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Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
How I love you.
If you were a Big Mac, I'd pick each sesame seed off your bun and enjoy it individually.
If you were a shot of tequila, I'd snort the salt and squeeze the lime in my eye just so I could have you alone.
If you were a tree, I'd climb you. Or something.
If you were a pot sticker, I'd dip you in the finest vinegar around, and eat you whole when the waiter wasn't looking, then I'd tell him I dropped you and I need another one.
See Kill Bill and tell me you wouldn't marry that fine, fine piece of tail!
Yes, I too had these thoughts while watching that movie.