Hillary - 92 confirmed kills in Nam

**Jer** · 03-25-2008, 05:00 PM

Really - it's true. I just heard her say so.

**Aussie_ripper** · 03-25-2008, 05:01 PM

That lying cunt. (Not you Jer-honey)

**rideit** · 03-25-2008, 05:01 PM

I heard she killed a charging rhino with just her umbrella.

**Toadman** · 03-25-2008, 05:04 PM

But what about the horse 'roids she denies taking when she was with the Yankees back in 1979?

**Jer** · 03-25-2008, 05:15 PM

Remember when she swam the Bering Straight?

**Gripen** · 03-25-2008, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

Remember when she swam the Bering Straight?

Hmm... is that an even bigger accomplishment then swimming the Bering Strait?

**Aussie_ripper** · 03-25-2008, 05:26 PM

Remember when she walked to the antarctic circle with nothing but long johns, a sports bra and a pair of hand warmers?

**Lonnie** · 03-25-2008, 05:31 PM

Jealous that you only got 91?

**Jer** · 03-25-2008, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Gripen

Hmm... is that an even bigger accomplishment then swimming the Bering Strait?

Yes. Because she swam it back when she was striaght. Instead of lesbian like she is now. Any lesbian can swim the Bering Strait.

She can tell you about it. She posts here.

**truckeelocal** · 03-25-2008, 05:38 PM

And she sorted out the White House travel office. In the first 100 days no less.

**Hillary Rodham Clinton** · 03-25-2008, 05:39 PM

That was a long time ago, brings back good memories.
I was a hottie back then.

**Jer** · 03-25-2008, 05:41 PM

^^^^^^^^^
Those were the good old days. I remember when you went back in time and killed a Tyranosaurus with your bare hands.

**Theodore** · 03-25-2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

Yes. Because she swam it back when she was striaght. Instead of lesbian like she is now. Any lesbian can swim the Bering Strait.

She can tell you about it. She posts here.

Not any lesbian... bull dykes only. They need the fat to keep their core warm.

rofl at the t-rex thing haha

**powder11** · 03-25-2008, 05:47 PM

yes, its true. When Billary caught wind that her platoon was quietly talking about fragging her, she called in an airstrike and had them all killed under the cloak of friendly fire.

**Hillary Rodham Clinton** · 03-25-2008, 05:48 PM

Nah, I like girly girls. I would post some, but I don't want to get some of you stupid fuckers on work computers fired. Then we would have to pay you unemployment. You're a real drain on the system you know.

**Jer** · 03-25-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by powder11

yes, its true. When Billary caught wind that her platoon was quietly talking about fragging her, she called in an airstrike and had them all killed under the cloak of friendly fire.

LIES! ALL LIES!!!

A platoon is only like 50 soldiers. Where'd the other 42 come from? Huh?

**powder11** · 03-25-2008, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

LIES! ALL LIES!!!

A platoon is only like 50 soldiers. Where'd the other 42 come from? Huh?

thats where the Clintonesque embellishment comes into play

**Nanuq** · 03-25-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

I heard she killed a charging rhino with just her umbrella.

No no, that was done with her urethra, not umbrella.
Also, don't forget the time she ran into the burning orphanage and pulled out a bakers dozen orphans from the flames and then took them out for ice cream and puppies afterwords. And all this was done just BEFORE her 12th birthday and first menstral cycle.

**Lonnie** · 03-25-2008, 07:29 PM

Maybe she killed them with kindness.....

**Hombre215** · 03-25-2008, 07:44 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Hillary was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Hillary chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

**Nanuq** · 03-25-2008, 07:51 PM

Remember those plagues of frogs, locusts, and blood over in Egypt all those years ago? That wasnt god, that was Hillary. Bitch got skills.

**StuntCok** · 03-25-2008, 08:10 PM

Hillary's tears cure cancer, too bad she has never cried

doughboyshredder · 03-25-2008, 08:32 PM

She's the one that really invented the internet.

lying cuntbag. She needs to bow out now. It will be her fault when McCain swears in.

**Hillary Rodham Clinton** · 03-25-2008, 09:15 PM

Insults, insults:

Like I haven't heard them before.
You really want 4 more years of Bush?
Please.

DisArray · 03-25-2008, 09:50 PM

Its almost as good as the time when she and Bill were having a threesome with the Rev. Jesse Jackson in the Whitehouse and Bill had his dick in her pussy and and just when Jesse was going for the backdoor, Madeline Allbright walked in on them and decided it would be funny to squat right over her face and take a huge drizzly runny shit right in her mouth while her eyes were closed and she was screaming in pain from Jesse Jackson's huge African-American Horsecock penetrating her tight little asshole.
Oh man she'll make a good president...