So I lost a porcelain veneer today. I figure it happened while eating a half frozen Clif Bar on the mountain, though I never noticed at the time. Before I let the dentist rape me again for several hundred $$ I'll have a look-see if the original is gonna pass.
I'm thinking spaghetti strainer and a wooden spoon?
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Thread: I need to sift my shit
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12-06-2007, 07:23 PM #1
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I need to sift my shit
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12-06-2007, 07:29 PM #2
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-06-2007, 07:30 PM #3
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I'm thinking "how the fuck can you live with yourself after you just fished a tooth out of your poop, and it's now in your mouth"
Originally Posted by Divebomber
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12-06-2007, 07:50 PM #4
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12-07-2007, 11:58 AM #5
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Bump for criminally underparticipated thread.
This is the kind of gold I pray for on a Friday.
How'd the search go, Shittooth?Montani Semper Liberi
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12-07-2007, 12:04 PM #6
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funniest thing I've read lately. Originally Posted by flyby
and that's a close second. Originally Posted by MarsB
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12-07-2007, 12:05 PM #7
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Did you used to have a double-wide trailer trash Louisiana licking grill?
Are you a recovering meth head?
Let us see some before and after pictures.
Vanity is a bitch.
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12-07-2007, 12:15 PM #8
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Eat a lot of prunes and your answer will become apparent.
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12-07-2007, 12:21 PM #9
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How much do tooth veneers cost?
Traditional Porcelain Veneers typically cost between $900 - $2,500. per tooth and require two or more visits one to two weeks apart. Veneers made of porcelain provide a greater longevity than plastic, typically ten years to fifteen years or more.
Sift on! and don't forget to write a TR????????????????????????
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12-07-2007, 12:23 PM #10
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Thread worthless without pics.
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12-07-2007, 01:34 PM #11
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You are going to have a real shit eating grin if you find it
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12-07-2007, 02:19 PM #12
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I dated her for a while but she was a shitty kisser.
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12-07-2007, 10:10 PM #13
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I have a friend with the nickname of "Pooteeth". It's a little more PC than Shittooth and just as funny. Originally Posted by MarsB
Bump for criminally underparticipated thread. This is the kind of gold I pray for on a Friday.
How'd the search go, Shittooth?
How did the search go Shittooth?It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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12-07-2007, 10:20 PM #14
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Laxatives > mesh strainer > rinse > hooray > shittooth.
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12-07-2007, 10:24 PM #15
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Originally Posted by mrw
Originally Posted by ProHoHater
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This thread is the shit. Originally Posted by iceman
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12-07-2007, 10:41 PM #16
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um...maybe check around the mountain first? Originally Posted by 5B
an excuse to get some skiing in and if you don't find it, it'll always turn up in the end
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12-07-2007, 10:51 PM #17
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BOOOOO!!!! Originally Posted by buckethead
heh
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12-08-2007, 02:48 PM #18
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tears of laughter are literally streaming down my face right now.
and the suspense is killing me. progress report, Shittooth!
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12-08-2007, 03:37 PM #19
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Losing that crown could really bite you in the ass....
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12-08-2007, 03:59 PM #20
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Okay, the next morning after my two cups of coffee I'm ready to dump out. I've got the plastic colander or whatever you call it in the toilet bowl ready to receive the anticipated load. It's a fine dump. I take care of the paperwork and then turn around to begin mashing things with the big wooden spoon.
Fuck me! I never thought my shit stunk. I mean I knew yours did, but I figured I'd kind of gotten used to mine and barely noticed. Anyway, with my face right in the mess it was nearly more than I could bear. My eyes are running and I'm nearly gagging. But persevere I did in hopes of finding the veneer and saving myself hundreds. No. Not there. Shit-out-of luck.
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12-08-2007, 04:21 PM #21
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That's because it's taken up residence in one of the folds of your colon, rooming with that 5 year old macaroni and cheese. High colonic time.
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12-08-2007, 06:06 PM #22
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I would have worn my 3m respirator.
You might want to check the next batch, it could still be coming down the pipes.
edit.. they probably got a colonic in SV .
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12-08-2007, 06:10 PM #23Hugh Conway Guest
$2500 for a veneer? Get you ass to Thailand (or India or Indonesia) in the offseason. You can have that veneer, a vacation, and 15 teen boys (looks at rontele) for the same price
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12-08-2007, 09:17 PM #24
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it was a huge rush to stomp something that big to flat this early in the season.
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12-08-2007, 09:29 PM #25
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Give it another try...
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