Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?
Bumping still rules. Jibbing is for fags. It's the rollerblading of the ski world. If you like rails you must also like dildos.
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Would you rather be a bumpfag or a jib-homo?
Bumping still rules. Jibbing is for fags. It's the rollerblading of the ski world. If you like rails you must also like dildos.
Since you can't do either, why not a big SFTU?Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
BWA!!
Something tells me railslide420 is pretty good at rails.
STFU BUMPFAG
You dyxlesic moho, you. Go suck your froybiend's nepis.Quote:
Originally Posted by railslide420
Now that inverts & 0ff-axis jumps are allowed in mogul comps....there needs to be rails in the middle of the lines as well. Stick a quarterpipe at the end too. Then make the start at the bottom of the run and have the competitors skin to the top, then race to the bottom.
Stupid Fuckin' Towheaded (e)Unuch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
edit - for the u-nick
Shut Fuck The Up? Hmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by railslide420
Railslide420...http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/owned2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Punani
I'd rather be a bump-fag. At least you're going kinda fast.
bumpfag so i could compare myself to moseley :the_finge
ummm........neither......i'd rather be ripping de big moutain lines eh!
bumps for sure...i can slide a few low rails, but that shit is lame...i mean its kinda fun for 5 minutes, but bumps are so much cooler...
...and so good on the knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Bump-pimp for me. My knees like the abuse. I like the feeling of my knees banging my chin and my brain rattling 'round in my skull.
I prefer the mad steeze of a handrail to ballsack grind.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Depends how good the shit is and what kinda night I'm going for. Bumps and rails each have a place and time.
You, sir, are a masochist.Quote:
Originally Posted by seldon
I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do like pounding the bumps.
nah dudes, the coolest shit is buttered 50 foot lawn-darts to rail with a 270 out...(neck/lower-back combo optional)
werd
Bumps for sure. If you can hammer down a zipper line, then you can ski. I've seen too many park rats that suck at actually skiing. I like to ski bumps early season just for conditioning.
Don't worry truth, somebody got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by truth
Yeah man!
This is one of the reasons I’m glad I visit TGR…pure humor. Nice one Punani. :biggrin:
I’m with raps though…both bumps and jibbing are gay…give me some steep untracked powder and I’m good. But if I had to choose between bumps and jibbing I’d pick jibbing.
Nice catch too Darkside! Laugh out loud. :)
Tyrone,
That would actually be a very entertaining event…it would really show the “well rounded” athletes too.
Ps. I see it too truth.
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Originally Posted by flykdog
Damn, I was getting worried mang. I owe ya one.
Used to rip the hell outta bumps. Now I cringe. I'll play in 'em, but not with the same enthusiasm. 1 shredded knee was fine, tyvm.
The only rail I'm sidling up to better be made of oak or brass & have a cash register nearby.
I'll take racer fairies for 200, Alex.
Daily double! Ski dancing! How much would you like to wager?
P.S. Jibbing destroys edges. Bumps destroy knees. Which costs more to fix?