I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
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I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
Gee, it'd be fun to have that dillemma....
um your dumb, or you get a lot god damn I need to get laid
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Originally posted by Telenater
Gee, it'd be fun to have that dillemma....
Now you can!!!
http://www.kidders.com/lf/le-0001.jpg
;)
I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
um your dumb
One doesn't necessarily have to rule out the other. Just make her a rufi-colada. [/quagmire]Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
Nooooooo, this is just more fun. God my life is pathetic. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
[B]um your dumb
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
Nooooooo, this is just more fun.
I think your doing it wrong.
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by Meat's of Evil
I think your doing it wrong.
Soooo, post some instructions. Help a brother out:DQuote:
Originally posted by Meat's of Evil
:eek:
I think your doing it wrong.
Just click on any thread marked NSFW- that should point you in the right direction.Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
Soooo, post some instructions. Help a brother out:D
Been there, done that. Ever seen the size of an elephant's vagina? I'm running out of options.:confused:
wow I hate you
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
now you're onto something, go with your instincts young Obi monkeyQuote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
wow I hate you
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
great thread.
AKPM, like Freaky said, go get your "practice" swerve on, then move your game to the big leagues.
AB, I think we need pics to understand you dilema, please not of your trunk. :D
AK, I think you need to get to know your hand very, very well. Will save much time. You're very young and you have many years of hoping to get laid ahead of you.
Babar, take your medication, turn off your computer, tell your wife how great she looks then go for it!:D :D :D :D :D
What the hell is my hand, I'm obsessed with skiing and fishing but can't quite ski too well, or fish too well, I have nothing to talk about wxcept skiing and fishing, I'm fat ugly and fairly obnocious, but I can cook (pasta and potatoes anyway)Quote:
Originally posted by fiddler
AK, I think you need to get to know your hand very, very well. Will save much time. You're very young and you have many years of hoping to get laid ahead of you.
Babar, take your medication, turn off your computer, tell your wife how great she looks then go for it!:D :D :D :D :D
It's that spidery looking thing at the end of your arm, dumbass...Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
What the hell is my hand
;)
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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
um your dumb
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Originally posted by drugged_monkey
Just make her a rufi-colada.
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[i]Originally posted by Meat's of Evil [\i]
I think your doing it wrong.
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Originally posted by Arnold Babar
Ever seen the size of an elephant's vagina? I'm running out of options.:confused:
Everyone: Please stop before I hurt, soil, or asphyxiate myself. Thank you.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
Barbar ---
laptop w/wifi. You can have your cake and ....
Does it matter if it was intentional or not?Quote:
Originally posted by drugged_monkey
I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.
Ha!Quote:
Originally posted by PaSucks
It's that spidery looking thing at the end of your arm, dumbass...
Spats, soiling is not allowed.
Ummh...hi this is the Pantheon calling. We were just wondering if you'd like your bust to have a bloody nose or face paint.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
wow I hate you
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
Yep. Been there, done that. It's not that I wouldn't want both, but she goes to bed so early. By the time I stop hanging with you folks, she's asleep. We do have the chardonnay evenings, of course :D
thanks brah!! I just spat my drink onto the keyboard.:DQuote:
Originally posted by drugged_monkey
I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.
it's comments like these that make me think that you just might be playing us all.:cool:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
What the hell is my hand
Gimme a break. You're in high school. No girlfriend that we know of. Moreso, you're in AK.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
What the hell is my hand
It'll be the the multiphlanged fleshy thing wrapped around your dick, if you're anything like every other dude your age. Nothing to be coy about. Masturbation is not a crime. Just remember, George Bush is watching you through your computer screen.
what does being in AK have to do with it?Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Gimme a break. You're in high school. No girlfriend that we know of. Moreso, you're in AK.
A rumored shortage of chicks, long distance to the Bush Company.
Please, I have a stomach ache.
No shortage of teenage chicks :DQuote:
Originally posted by splat
A rumored shortage of chicks, long distance to the Bush Company.
still playing handball though, need to step up and play some baseball...;)
now its getting personal...I swear I've seen that cat somewhere...
dude thats easy, just go hang out at any Salvation Army or Goodwill store. start "scoping" for the chicks that need their hair highlighted. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
wow I hate you
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
Act cool, showem the lift tickets on your jacket, and before you know it "voila" you will be knocking boots inside a single-wide at a Palmer trailer park. :D
bottle or 12 pack of cheap booze usually helps.
My wife goes to bed early as well.
I just go to bed with her, then get back up. It's a compromise but I'm willing to make it.
And barber, ummm.... is she to big or are you by chance too.......ummm, well....what size of shoe do you wear?
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
POTD!Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
this is text book! quality stuff! and if your house is a big as FH2oQuote:
Originally posted by frozenwater
My wife goes to bed early as well.
I just go to bed with her, then get back up. It's a compromise but I'm willing to make it.
you can get away with it.......just like I'm doing....not that I just got lucky. but I am wetting down the dryness that I obtained the last five days.....and well the msr. is sleeping soundly, as are the two little bambinos! so lets party!!! (whatever)
1/2 bottle of Napa Red down perhaps one half to go.
Stranger things have happened. Mr. Babar, take both your B's and GO SERVICE YOUR WOMAN!Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
Friday belonged to the board, Saturday to Mrs. Babar. Tonight? Well we can't have her getting complacent.:D
Come on now tell the truth. Your inflatable "Splat Love Doll" sprung a leak and you didn't have patching materials. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...