Which one?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
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Which one?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
all of them
Nothing a little potassium injected under your scalp couldn't fixQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Also I take my sticker off with I'm being a muggle
My sister had a friend whose mom once said to him, “Didn’t you go to school with a Dan Halen?”Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Has nothing to do with hating Van Halen but it’s one of the funnier mom stories I’ve ever heard.
Did you get tapped to help with another campaign?Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
A black one?Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Perfect Pio sticker placement. Thumbs up. I mean, down.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
My favorite was Valerie, through thin and thicc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Aw fuck.
Phone numbers where they spell it instead of giving the number. 1-888-LUV-DOLL takes me at least an extra 10 seconds to dial vs. just having the phone number. The marketing people may think it's cute but it's a PITA.
Exception 1800 GO FEDEXQuote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
I shovel out a nice place behind the house for the dog to poop, but she insists on going up the hill and well off the path to go. She doesn't break through the surface crust but I go in up to my knees if I go to pick it up. Guess I'll worry about it in the spring.
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People who put their phone calls on speaker in public. I don’t give a fuck that your son has crohns and you aren’t going to meet your deadline
When you make it hard for someone to distinguish whether you are a man or woman and then get offended when I get it wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by teleee
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Originally Posted by delco714
You're really so incredibly clever. I want to be you when I grow upQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
^^^Don't forget the +44
The Harry Potter tattoo pretty much guarantees you'll be a child for ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by delco714
Where's the problem, bub. One successful childQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
This is indeed one of the most egregious sins commited. Especially when they give you a stern look like you're listening in on a private conversation. "Hey asshole. You putting your phone call on speaker now makes it a PUBLIC conversation." Next time I see somebody doing this, I should just be like:Quote:
Originally Posted by teleee
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For some reason I find it much more annoying when they hold the phone level in front of their face.Quote:
Originally Posted by teleee
That shit right there is funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
As far as what annoys me: Fucking work. Work annoys me.
So my plan, that I have never had to implement, for obnoxious cell phone users is to very loudly pretend I am calling my surgeon to schedule a colonoscopy because of symptoms, which I will then elaborate on if the fucktards don't get the hint. It would be a hit in resteraunts.