Utards :: When I get a job

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05-27-2004, 11:17 PM
jayfrizzo

Utards :: When I get a job

I'm back on my summertime "diet" of not drinking weekdays, so maybe I've got blueballs or blueliver or something...

Anyhow, I was thinking that when I decide to accept a job offer, assuming I ever get one, that I start a bender right then and there. A rowdy afternoon drunk that mellows and oozes into the night, or explodes into mayhem, either way finally ending up at Alberto's slumped over some Carne Asada fries.

Any of you jokers wanna join me? You'll need to be ready to go at a moments notice, or right after you get out of work.

This is not an assignment for the weak. Woodsy, last summer's afternoon debauchery will ideally be a warm-up by comparison.
05-27-2004, 11:23 PM
phUnk

<----- Born To Kill.
05-27-2004, 11:43 PM
Ski Monkey

Where do I sign?
05-28-2004, 08:48 AM
LCC

You mean I don't have to drink alone anymore?
05-28-2004, 11:55 AM
Lumpy

BASTARD-fine time you picked for teetotaling. Just when I had an afternoon to swill some Desert Edge. At least flyk got half a beer down on Wednesday at Brewskis!!!
05-28-2004, 11:57 AM
sandytheskier

Count me in.
05-28-2004, 12:27 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally posted by sandytheskier
Count me in.

"In" in or "fictional" in?

I'm beginning to think you don't really exist after all, my memories of the times we shared not withstanding. :p
05-28-2004, 12:46 PM
sandytheskier

Well,
You never call, you never write, I was begining to give up on you [sob].:(

:p
05-28-2004, 01:39 PM
Hunterski

I'm happy to be the designated driver (Not my car though, afraid of projectile vomiting, and diareah)
05-28-2004, 01:44 PM
InspectorGadget

Quote:

Originally posted by phUnk
"In" in or "fictional" in?

I'm fictionally in . . . . :p
05-28-2004, 02:10 PM
vinzclortho

Quote:

Originally posted by LCC
You mean I don't have to drink alone anymore?

QUITTER!!!!!! Psorosis (sp?) of the liver won't happen by it's self bud, keep up the practice, work hard and stay in school!
05-28-2004, 02:14 PM
Mr. Altagirl

I'm in, provided that after said fun, I email my boss and tell him what I have been doing on company time. And then tell him what I think of him and his family. And then call the freaking Company president and tell him the same thing. And then make threats that I probably shouldn't make without notifying the Secret Service first. And then email every freaking person who works at said Company and tell them each, individually, what I think of their work ethic, morals, personality, and intelligence. When do we start?

Why do you want a job again? (Besides providing for yourself / family)
05-28-2004, 02:22 PM
Buzzworthy

Hunterski and Inspector, June 5 , my place!!!

Jay, you will have to give me a two hour warning to get there.
05-28-2004, 02:50 PM
jayfrizzo

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Altagirl
Why do you want a job again? (Besides providing for yourself / family)

Amen. Mainly so I can get a bike :).

J-
05-28-2004, 02:56 PM
CaddyDaddy77

Re: Utards :: When I get a job

Quote:

Originally posted by jayfrizzo

Anyhow, I was thinking that when I decide to accept a job offer, assuming I ever get one, that I start a bender right then and there.

Been saving this one...

Make sure to repeat this throughout the day, it will get funnier as you go.

Jay Frizzo celebration

Good luck.
05-28-2004, 03:22 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by jayfrizzo
Amen. Mainly so I can get a bike :).

J-

So what is your thinking here?? I have a job, but I work so damn much I don't get out and bike like I should.

You want a job so you can bike?? or you want a job to fix your bike so you can bike?

You confuse me sometimes steezewhiz.

Good luck with the job hunt too.
05-28-2004, 03:48 PM
Hunterski

Quote:

Hunterski and Inspector, June 5 , my place!!!

Sorry Buzz, It's the wife's b-day that weekend and I don't think she'll like BUZZAPOLOOZA 2004! I will probably end up going to see Harry Potter:( . Thanks for the invite though.
05-28-2004, 04:28 PM
Buzzworthy

Quote:

Originally posted by Hunterski
Sorry Buzz, It's the wife's b-day that weekend and I don't think she'll like BUZZAPOLOOZA 2004! I will probably end up going to see Harry Potter:( . Thanks for the invite though.

But it is Buzzapalooza II. Would that sway her?? :D

I understand though.

edit: my wife would probably rather go to Harry Potter too, but not June 5th!!!
05-28-2004, 05:26 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
So what is your thinking here?? I have a job, but I work so damn much I don't get out and bike like I should.

You want a job so you can bike?? or you want a job to fix your bike so you can bike?

You confuse me sometimes steezewhiz.

Good luck with the job hunt too.

So, Woodsy bestows upon me the title of SteezeWiz and you decide to give it to jayfrizzo?

Where's the justice in this world?
05-28-2004, 05:54 PM
jayfrizzo

Quote:

Originally posted by phUnk
So, Woodsy bestows upon me the title of SteezeWiz and you decide to give it to jayfrizzo?

Where's the justice in this world?

The justice obviously lies with the Steezy.
07-16-2004, 08:17 PM
jayfrizzo

<anti-jinx>

Likely time to step up, bitches. Early- to mid-next-week there may be some contract signing going on.

</anti-jinx>
07-16-2004, 08:28 PM
zion zig zag

I'll believe it when I see the signing of said contract.

And because I'm too lazy to post in another thread; My bike is out of service, although it may still be dirt jumpable.
07-16-2004, 08:30 PM
jayfrizzo

Quote:

Originally posted by flykdog
I'll believe it when I see the signing of said contract.

Word up. Just be ready to head souf.

I'll give you a call about yer bike.
07-17-2004, 04:42 PM
Dantheman

FYI, I'll be in town the 28-30th.
07-18-2004, 05:37 PM
Lumpy

J-
I'm back....Mt biking Wed afternoon and drinks wed eve? Provided you are giving yourself one weekday of indulgence? My lard ass didn't move more than 32-feet one way or another for 6-weeks. Maybee just a loop around the Sugarhouse park then stright to the bar?
07-18-2004, 07:48 PM
jayfrizzo

Word up Lumples. If shit's not finalized by the we'll hit it. To welcome you back if nothing else.

However, if stuff's finalized, then it's on and your sailor boys are gonna look like Elders in comparison to the amount imbibed.

Either way, welcome home, buddy.
07-19-2004, 12:39 PM
Woodsy

seeing as I have never seen this thread before & am mentioned more than once & just got dun talking to Lumpster about Wed night ........

its on. Congrats J & people hide the houseplants

Quote:

originally mumblaslurred by JayFrizzo while weaving down West Temple
caaantd believe I am this hammered an isssilll light outz.
hey! Imma gonna poundja you

:eek:
07-21-2004, 03:16 PM
Red Baron

funny, I'm dealing with floods here too... :rolleyes:

I'm off work at 9:45, and will come meet ya'll at the hole-in-the-wall of your choice...
07-21-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Been dealing with a flood @ my hotel all day so I may be in rare form when I finally cut loose

1st one is on me...
07-21-2004, 07:39 PM
jayfrizzo

It's a no-go. Abort! Abort!

Nothing finalized yet, plus I'm leaving for Denver in the morning.
07-21-2004, 07:54 PM
Red Baron

Well that sucks, I started drinking an hour ago to get ready to hang with you guys.

You should have seen the look on my bosses face when I cracked open a corona with my dinner here at the TV station...:rolleyes:

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