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Thread: I'm a nonosecond from unemployment...

  1. 12-10-2004, 10:53 AM #1
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    I'm a nanosecond from unemployment...

    Conversation er argument between me and my boss:


    Me: I'm outta here...

    Boss: Are you quiting?

    Me: No, I'm leaving.

    Boss: Are you quiting?

    Me: No, this is going nowhere, I'm finished with this, arguing with the two (Pres & VP) of you is useless...

    Boss: Are you quiting?!?!?!!

    Me: Are you firiing me?

    Boss: ARE YOU QUIT_ING?!?!?!

    Me: Fire me...I dare ya...you don't have the balls to fire me.




    I wanna club a seal right now. Except I like seals...they're the dogs of the ocean ya know?
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  2. 12-10-2004, 10:55 AM #2
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    Similar sitch for me, too.

    Make sure you 'top shelf' the toilet before you leave.
  3. 12-10-2004, 10:57 AM #3
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    Now is a good time to get fired and on unemployment...If you really need a job, I can get you work clubbing seals in the Arctic.

    edit: sorry, didn't see the bottom of your post.
  4. 12-10-2004, 10:57 AM #4
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    Is this a good or a bad thing?

    Cause I'd be pretty pumped if I got fired today. But thats just me.
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  5. 12-10-2004, 10:57 AM #5
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    so?

    whats happening now?
  6. 12-10-2004, 10:59 AM #6
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    Do it now. Then you can hop a flight to Utah and sleep on flyk's couch while its 55-degrees out. That should pull it up to the low-40's in his pad.
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  7. 12-10-2004, 11:03 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    I wanna club a seal right now. Except I like seals...they're the dogs of the ocean ya know?
    You telling me you have NEVER wanted to club a dog? I don't buy it.
  8. 12-10-2004, 11:06 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    You telling me you have NEVER wanted to club a dog? I don't buy it.

    Define dog.



    FYI, I am now home, whiling away the day waiting for my attorney to return my call, contmeplating what I'll do tomorrow night now that the company X-mas party is really out of the question.
  9. 12-10-2004, 11:07 AM #9
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    I have a strong urge to club one of my dogs almost every day. Little bastard keeps destroying things, he's gonna get it, too.
  10. 12-10-2004, 11:08 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Define dog.



    FYI, I am now home, whiling away the day waiting for my attorney to return my call, contmeplating what I'll do tomorrow night now that the company X-mas party is really out of the question.
    I say go to the x-mas party, what are they going to do throw you out? If so it would be a great story to tell the masses of maggots
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    club this

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  12. 12-10-2004, 11:13 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    FYI, I am now home, whiling away the day waiting for my attorney to return my call, contmeplating what I'll do tomorrow night now that the company X-mas party is really out of the question.
    Don't you work for sort of the "family business." If so that adds a whole 'nother dimension to this.
  13. 12-10-2004, 11:14 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    waiting for my attorney to return my call, contmeplating what I'll do tomorrow night now that the company X-mas party is really out of the question.
    dood,
    dependent on your attorney's advice, the X-mas party could be a REAL good time.

    No sexual harrasment concerns

    You can finally be HONEST with people.

    get as drunk as you want, dont matter just dont hit anyone
  14. 12-10-2004, 11:15 AM #14
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    The AD said what I was thinking.
  15. 12-10-2004, 11:15 AM #15
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    I was going to post a pic of Snoop Dogg with a 'Club This' caption but vbecame aware that this thread might start looking like a KKK circle jerk.
  16. 12-10-2004, 11:16 AM #16
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    Seems my Voicemail to you last night was quite timely.

    Hope something works out, your way!
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  17. 12-10-2004, 11:21 AM #17
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    Do seals have to pay a cover charge?
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  18. 12-10-2004, 11:23 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD
    Don't you work for sort of the "family business." If so that adds a whole 'nother dimension to this.

    Heh...it's complicated to say the least.

    Yeah buzz....I ahd the phone on vibrate and missed a whole bunch of maggot calls last night.

    Splat, I'll hit ya back today. Looks like I might have some time on my hands.
  19. 12-10-2004, 11:24 AM #19
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    I hear Starbuck's is hiring.
  20. 12-10-2004, 11:25 AM #20
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    I heard seals like to go clubbing with eskimos
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  21. 12-10-2004, 11:25 AM #21
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    "Not only are you fired, but you're grounded.

    No Retallack. No AK. Nuttin."

    Now that would truly suck. Make wise decisions, bro.
  22. 12-10-2004, 11:27 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    "Not only are you fired, but you're grounded.

    No Retallack. No AK. Nuttin."

    Now that would truly suck. Make wise decisions, bro.


    If anything there would be more time to ski...that shit is allready paid for in a sense...but I hear ya.


    the grounded thing was funny but I'm not laughing
  23. 12-10-2004, 11:31 AM #23
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    If ya wanna trade jobs, we can. Only problem is the same conversation will occur every 2 weeks or so here.
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  24. 12-10-2004, 11:38 AM #24
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    Is a no-nosecond that instant when a hasty decision made in frustration and anger may might prove to have been a mistake?
  25. 12-10-2004, 11:46 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Is a no-nosecond that instant when a hasty decision made in frustration and anger may might prove to have been a mistake?

    No, it's the instant where years of frustrations exceed the tolerance threshold and force one to jump off the fence and make a long overdue choice.

    If only it came with a completed business plan.
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