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Really - it's true. I just heard her say so.
That lying cunt. (Not you Jer-honey)
I heard she killed a charging rhino with just her umbrella.
But what about the horse 'roids she denies taking when she was with the Yankees back in 1979?
Remember when she swam the Bering Straight?
Hmm... is that an even bigger accomplishment then swimming the Bering Strait?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Remember when she walked to the antarctic circle with nothing but long johns, a sports bra and a pair of hand warmers?
Jealous that you only got 91?
Yes. Because she swam it back when she was striaght. Instead of lesbian like she is now. Any lesbian can swim the Bering Strait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripen
She can tell you about it. She posts here.
And she sorted out the White House travel office. In the first 100 days no less.
That was a long time ago, brings back good memories.
I was a hottie back then.
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Those were the good old days. I remember when you went back in time and killed a Tyranosaurus with your bare hands.
Not any lesbian... bull dykes only. They need the fat to keep their core warm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
rofl at the t-rex thing haha
yes, its true. When Billary caught wind that her platoon was quietly talking about fragging her, she called in an airstrike and had them all killed under the cloak of friendly fire.
Nah, I like girly girls. I would post some, but I don't want to get some of you stupid fuckers on work computers fired. Then we would have to pay you unemployment. You're a real drain on the system you know.
LIES! ALL LIES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by powder11
A platoon is only like 50 soldiers. Where'd the other 42 come from? Huh?
thats where the Clintonesque embellishment comes into playQuote:
Originally Posted by Jer
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Originally Posted by rideit
No no, that was done with her urethra, not umbrella.
Also, don't forget the time she ran into the burning orphanage and pulled out a bakers dozen orphans from the flames and then took them out for ice cream and puppies afterwords. And all this was done just BEFORE her 12th birthday and first menstral cycle.
Maybe she killed them with kindness.....
Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Hillary chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Remember those plagues of frogs, locusts, and blood over in Egypt all those years ago? That wasnt god, that was Hillary. Bitch got skills.
Hillary's tears cure cancer, too bad she has never cried
She's the one that really invented the internet.
lying cuntbag. She needs to bow out now. It will be her fault when McCain swears in.
Insults, insults:
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Like I haven't heard them before.
You really want 4 more years of Bush?
Please.
Its almost as good as the time when she and Bill were having a threesome with the Rev. Jesse Jackson in the Whitehouse and Bill had his dick in her pussy and and just when Jesse was going for the backdoor, Madeline Allbright walked in on them and decided it would be funny to squat right over her face and take a huge drizzly runny shit right in her mouth while her eyes were closed and she was screaming in pain from Jesse Jackson's huge African-American Horsecock penetrating her tight little asshole.
Oh man she'll make a good president...
I heard Hillary took Chuck Norris's virginity
Just saw this on dailykos this morning
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Me and Hillary, Back in the 'Nam....
by Melody Townsel
Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 06:22:48 AM PDT
Sure, I'm a die-hard Obama supporter -- but that doesn't mean I'm not willing to give credit where credit is due.
Hillary says she's been tested, she's been vetted, she's got the experience needed to serve effectively as Commander in Chief...and my wartime experiences with her definitely back up that claim up.
I bumped into Hillary -- literally -- in the late 60s, when we were both thrown into the air when the bar we were drinking in was blown up by the Cong. The rest, as they say, is history.
Those were the days, my friend, back in the 'Nam. As miserable as we both were, Hillary and I agreed that we had never felt more alive.
After dusting ourselves off and pulling the burning survivors from the wreckage of Bar Saigon, we experienced that iron bond of friendship that gets forged only in the heat of battle.
Hillary was the only other woman on the march who could open a bottle of beer with her teeth, and we both killed time learning how to juggle live grenades without dropping a one.
When we weren't cleaning our weapons or smoking weed, we'd sit around the campfire, making fun of Charlie and figuring out new places to drop napalm while we dried our socks by the fire and sucked down MREs with a little Tabasco.
Every once in a while, a bullet would whiz by overhead, and I remember clearly that it was Hills who taught us all how to drop to the ground and make our way back to camp on our stomachs.
By the time we all found ourselves scrambling into a chopper from the roof of the Embassy, Hillary had collected a necklace of VC ears, a big box of poetry and chocolates from every eight-year-old in Saigon, and the love of a grateful nation.
I knew, as we hovered there above the Mekong, watching people scramble for safety in the thickets of the rice paddies, that I had witnessed leadership that was truly remarkable.
Once we were stateside, I tried my best to keep up with Hills, but we were both busy, living our lives and trying to make sense of the non-combat world. After a few years, we stopped writing and calling, and, as often happens in life, we each moved on with our lives.
I hadn't thought about Hills for years when I found myself face-to-face with her on the streets of Baghdad. I should have known that Hillary would never miss the chance to mix it up during the Gulf War -- and she didn't disappoint.
Hillary was always dirtier, sweatier, harder-working than the other soldiers. Quick with an off-color joke to help lighten the load. Great, of course, at showing the grunts how to dodge the sniper fire.
True to form, whenever she did door-to-door searches with her unit, she took the time to share candy and poetry with the eight-year-old girls she met.
Yes, I'm voting for Obama. But Hillary? Her experience under fire inspires me as nothing else in this military life ever has.
You're not only a disgusting sickfuck, you're also an idiot :Quote:
Originally Posted by DisArray
How could jesse jackson "go for the backdoor" and madeleine albright "squat over her face" at the same time ? Physically impossible.
Thanks for the image though.
I guess Hillary really is "the man".
FKNA HILLARY!
I heard she can tie her clitoris into a knot.
Dude, she made up the story, not me.Quote:
Originally Posted by philippeR
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Originally Posted by DisArray
Well there is also the fact you are a racist jackass, making sure to drop the old black men have horse cock thing. Is it that you are a racist? Or did you actually have a bunch of first hand experience with black cock to get your evidence? Which one is it? Racist or sucker of black cock?
Ummm... If you could read...Jesse Jackson has an "African-American" horsecock. You racist asshole.
She's very flexible. How do you think she got out of that tiger cage in that VC POW camp and then killed the entire company with a K-bar knife?Quote:
Originally Posted by philippeR
anybody see the anachronism here?Quote:
Originally Posted by dailykos
Actually, he is an African-American horsecock.Quote:
Originally Posted by DisArray
If a black man's family came from Europe, are they still an African American?
Or an Italian-American, or what have you?
No shit. You fuckerz better start referring to me as a German/Welsh American or I'll sue you for hate-crimes. I'VE GOT A LAWYER DAMMIT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
What? That she would have been using her sock as a tampon, before the hippy chick trend? Or they had MREs with tabasco?Quote:
Originally Posted by TeleHoar