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    Thumbs up Lucy Lui

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    How I love you.

    If you were a Big Mac, I'd pick each sesame seed off your bun and enjoy it individually.

    If you were a shot of tequila, I'd snort the salt and squeeze the lime in my eye just so I could have you alone.

    If you were a tree, I'd climb you. Or something.

    If you were a pot sticker, I'd dip you in the finest vinegar around, and eat you whole when the waiter wasn't looking, then I'd tell him I dropped you and I need another one.



    See Kill Bill and tell me you wouldn't marry that fine, fine piece of tail!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    I think it's spelled "Loiue."

    Or is it "Lieu?"

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    Thumbs up

    If you were a ho I'd drop an additional $30 to do you in the pooper.

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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    If you were a ho I'd drop an additional $30 to do you in the pooper.
    an ever so slight trickle of pee
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    Re: Lucy Lui

    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    How I love you.

    If you were a Big Mac, I'd pick each sesame seed off your bun and enjoy it individually.

    If you were a shot of tequila, I'd snort the salt and squeeze the lime in my eye just so I could have you alone.

    If you were a tree, I'd climb you. Or something.

    If you were a pot sticker, I'd dip you in the finest vinegar around, and eat you whole when the waiter wasn't looking, then I'd tell him I dropped you and I need another one.

    See Kill Bill and tell me you wouldn't marry that fine, fine piece of tail!
    Yes, I too had these thoughts while watching that movie.

    Combine the scene at the dinner table and those cute yet deadly quiet feet with her samurai prowess and her just insanely good looks and...mmmmmmmm...drooooooool...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Angry

    Rev,

    I'm the bratwurst, and Lucy's my bun.

    Take your cocktail weiner elsewhere.

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    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

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    "She also snow boards, repels mountains, skis, and recently tried out her equestrian and motorcycle skills only to sustain injuries. Her friends describe her as fearless."

    It all sounded good until she started repelling those mountains.

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    Talking

    Maybe Punani could swing by and see if she'll come to the summit. He could maybe sell it to her on the basis of a wasabi snorting competition in the buffet at Harrahs.
    Last edited by bad_roo; 10-15-2003 at 11:00 AM.

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    Re: Lucy Lui

    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    tell me you wouldn't marry that fine, fine piece of tail! [/B]
    The marriage thing is far overrated...jab her in the guts a couple of times and you'd just wish you were back in you Trekkers looking for fresh pow...

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    I haven't seen Kill Bill, but I don't really see the appeal. Take a look at that picture and tell me she doesn't have a strabismus problem.

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    "Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch

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    Is that just a fancy term for one eye in the biscuit barrel?

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    Sorry- she just doesn't do it for me. He face is kind of, well, weird. Not that I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...
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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    Is that just a fancy term for one eye in the biscuit barrel?
    "Biscuit barrel" has been added to the arsenal, for sure! Thanks, Roo.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Re: Re: Lucy Lui

    Originally posted by Lumpy
    The marriage thing is far overrated...jab her in the guts a couple of times and you'd just wish you were back in you Trekkers looking for fresh pow...
    you read my mind.

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    Originally posted by The AD
    ...and tell me she doesn't have a strabismus problem.
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    vapor lock - bitch.

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    Originally posted by phUnk
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    Strabismus
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    Originally posted by phUnk
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    Your absolutely right. I should have said "it looks like she has one eye in the biscuit barrel."

    Thanks roo!

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    And here I thought she was winking at me.

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    Originally posted by The AD
    Your absolutely right. I should have said "it looks like she has one eye in the biscuit barrel."

    Thanks roo!
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    You lookin' at me?

    http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...iu/billpre.jpghttp://home.sprintmail.com/~snowtao/art/rico-1.jpg

    I actually agree with Da Rev. She's gorgeous and those little freckles are damn appealing. Man, I was almost so overcome by her in Charlie's Angels 2 that I nearly forgot to pay attention to the cunning plot.
    Last edited by bad_roo; 10-15-2003 at 12:08 PM.

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    Damnit! Stop dissing my lady! She's just flinching from the flash which was magnified off those pretty cheeks and those lovely shoulders and...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Thumbs up

    All hail Asian women God's gift to men..

    My favorite

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    Hi. My name is road trip and I am a self-admitted Asianophile. Thank you.

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