Wait, that's everybody here.
I mean, Attention Cigarette Smokers:
I have been smoking cigarettes for longer than the majority of you have been alive. Although I still love them, I also fucking hate them and on this coming Monday, April 24, I'm going to quit.
Another Maggot, who can name himself if he wants, is going to join me. We'd like to encourage anybody else who has been thinking about it to join us and maybe we can lend each other some moral support and maybe some peer pressure.
Anybody who wants to give it a shot is more than welcome to join us. I'll be starting a thread in "Gimp Central" about it in a bit, c'mon over there and post up, it's way past time to put them nasty fucking things away.
It's like five days away, smoke 'em up this weekend, get you some Wellbutrin or SmokeAway or Sunflower seeds or whatever, and let's get this done.