Vibes & $$ needed for Dexter Rutecki

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07-13-2008, 01:08 PM
Smokey McPole

Vibes & $$ needed for Dexter Rutecki

It's little wonder Dexter Rutecki is a bitter, butthurt douchebag - HE'S HAD "CRAP KNEES" FOR NEARLY HALF A DECADE! Hell - the last time he had any fun at all was when he drove 12 hours to ski the harrowing slopes of Mt. Flatgrassinthemiddle - and that was like two years ago. Time are tough for our friend - he can't ski (not that he ever did/could), he can't party and he can't even "win an arguement" here on his home turf at TGR.:(

Let's get this soldier back on his feet! I'm in the process of creating a PayPal account for his knee surgury donation fund and will post the details as they become available. Please donate so we can get this maggot back up and skiing again so he can post more awsome rad TRs like this one:Can you say "grass"?
In the meantime he could really use all you guys' +VIBES+!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ VIBES, BRO!!!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

:):):):):):):) Hang in there! Help's chopperin' in!!!!!!!:smile::smile::smile::smile:
07-13-2008, 01:27 PM
arild

Do you ski, Jer?
07-13-2008, 01:30 PM
Steven S. Dallas

You're trying too hard.
07-13-2008, 01:40 PM
Smokey McPole

Quote:

Originally Posted by arild

Do you ski, Jer?

Yeah.

In fact I got more powder days than you did last season.

I noticed that nobody has yet even offered any +++vibes+++ to Dex. Come on people - he needs us now more than evar!
07-13-2008, 03:11 PM
arild

Bastard.
07-13-2008, 05:02 PM
Aussie_ripper

Quote:

Originally Posted by arild

Do you ski, Jer?

I'd look up his TR's, cause there was some pretty cool shit, but he posts so damn much in the Padded Room it's hard to find.
07-13-2008, 06:11 PM
Rusty Nails

Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?
07-13-2008, 06:26 PM
Smokey McPole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Nails

Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?

Retarded because I wanna see Dex back on his feet?

No.

You, Sir, are retarded.
07-13-2008, 06:34 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerzilla!!!

Retarded because I wanna see Dex back on his feet?

No.

You, Sir, are retarded.

when we were cat skiing outside Nelson Dex kicked my ass, but I guess you are much better, jer.
07-13-2008, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty Nails

Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?

holy blast from the past!
07-13-2008, 07:04 PM
Smokey McPole

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

when we were cat skiing outside Nelson Dex kicked my ass, but I guess you are much better, jer.

Ice - look at yourself. I could teach my Grandma how to ski and she'd probably kick your ass the very next day.

I think it's very very safe to say that yes - I am much better. I smell a ski-off!
07-13-2008, 07:17 PM
Blatant

i love this place.
07-13-2008, 07:28 PM
Jer

You guys remember when I ate this whole pineapple? And I mean THE WHOLE THING?
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...g?t=1215998817
07-13-2008, 07:29 PM
bklyn

Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.
07-13-2008, 07:31 PM
Jer

Wow - lotta people with their mouths on Dex's cock here, huh?

In the immortal words of DaveTV, "It's all in TGR fun, my man. You dish it out, you should be able to take it".

I take it nobody wants to donate to the fund?
07-13-2008, 08:13 PM
Dexter Rutecki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie_ripper

I'd look up his TR's, cause there was some pretty cool shit,

You're imagining that. The coolest thing he's ever posted is 'douchebag,' and that kind of lost its charm after the 7998th repetition.

So is there a reason for your obsession, Jer?

Never mind. If there is I don't want to know.

If only I could similarly inspire him in a good way.

why does he post in the same thread with both his names?
07-13-2008, 08:17 PM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by bklyn

Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.

Not really. I woke up this moring out in the beautiful glory of nature with ticks crawling all over me, had a robust breakfast of water and ticks, hiked out, got my bolt rifle and hiked back in, zeroed the scope for 200yds in the middle of a hurricane, shot my AK, went for a bike ride, hung out with T3 and still had time to piss off some sensative ECers by posting (what I thought at least was) a funny thread. I just bought a sail, too. If this sucks, I can't wait 'til it starts getting good!
07-13-2008, 08:18 PM
Dexter Rutecki

Gotta use your other name, retard.

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07-13-2008, 08:25 PM
Jer

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Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

You've completely hurt my sensative butt:

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Wait - I get it - you have crap knees because your knees have FULL-BLOWN AIDS! Why didn't you say so? I'm SO sorry, dude! Please forgive my insensativity.
07-13-2008, 08:53 PM
Nathan Explosion

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Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

Gotta use your other name, retard.

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For future reference, continuing to tell someone that you're ignoring them, and then copy-pasting the dialogue from the message board is about the lamest thing around.

...other than skiing on grass. Actual grass. Not skiing while on grass. Key distinction.

I bet the blades were what crapped up your knees, eh? If it makes you feel better, I have hooks as hands, and my user title now reflects as such. Now everyone can know our infirmities!
07-13-2008, 08:54 PM
Nathan Explosion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

Wait - I get it - you have crap knees because your knees have FULL-BLOWN AIDS! Why didn't you say so? I'm SO sorry, dude! Please forgive my insensativity.

Look out Jer, he might team up with Dave and hunt you down. You should pray that you never meet.
07-13-2008, 09:16 PM
Sir Jongalot

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Originally Posted by bklyn

Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.

Jeez, Why so harsh on Jer? Just because he adds no value and only spews threads like a retarded monkey throwing cum all over himself and everyone around him doesnt mean he isnt lovable.
07-13-2008, 09:57 PM
iceman

Nathan, at least Jer has the ability to be somewhat funny to fall back on.

You are just a fucking nitwit.

You bring nothing to the party except well, nothing.

Say something funny, c'mon.
07-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Nathan Explosion

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Nathan, at least Jer has the ability to be somewhat funny to fall back on.

You are just a fucking nitwit.

You bring nothing to the party except well, nothing.

Say something funny, c'mon.

I'm not trying to be funny. This is depressing.
07-13-2008, 10:31 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion

I'm not trying to be funny. This is depressing.

You're not trying to be funny and succeeding and that's depressing? Odd.
07-14-2008, 12:47 AM
Rusty Nails

Just because people hate stupid ass threads like this does not mean they feel one way or the other about Dex. I don't care who you put as the subject, this was lame and tired. Quit being a tool and go back to posting something funny or useful.
07-14-2008, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion

If it makes you feel better, I have hooks as hands, and my user title now reflects as such. Now everyone can know our infirmities!

i dunno, i think a better user title for you would be:

"has prosthetic testes."

or

"jer's e-sidekick/buttbuddy/fluffer."

take your pick.
07-14-2008, 03:12 PM
Thrill Hammer

Thanks for this!!
07-14-2008, 03:24 PM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion

I'm not trying to be funny. This is depressing.

Now that's funny!

Why do all self-important queebs feel the need to announce when they've put somebody on ignore? O yeah - 'cause they're humorless self-important queebs!