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So I lost a porcelain veneer today. I figure it happened while eating a half frozen Clif Bar on the mountain, though I never noticed at the time. Before I let the dentist rape me again for several hundred $$ I'll have a look-see if the original is gonna pass.
I'm thinking spaghetti strainer and a wooden spoon?
PM Rontele.
I'm thinking "how the fuck can you live with yourself after you just fished a tooth out of your poop, and it's now in your mouth"
WWSD
(seinfeld)
Bump for criminally underparticipated thread. :nonono2: This is the kind of gold I pray for on a Friday.
How'd the search go, Shittooth?
funniest thing I've read lately.Quote:
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and that's a close second.Quote:
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Did you used to have a double-wide trailer trash Louisiana licking grill?
Are you a recovering meth head?
Let us see some before and after pictures.
Vanity is a bitch.
Eat a lot of prunes and your answer will become apparent.
-Confusious
How much do tooth veneers cost?
Traditional Porcelain Veneers typically cost between $900 - $2,500. per tooth and require two or more visits one to two weeks apart. Veneers made of porcelain provide a greater longevity than plastic, typically ten years to fifteen years or more.
Sift on! and don't forget to write a TR
Thread worthless without pics.
You are going to have a real shit eating grin if you find it
I dated her for a while but she was a shitty kisser.
I have a friend with the nickname of "Pooteeth". It's a little more PC than Shittooth and just as funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsB
How did the search go Shittooth?
Laxatives > mesh strainer > rinse > hooray > shittooth.
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This thread is the shit. :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
um...maybe check around the mountain first? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 5B
an excuse to get some skiing in and if you don't find it, it'll always turn up in the end
BOOOOO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by buckethead
heh
tears of laughter are literally streaming down my face right now.
and the suspense is killing me. progress report, Shittooth!
Losing that crown could really bite you in the ass....
Okay, the next morning after my two cups of coffee I'm ready to dump out. I've got the plastic colander or whatever you call it in the toilet bowl ready to receive the anticipated load. It's a fine dump. I take care of the paperwork and then turn around to begin mashing things with the big wooden spoon.
Fuck me! I never thought my shit stunk. I mean I knew yours did, but I figured I'd kind of gotten used to mine and barely noticed. Anyway, with my face right in the mess it was nearly more than I could bear. My eyes are running and I'm nearly gagging. But persevere I did in hopes of finding the veneer and saving myself hundreds. No. Not there. Shit-out-of luck.
That's because it's taken up residence in one of the folds of your colon, rooming with that 5 year old macaroni and cheese. High colonic time.
I would have worn my 3m respirator.
You might want to check the next batch, it could still be coming down the pipes.
edit.. they probably got a colonic in SV .
$2500 for a veneer? Get you ass to Thailand (or India or Indonesia) in the offseason. You can have that veneer, a vacation, and 15 teen boys (looks at rontele) for the same price
it was a huge rush to stomp something that big to flat this early in the season.
Give it another try...
If your teeth are yellow I wouldn't suggest eating any corn
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bump.
Today I swallowed a cap that basically makes up half of my front tooth. $950 to have a new one, or $70 to put the old crown back on. The obvious thought is that I'm going to have to sift my shit to get it back and save myself $900. On my way home, I started to think of the actual logistics on how to sift my own shit, and I realized that it sounds pretty challenging and also quite unplesasant..so I thought to myself that I'd post a thread on TGR asking if anyone has any shit sifting advice.
Before posting though, in fear of getting JONGed I searched "sift shit".
fucking amazing. already a two page thread on the subject.
I was thinking maybe crapping into a sturdy zip-loc and then go for it that way. Then dispose of the zip loc. in your neighbors trash.
My brother has already started with the jokes. "wow your breath smells like shit". "oh, bro, you have a little shit on your lip"
Just hang out with the girls from, two girls one cup, they will sift it for you in the most horrible way imaginable.
If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. It's terrible and not suitable for anybody.
I just looked it up. Now I need to vomit. I made it about twenty seconds in, and my stomach turned and bile rose in the throat.
Don't say you were'nt warned. There are some great vids on youtube of peoples recations while watching it.Quote:
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This thread is the SHIT! 2 drops. Most excellent. Please keep us apprised of your shit sifting expedition. No pics please.Quote:
Originally Posted by ANON-505
a turd burglar could make a mint here.
So wrong to want to see them, but yet pics would be so right if this rescue mission is a success. I want to see the tooth in the poo and the tooth in the mouth. It would be a notable and record breaking TR for this place.Quote:
Originally Posted by FreakofSnow
This cannot be overstated- unless for some reason you've become intimately familiar with your own shit lately, the smell is FAR WORSE than you're imagining. In the last couple of years, I've had many more exposed bowel movements- into plastic bags, rocky ledges, and the like- then I had ever previously hoped to have. There's a good reason normal people dump into bowls full of water.Quote:
Originally Posted by 5B
If you're thinking about sifting through your own shit, the awful smell is something that bears thinking about, and planning contingencies around.
ANON gets maggot of the month for searching for his subject before starting a new thread & in the process resurecting this gem I somehow missed the first time.....
my advice when found is bleach.
I don't know who you are...but I can safely say that after reading this I won't be eating spaghetti or salad at any maggot's house. Ever!
Sprite
I'd recommend retiring your wooden spoon after you find your veneer.....
After crapping in the straining device, why not carry the load outside (preferably somewhere in the garden in need of fertilizer) and blast it with a hose from a safe distance?
Hey Anon, wipe that shit eating grin off your face!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ANON-505
And the jokes will never stop. Unless you start crying . Then Ill do it again.