're female and you ski alone (or with other females) the chair lift/gondola is one big singles bar.......whoo hoo!!

KQ · 10-22-2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by phUnk
"Get that out of there! I have to go to work!"

Every morning. I'm getting tired of hearing that...

Get what outta where? You taking your skis to bed with you again?

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
Damn,
I was hoping it was
" lets reserve those rooms in Park CIty ASAP. e-mail ___'s sexy boyfriend your Credit card info so he can get us the cheap rate"

oh well

OH SHIT, coming at ya. Totally forgot.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by L7
You should think about franchising the program, many others could be saved with your knowledge.

If I knew what I did I would. I don't even know if I did something besides picking the right girl from the get go.

Good luck everyone. All of you should hear these words from your wife at some time in your life and when it happens, you will NEVER forget.

And phUnk, I call BULLSHIT on that one, but it did make me chuckle.

**Keoni** · 10-22-2003, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"

This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning.

I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!!

{Buzz does a snowdance}

And she's got the potty mouth thing down pretty good too...good work!

**LCC** · 10-22-2003, 01:12 PM

Buzz, please introduce your wife to my girlfriend.

**altachic** · 10-22-2003, 01:21 PM

I'm hoping whom ever it is I end up with will understand this, and that he will be understanding when i come screaming down the stairs shouting these same words....nice Buzz

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by LCC
Buzz, please introduce your wife to my girlfriend.

LCC, this will happen Friday, Sir. You can molest the llamas and they can talk about sking.

And I'll drink beer.

Keoni, yes she does have the mouth of a true West "By God" Virginian. With us yelling at our two Great Danes all the time, the profanity becomes a norm.

Altachic, your future mate will understand, I'm sure of it. And if he does not, kill him real slow like.

I can't wait to see my lovely potty mouth wife and give her a big fat kiss. Then I see how to work the angle from there. When you are married, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Wonder what I'll hear tonight??

**grrrr** · 10-22-2003, 01:54 PM

Altachic, you're every maggot's dream already. Of course, you might take a page from Britney and get yourself a nice avatar...

**Castro's** · 10-22-2003, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Mrs. Buzz yelling from downstairs to upstairs while I'm in the shower, " What the fuck, it is supposed to be 80 degrees today here and its fucking snowing in New England. What the fuck?"

This is EXACT wording from her, and first words of the morning.

I guess she has the bug now too. Hah, I have succeeded!!!

{Buzz does a snowdance}

I'm going golfing in a couple of hours. I hate warm weather. Its always snowed before Hallowfuckingween. Please, snow before next Friday.

**JMO** · 10-22-2003, 02:22 PM

Buzz, I'm right there with ya. I've got my fiancee begging for new boards this season becuase her old ones "don't carve nearly enough."

By the way, here's today's cam from Killington

**JMO** · 10-22-2003, 02:23 PM

...and Sugarloaf

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 02:27 PM

Hey Altachic, nice ass!!!

I've always wanted to say that.

**Buzzworthy** · 10-22-2003, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by JMO
...and Sugarloaf

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You're killing me here. There is not a cloud in the sky and I just walked outside and Im in a tshirt and if I put effort into anything, I would start to sweat.

I need snow. Period.