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    Utards :: When I get a job

    I'm back on my summertime "diet" of not drinking weekdays, so maybe I've got blueballs or blueliver or something...

    Anyhow, I was thinking that when I decide to accept a job offer, assuming I ever get one, that I start a bender right then and there. A rowdy afternoon drunk that mellows and oozes into the night, or explodes into mayhem, either way finally ending up at Alberto's slumped over some Carne Asada fries.

    Any of you jokers wanna join me? You'll need to be ready to go at a moments notice, or right after you get out of work.

    This is not an assignment for the weak. Woodsy, last summer's afternoon debauchery will ideally be a warm-up by comparison.

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    You mean I don't have to drink alone anymore?
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    BASTARD-fine time you picked for teetotaling. Just when I had an afternoon to swill some Desert Edge. At least flyk got half a beer down on Wednesday at Brewskis!!!
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    Count me in.
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    Originally posted by sandytheskier
    Count me in.
    "In" in or "fictional" in?

    I'm beginning to think you don't really exist after all, my memories of the times we shared not withstanding.

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    Well,
    You never call, you never write, I was begining to give up on you [sob].


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    I'm happy to be the designated driver (Not my car though, afraid of projectile vomiting, and diareah)
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    Originally posted by phUnk
    "In" in or "fictional" in?
    I'm fictionally in . . . .
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    Originally posted by LCC
    You mean I don't have to drink alone anymore?
    QUITTER!!!!!! Psorosis (sp?) of the liver won't happen by it's self bud, keep up the practice, work hard and stay in school!
    thats new hampshire as fuck


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    I'm in, provided that after said fun, I email my boss and tell him what I have been doing on company time. And then tell him what I think of him and his family. And then call the freaking Company president and tell him the same thing. And then make threats that I probably shouldn't make without notifying the Secret Service first. And then email every freaking person who works at said Company and tell them each, individually, what I think of their work ethic, morals, personality, and intelligence. When do we start?




    Why do you want a job again? (Besides providing for yourself / family)
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    Hunterski and Inspector, June 5 , my place!!!

    Jay, you will have to give me a two hour warning to get there.
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    Originally posted by Mr. Altagirl
    Why do you want a job again? (Besides providing for yourself / family)
    Amen. Mainly so I can get a bike .

    J-

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    Thumbs up Re: Utards :: When I get a job

    Originally posted by jayfrizzo

    Anyhow, I was thinking that when I decide to accept a job offer, assuming I ever get one, that I start a bender right then and there.
    Been saving this one...

    Make sure to repeat this throughout the day, it will get funnier as you go.

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    Originally posted by jayfrizzo
    Amen. Mainly so I can get a bike .

    J-
    So what is your thinking here?? I have a job, but I work so damn much I don't get out and bike like I should.

    You want a job so you can bike?? or you want a job to fix your bike so you can bike?

    You confuse me sometimes steezewhiz.

    Good luck with the job hunt too.
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    Hunterski and Inspector, June 5 , my place!!!
    Sorry Buzz, It's the wife's b-day that weekend and I don't think she'll like BUZZAPOLOOZA 2004! I will probably end up going to see Harry Potter . Thanks for the invite though.
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    Originally posted by Hunterski
    Sorry Buzz, It's the wife's b-day that weekend and I don't think she'll like BUZZAPOLOOZA 2004! I will probably end up going to see Harry Potter . Thanks for the invite though.
    But it is Buzzapalooza II. Would that sway her??

    I understand though.

    edit: my wife would probably rather go to Harry Potter too, but not June 5th!!!
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    Originally posted by Buzzworthy
    So what is your thinking here?? I have a job, but I work so damn much I don't get out and bike like I should.

    You want a job so you can bike?? or you want a job to fix your bike so you can bike?

    You confuse me sometimes steezewhiz.

    Good luck with the job hunt too.
    So, Woodsy bestows upon me the title of SteezeWiz and you decide to give it to jayfrizzo?

    Where's the justice in this world?

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    Originally posted by phUnk
    So, Woodsy bestows upon me the title of SteezeWiz and you decide to give it to jayfrizzo?

    Where's the justice in this world?
    The justice obviously lies with the Steezy.

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    <anti-jinx>

    Likely time to step up, bitches. Early- to mid-next-week there may be some contract signing going on.

    </anti-jinx>

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    I'll believe it when I see the signing of said contract.

    And because I'm too lazy to post in another thread; My bike is out of service, although it may still be dirt jumpable.

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    Originally posted by flykdog
    I'll believe it when I see the signing of said contract.
    Word up. Just be ready to head souf.

    I'll give you a call about yer bike.

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    FYI, I'll be in town the 28-30th.

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    I'm back....Mt biking Wed afternoon and drinks wed eve? Provided you are giving yourself one weekday of indulgence? My lard ass didn't move more than 32-feet one way or another for 6-weeks. Maybee just a loop around the Sugarhouse park then stright to the bar?
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