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Conversation er argument between me and my boss:
Me: I'm outta here...
Boss: Are you quiting?
Me: No, I'm leaving.
Boss: Are you quiting?
Me: No, this is going nowhere, I'm finished with this, arguing with the two (Pres & VP) of you is useless...
Boss: Are you quiting?!?!?!!
Me: Are you firiing me?
Boss: ARE YOU QUIT_ING?!?!?!
Me: Fire me...I dare ya...you don't have the balls to fire me.
I wanna club a seal right now. Except I like seals...they're the dogs of the ocean ya know?
Similar sitch for me, too.
Make sure you 'top shelf' the toilet before you leave.
Now is a good time to get fired and on unemployment...If you really need a job, I can get you work clubbing seals in the Arctic.
edit: sorry, didn't see the bottom of your post.
Is this a good or a bad thing?
Cause I'd be pretty pumped if I got fired today. But thats just me.
so?
whats happening now?
Do it now. Then you can hop a flight to Utah and sleep on flyk's couch while its 55-degrees out. That should pull it up to the low-40's in his pad.
You telling me you have NEVER wanted to club a dog? I don't buy it.Quote:
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Originally Posted by bad_roo
Define dog.
FYI, I am now home, whiling away the day waiting for my attorney to return my call, contmeplating what I'll do tomorrow night now that the company X-mas party is really out of the question.
I have a strong urge to club one of my dogs almost every day. Little bastard keeps destroying things, he's gonna get it, too.
I say go to the x-mas party, what are they going to do throw you out? If so it would be a great story to tell the masses of maggots :DQuote:
Originally Posted by truth
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Don't you work for sort of the "family business." If so that adds a whole 'nother dimension to this.Quote:
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dood,Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
dependent on your attorney's advice, the X-mas party could be a REAL good time.
No sexual harrasment concerns
You can finally be HONEST with people.
get as drunk as you want, dont matter just dont hit anyone
The AD said what I was thinking.
I was going to post a pic of Snoop Dogg with a 'Club This' caption but vbecame aware that this thread might start looking like a KKK circle jerk.
Seems my Voicemail to you last night was quite timely.
Hope something works out, your way!
Do seals have to pay a cover charge?
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Heh...it's complicated to say the least.
Yeah buzz....I ahd the phone on vibrate and missed a whole bunch of maggot calls last night.
Splat, I'll hit ya back today. Looks like I might have some time on my hands.
I hear Starbuck's is hiring.
I heard seals like to go clubbing with eskimos
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THAT SOUND CRAZY
"Not only are you fired, but you're grounded.
No Retallack. No AK. Nuttin."
Now that would truly suck. Make wise decisions, bro.
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Originally Posted by bad_roo
If anything there would be more time to ski...that shit is allready paid for in a sense...but I hear ya.
the grounded thing was funny but I'm not laughing
If ya wanna trade jobs, we can. Only problem is the same conversation will occur every 2 weeks or so here.
Is a no-nosecond that instant when a hasty decision made in frustration and anger may might prove to have been a mistake?
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Originally Posted by splat
No, it's the instant where years of frustrations exceed the tolerance threshold and force one to jump off the fence and make a long overdue choice.
If only it came with a completed business plan.