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  1. 10-14-2003, 11:22 AM #1
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    Thumbs up Happy Birfday to Cletus! NOW WITH VIDEO!

    It's Cletus' birfday today! Somebody order up a case of lotion, 3 one-legged hookers, and a Lesbostrap 4200 with optional diesel filter!

    Me loves the Cletus!
    Last edited by The Reverend Floater; 10-14-2003 at 12:57 PM.
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    Hippy Bathday, dood!
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    How much is the senior citizen discount on a Kirkwood pass?

    Get after it.
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    What are ya..89?

    Happy B-day!
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    Perhaps we could take up a collection to get him some matching plaid p.j.'s.

    Happy Birthday, you old bastard.
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    whooz is dis Cleetus you speak of?

    King? I didn't vote fo him.

    Alpinist? with a smoov jazz voice?

    can he bench deuce, deuce & a half?


    Happy Birthday ya young furry man,

    hope we turn som this year again.
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    Happy B-Day!

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    Happy birthday ya old fart!
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    Happy Birfday!
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    Happy B-day, oh-grand-Cletusy-one.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and seriously),
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    For your birthday I'm sending you a gift certificate to tour all the Portland strip joints in search of 101-boobies...good luck finding the solo can.
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    Thumbs up

    But despite that, I'm putting this up for everyone's enjoyment.

    Cletus's opening shot from his promo video

    For added fun, turn up the volume! Yay, cletus!
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    bump for Nelson from the Simpsons showing up in that video!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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    Hahahaha, sucks to be him, huh?
    Yeah, Happy Birthday, Gramps Clitorus, you old fart.
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    but you're still 69, right?
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    Happy Birthday you Rockstarrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU!! I already gave you my best birthday wishes yesterday....i'm spent.
    you sketchy character, you
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    So who is going to give him his birthday spanking?
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    I got ya sumthin fer yer burfday Gramps
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    happy berfday dude.
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    Congrats man, that hour glass is quickly becoming your enemy.
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    Originally posted by altachic
    Happy Birthday you Rockstarrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU!! I already gave you my best birthday wishes yesterday....i'm spent.
    Damn girl, I hope you saved some up for the show tonight!
  24. 10-14-2003, 06:42 PM #24
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    Originally posted by meatdrink9
    Congrats man, that hour glass is quickly becoming your enemy.
    Yeah, man. You might be too old for me to ski with soon.



    Enjoy it, man. Tomorrow you'll be one day older, wondering if that LS 9K incident with KQ might be your last such great ski trip.

    BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

    Happy.
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    Feliz cumpleanos, Abuelo Cletus!

    For your birthday I'm getting you a new bowl of nachos so we don't have to watch you scrape the bottom of the empty bowl with your tongue. God only knows where that thing has been!
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