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Originally Posted by likwid
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this thread amounts to a bunch of people waving their dicks in the air.
my turn:
a maggot is someone who - whether they are even aware of this board or not - is one of the fortunate few who roam this earth with a deep and all consuming sickness, a sweet disease of an addiction to getting nipple deep in the white stuff... and then talking about getting nipple deep.. and then reading about getting nipple deep.. and then posting... well you get the idea.
oh yeah and you have to drink beer. and lots of it. if you don't drink beer you're just another fucking ski derelict.
this definition works for me as i'm both a jong lurker and a drunk.
1. I can't be a maggot because I gave up beer when my wife got pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by stomp
2. Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by erica_z
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This thread is comical. Many of the same folks that used to continually bitch about "cliques" and "old school cool clubs" within the board are now calling for some sort of membership requirement?
Being a "maggot" just requires that you ski or snowboard and have a good time doing it. Posting stoke and TR's and good shit here is a plus. Selling things at fair or discounted prices and delivering, donating to maggots in need and generally being a positive addition is also a plus.
I think that's about all. Just my $.02.
Ok...so your going to be an ass...I can play that game.:FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
The ten inches was to convey the idea that it doesnt take 3 feet to get you excited...and if this is the first season you have skied anything more than 10" you are living in the wrong damn state or have your priorities completely wrong. Thanks for the incitefull message though....and yes and im sure your little high school sister does love the 10". She should give me a call some time.:fuckyou:
sweet!
a gosey vs. adman flame war!
this will be like watching boxing in the special olympics! :fmicon:
Umm, I think Max was on your side dude... Sphinx was the one making fun of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by adman735
But, carry on.
You forgot about the sheep costume. Whatever happened to the sheep costumes?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
The bra tree is located under chair 5 at Mammoth Mountain.I plan to do a TR of Yogachick adorning the bra tree at this years Mammoth Summit.Only problem is that she doesn`t know this yet.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
Careful talking sheep around me...on another forum I'm the resident sheep-fucker, after I posted this pic. A NZ friend, Symon from Black Diamond Safaris, got bored one day while updating his snow report on the whiteboard outside Big Als ski store, and decided to be artistic on the side of my rental campervan. He says I come over from Australia to molest the NZ sheep, and calls boarders sideways monoskiers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Schmear
Uh, make that two forums...Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
mayonnaise
Haha, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it!!!
Anyway, is there any online university where I can buy my maggot qualifications?
I dunno, the hordes of Japanese businessmen on Black Diamond safaris may horn in on the action.Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
Oh shit, thank you. I needed that. Except somehow I thought you were going to say it was like that Dave Chapelle skit about Don King putting on the gay boxing matches.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
...cause even if you win, you're still retarded!Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
this community seems to be fairly self-regulating. i'm sure it's an unwritten rule that well known users give other well known users priority in the gear swap and that's fine with me. this isn't a frat-house initiation, you contribute to the community when you can and that's all there is to it. what kind of nerd started this thread anyway :D
It took 9 pages to get to this?Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
I think I love you...Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Well don't get too attached, retards are not allowed to procreate.:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Ya, and get in line. :fmicon:
Cybercop: don't you just castrate them so that there's no risk? Bmills, this might hurt a little. :FIREdevil
figured as much...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
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Originally Posted by Max Gosey
Nothing that past girlfriends haven't already taken care of...
STFU and get Max some bread pudding, jong.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
10-4 Good buddy.
Gotta love gettin the JONG from newschoolers born after 1985!
Shit, I tapped yo momma in 83'.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
BWAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm starting to be glad I posted that story, despite all the grief it may/will bring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Cop