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I am looking for a new set of skiis this year. I was hoping for some feed back. I am 32 years old. I weigh 125 lbs. I like to ski anything and everything. I ski in southern colorado and utah. I am not sure what skiis to buy. Any suggestions would be nice. Thanks
TECH FUCKING TALK JONG
Why even reply?
(Besides to pad your post count)
(It was already at the top of the page anyway)
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Originally Posted by BigJay
Cause yelling at JONGs is a great stress reliever.
Touche..Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
What the fuck is a skii?
Of all the muthafuckas hea', Charlie Brown, you da muthafucka-est.
pbcrack, you're totally in luck. The nice thing about TGR is that the board is full of ski company reps. I have found in the past that the best way to get the information you need is to PM them with your specific questions. Here is the list (hopefully, I will remember them all).Quote:
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The K2 rep is iceman
The Atomic rep is Tap
The Dynastar rep is basom
The Volkl rep is Tippster
The Armada rep is Hutch
The Black Diamond rep is Trackhead
Let me know if that falls outside the realm of skis you were looking at and I will dig up a few more. Good luck and think snow, brah!
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Ha Ha you are in for it now Rontele!
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Thanks for sharing!
If you're a girl then welcome, read first, then post. Especially in tech talk if you're looking for ski recommendations.
If you're a dude then EAT A FUCKIN' SANDWICH AND TAKE IT OVER TO TECH TALK JONGFUCKER!!!!1111111!!!!!!1:the_finge:the_finge:t he_finge:the_finge:FIREdevil
Come on Rontele, you could have at least told him you are the west coast rep for Salomon and answered a few of his questions rather than redirecting him...lazy, lazy, lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Skiing in everything in Colorado and Utah? You definitely need to buy the new Bro Model by PMgear.
www.pmgear.com
BTW, if you need new bindings, there's tons of Marker reps available on this board.
(see, wasn't that easy?)
I think you guys are missing something important here....
32yo and 125lbs.....that says chica to me, that or a skinny ass gaper jong.
PB- We would be glad to help, but first we need to see some pics of you to see your body type. This is important in picking out the right pair of skis. It also helps if you are nude in the pics, lots of skis react differently with clothes than without. Please post naked pics and we will be glad to help you.
PS- if you are say 4'2" and 125, please don't bother.
it's skies not "skiis" you fucking jong:rolleyes:
Whose the fucking JONG now... it's Ski's, not skies!:fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by squirrelmurphy
What's your chest size? Are you single? What color Bogner do these skiis need to match?
I know someone who can get you a 158 Burton rental board... PM me.
It's actually skis (no apostrophe, unless the skis are in possession of something). So you're both wrong actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by soulman978
I think you were also trying to type "who's," as in who is.
IT"S SKIE"EI'ES!
DUH!
haha, oops. my bad. Damn my Fred Flintstone fingers! I feel rather jongish right now. :cussing:Quote:
Originally Posted by wandering, not lost
Where's Suit? Can you ban people for not getting sarcasm then correcting said sarcastic post? It would make things flow a lot smoother 'round here.
soulman, wandering, keep up here.
apologies, taught singular possessives to the 4th graders this morning and I'm on a roll...Quote:
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You need to drop your standards, 4th grade is a bit much here at TGR. Start lowball at a 2nd grade level of expectations and surprises will be less common.
4th grade is a stretch for most of us. And, I've always had problems with possessive singles.Quote:
Originally Posted by wandering, not lost
Shit! Did I just start a sentence with "And".......?
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All of you fucking stooges need to read a bit and figure out that this is a joke and a well played one at that:Quote:
Originally Posted by tenB
And this guy is right:Quote:
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sigh. I miss the olden days. back when we didn't need to explain sarcasm. What's happened to kids today????
it's ski3s, dumbasses.
It is spelled skis.
High-larious!!!
WTF???!? I thought it was spelled "steeze", Yo.