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  1. 06-04-2004, 09:56 PM #1
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    Sex vs. The board

    I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
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    Gee, it'd be fun to have that dillemma....
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    um your dumb, or you get a lot god damn I need to get laid
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    Originally posted by Telenater
    Gee, it'd be fun to have that dillemma....

    Now you can!!!

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    um your dumb
    I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.
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    Re: Sex vs. The board

    Originally posted by Arnold Babar
    I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
    One doesn't necessarily have to rule out the other. Just make her a rufi-colada. [/quagmire]
  7. 06-04-2004, 10:06 PM #7
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    [B]um your dumb
    Nooooooo, this is just more fun. God my life is pathetic.
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    Originally posted by Arnold Babar
    Nooooooo, this is just more fun.


    I think your doing it wrong.
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    Originally posted by Meat's of Evil
    I think your doing it wrong.
    LOL
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    Originally posted by Meat's of Evil


    I think your doing it wrong.
    Soooo, post some instructions. Help a brother out
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    Originally posted by Arnold Babar
    Soooo, post some instructions. Help a brother out
    Just click on any thread marked NSFW- that should point you in the right direction.
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    Been there, done that. Ever seen the size of an elephant's vagina? I'm running out of options.
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    wow I hate you

    fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    wow I hate you

    fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
    now you're onto something, go with your instincts young Obi monkey
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    great thread.

    AKPM, like Freaky said, go get your "practice" swerve on, then move your game to the big leagues.

    AB, I think we need pics to understand you dilema, please not of your trunk.
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    AK, I think you need to get to know your hand very, very well. Will save much time. You're very young and you have many years of hoping to get laid ahead of you.
    Babar, take your medication, turn off your computer, tell your wife how great she looks then go for it!
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    Originally posted by fiddler
    AK, I think you need to get to know your hand very, very well. Will save much time. You're very young and you have many years of hoping to get laid ahead of you.
    Babar, take your medication, turn off your computer, tell your wife how great she looks then go for it!
    What the hell is my hand, I'm obsessed with skiing and fishing but can't quite ski too well, or fish too well, I have nothing to talk about wxcept skiing and fishing, I'm fat ugly and fairly obnocious, but I can cook (pasta and potatoes anyway)
    Last edited by ak_powder_monkey; 06-05-2004 at 02:51 AM.
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    What the hell is my hand
    It's that spidery looking thing at the end of your arm, dumbass...













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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    um your dumb
    Originally posted by drugged_monkey
    Just make her a rufi-colada.
    [i]Originally posted by Meat's of Evil [\i]
    I think your doing it wrong.
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    Originally posted by Arnold Babar
    Ever seen the size of an elephant's vagina? I'm running out of options.
    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
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    Originally posted by drugged_monkey
    I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.
    Does it matter if it was intentional or not?


    Originally posted by PaSucks
    It's that spidery looking thing at the end of your arm, dumbass...
    Ha!

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    Last edited by truth; 06-05-2004 at 09:07 AM.
  22. 06-05-2004, 09:26 AM #22
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    wow I hate you

    fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
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    Yep. Been there, done that. It's not that I wouldn't want both, but she goes to bed so early. By the time I stop hanging with you folks, she's asleep. We do have the chardonnay evenings, of course
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    Originally posted by drugged_monkey
    I like you kiddo. There's just wee bit of irony in here that made me smile.
    thanks brah!! I just spat my drink onto the keyboard.
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  25. 06-05-2004, 01:21 PM #25
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    What the hell is my hand
    it's comments like these that make me think that you just might be playing us all.
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