It's Cletus' birfday today! Somebody order up a case of lotion, 3 one-legged hookers, and a Lesbostrap 4200 with optional diesel filter!
Me loves the Cletus!
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It's Cletus' birfday today! Somebody order up a case of lotion, 3 one-legged hookers, and a Lesbostrap 4200 with optional diesel filter!
Me loves the Cletus!
Hippy Bathday, dood!
How much is the senior citizen discount on a Kirkwood pass?
Get after it.
What are ya..89?
Happy B-day!
Perhaps we could take up a collection to get him some matching plaid p.j.'s.
Happy Birthday, you old bastard.
whooz is dis Cleetus you speak of?
King? I didn't vote fo him.
Alpinist? with a smoov jazz voice?
can he bench deuce, deuce & a half?
Happy Birthday ya young furry man,
hope we turn som this year again.
Happy B-Day!
Make A Mess!
Happy birthday ya old fart!
Happy Birfday!
Happy B-day, oh-grand-Cletusy-one.
Sick and ashamed and happy (and seriously),
d.
For your birthday I'm sending you a gift certificate to tour all the Portland strip joints in search of 101-boobies...good luck finding the solo can.
There once was a Maggot from Bend,
To whose plane we must all hope to ascend.
He's a skier at heart,
he's funny and smart,
and I'm damn proud to call him my friend.
But despite that, I'm putting this up for everyone's enjoyment.
Cletus's opening shot from his promo video
For added fun, turn up the volume! Yay, cletus!
bump for Nelson from the Simpsons showing up in that video!
Hahahaha, sucks to be him, huh?
Yeah, Happy Birthday, Gramps Clitorus, you old fart.
but you're still 69, right?
Happy Birthday you Rockstarrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU!! I already gave you my best birthday wishes yesterday....i'm spent.:D
So who is going to give him his birthday spanking?
I got ya sumthin fer yer burfday Gramps
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Don't hurt yourself:D
happy berfday dude.
Congrats man, that hour glass is quickly becoming your enemy.
Damn girl, I hope you saved some up for the show tonight!Quote:
Originally posted by altachic
Happy Birthday you Rockstarrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU!! I already gave you my best birthday wishes yesterday....i'm spent.:D
Yeah, man. You might be too old for me to ski with soon.Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
Congrats man, that hour glass is quickly becoming your enemy.
Enjoy it, man. Tomorrow you'll be one day older, wondering if that LS 9K incident with KQ might be your last such great ski trip.
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Happy.
Feliz cumpleanos, Abuelo Cletus!
For your birthday I'm getting you a new bowl of nachos so we don't have to watch you scrape the bottom of the empty bowl with your tongue. God only knows where that thing has been! :D
Le Roi est mort ! Vive le roi !
Happy Birth-Day. Wishes of the tripple P . Powder, Pisco and ...
Happy Birthday Gramps! May the next year bring you more wisdom, face shots, and fun. The wisdom and fun part you already own and create, everyone could use a few more face shots now and then.
BobMc
Happy B day guy. Nice vid too. :D
Is this going to be the year some girl pins you down??? ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by GT40
Happy B day guy. Nice vid too. :D
Is this going to be the year some girls pin you down??? ;)
GT40???
BobMc
No, I think it's 69, right Grand Pappy ;). Happy, Happy Grand PappyQuote:
Originally posted by steepconcrete
What are ya..89?
Happy B-day!
Happy B-day ya slack-jawed yokel, you!
I hope your present doesn't give ya a heart attack:
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Herpes Barthday to the Funky Emporer of Rome: Awreetus!
think he might have that already...Quote:
Originally posted by GT40
Happy B day guy. Nice vid too. :D
Is this going to be the year some girl pins you down??? ;)
have a good one bro!
Damn, I was gonna get him that. Well, I guess I'll just buy him some snickers so he won't start chewing on his skis while in the lift line.Quote:
Originally posted by Arty50
Feliz cumpleanos, Abuelo Cletus!
For your birthday I'm getting you a new bowl of nachos so we don't have to watch you scrape the bottom of the empty bowl with your tongue. God only knows where that thing has been! :D
Happy birthday man! [DJSapp drinks a beer to your health]
at just past mignight let me be the firt to wixh you happy blated birthdya. Getting older is cool, cause man, it means you aint dead.
Bottoms up ol man!!
Drink your age away.
And many more!
If Cletus can be 69 year after year, howsabout I could be 29?
29 ?!? is that the you blow me & I owe ya 1?Quote:
Originally posted by SheRa
And many more!
If Cletus can be 69 year after year, howsabout I could be 29?
More like four, I would venture.Quote:
Originally posted by mud
29 ?!? is that the you blow me & I owe ya 1?
As in down on all fours?Quote:
Originally posted by SheRa
More like four, I would venture.