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Thread: Vibes & $$ needed for Dexter Rutecki

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    Vibes & $$ needed for Dexter Rutecki

    It's little wonder Dexter Rutecki is a bitter, butthurt douchebag - HE'S HAD "CRAP KNEES" FOR NEARLY HALF A DECADE! Hell - the last time he had any fun at all was when he drove 12 hours to ski the harrowing slopes of Mt. Flatgrassinthemiddle - and that was like two years ago. Time are tough for our friend - he can't ski (not that he ever did/could), he can't party and he can't even "win an arguement" here on his home turf at TGR.

    Let's get this soldier back on his feet! I'm in the process of creating a PayPal account for his knee surgury donation fund and will post the details as they become available. Please donate so we can get this maggot back up and skiing again so he can post more awsome rad TRs like this one:Can you say "grass"?
    In the meantime he could really use all you guys' +VIBES+!


    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ VIBES, BRO!!!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


    Hang in there! Help's chopperin' in!!!!!!!

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    You're trying too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arild View Post
    Do you ski, Jer?
    Yeah.

    In fact I got more powder days than you did last season.



    I noticed that nobody has yet even offered any +++vibes+++ to Dex. Come on people - he needs us now more than evar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arild View Post
    Do you ski, Jer?
    I'd look up his TR's, cause there was some pretty cool shit, but he posts so damn much in the Padded Room it's hard to find.
    "She loved snow...That was the simple objective, being airborne, up longer, higher, more casually and with more fuckoff elegance than anyone else...Such endeavours require a kind of egotism, a near autistic narrowness. Everything conspires against you, the habits of physics, the impulse to flee and you're weighted down by every dollop of commonsense ever dished up. Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible, pointless, stupid, wasteful. This idiot resolve is all you have."
    -Tim Winton

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    Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?
    "Girl, let us freak."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails View Post
    Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?
    Retarded because I wanna see Dex back on his feet?

    No.

    You, Sir, are retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerzilla!!! View Post
    Retarded because I wanna see Dex back on his feet?

    No.

    You, Sir, are retarded.
    when we were cat skiing outside Nelson Dex kicked my ass, but I guess you are much better, jer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails View Post
    Retarded. Jerz -- you over 18?
    holy blast from the past!
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    when we were cat skiing outside Nelson Dex kicked my ass, but I guess you are much better, jer.
    Ice - look at yourself. I could teach my Grandma how to ski and she'd probably kick your ass the very next day.

    I think it's very very safe to say that yes - I am much better. I smell a ski-off!

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    i love this place.

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    You guys remember when I ate this whole pineapple? And I mean THE WHOLE THING?

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    Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Wow - lotta people with their mouths on Dex's cock here, huh?

    In the immortal words of DaveTV, "It's all in TGR fun, my man. You dish it out, you should be able to take it".

    I take it nobody wants to donate to the fund?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie_ripper View Post
    I'd look up his TR's, cause there was some pretty cool shit,
    You're imagining that. The coolest thing he's ever posted is 'douchebag,' and that kind of lost its charm after the 7998th repetition.

    So is there a reason for your obsession, Jer?

    Never mind. If there is I don't want to know.

    If only I could similarly inspire him in a good way.




    why does he post in the same thread with both his names?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyn View Post
    Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.
    Not really. I woke up this moring out in the beautiful glory of nature with ticks crawling all over me, had a robust breakfast of water and ticks, hiked out, got my bolt rifle and hiked back in, zeroed the scope for 200yds in the middle of a hurricane, shot my AK, went for a bike ride, hung out with T3 and still had time to piss off some sensative ECers by posting (what I thought at least was) a funny thread. I just bought a sail, too. If this sucks, I can't wait 'til it starts getting good!

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    Gotta use your other name, retard.

    Today, 10:17 PM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    You've completely hurt my sensative butt:

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    Wait - I get it - you have crap knees because your knees have FULL-BLOWN AIDS! Why didn't you say so? I'm SO sorry, dude! Please forgive my insensativity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    Gotta use your other name, retard.

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    This message is hidden because Jer is on your ignore list.
    For future reference, continuing to tell someone that you're ignoring them, and then copy-pasting the dialogue from the message board is about the lamest thing around.


    ...other than skiing on grass. Actual grass. Not skiing while on grass. Key distinction.

    I bet the blades were what crapped up your knees, eh? If it makes you feel better, I have hooks as hands, and my user title now reflects as such. Now everyone can know our infirmities!
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    Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
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    No is that like whne I come on your mosms face whle you lick my ballsss???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Wait - I get it - you have crap knees because your knees have FULL-BLOWN AIDS! Why didn't you say so? I'm SO sorry, dude! Please forgive my insensativity.
    Look out Jer, he might team up with Dave and hunt you down. You should pray that you never meet.
    Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    No is that like whne I come on your mosms face whle you lick my ballsss???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyn View Post
    Vibes to you Jer, it must suck to be you.
    Jeez, Why so harsh on Jer? Just because he adds no value and only spews threads like a retarded monkey throwing cum all over himself and everyone around him doesnt mean he isnt lovable.

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    Nathan, at least Jer has the ability to be somewhat funny to fall back on.

    You are just a fucking nitwit.

    You bring nothing to the party except well, nothing.

    Say something funny, c'mon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Nathan, at least Jer has the ability to be somewhat funny to fall back on.

    You are just a fucking nitwit.

    You bring nothing to the party except well, nothing.

    Say something funny, c'mon.
    I'm not trying to be funny. This is depressing.
    Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    No is that like whne I come on your mosms face whle you lick my ballsss???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion View Post
    I'm not trying to be funny. This is depressing.
    You're not trying to be funny and succeeding and that's depressing? Odd.

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