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To add another data point to support Bmills' hypothesis on the character of Dodge owners: I recently saw a dodge ram, driven by a dude looking well into his 30s, with a full rear window sticker with huge letters reading
DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
I guess that is one way to publicly announce one's pedophilia to the world without joining the priesthood.
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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
A guy down the street from me has a mid-aughts 2500, red, diesel, "CUMMIN" sticker across the rear window, and an American flag flying in the bed. Never talked to the guy but between the truck and his personal appearance I know what I need to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by zartagen
Trump 2020?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
Definitely have seen this truck around too, lol.
Driving all day, 5 or 6 days a week, my bogey list:
1) newer fullsize big 3 pickups, emphasis on bright red
2) “hoonigan” sticker
3) handicap plates
4) fast and furious cars, emphasis on WRX
5) 2 local trucking companies you wouldn’t know
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6) Car full of college girls, especially Illinois plates
7) Brand new RV, emphasis on very large RV towing car/boat, emphasis on Bogey #1 towing new trailer.
Uber or lyft decals.
Agree. Dodge drivers are the worst.
Just started driving a truck for a living 3 months ago and it’s obvious.
I saw some major assholery on 7 mile in the ghettos of Detroit today. Had to radio my partner 4 different times telling him to watch out... on your left... look out on your right...
Nissans, no question about it in my book.
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It’s always some jackass in a Nissan for me.
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^i have a Nissan and an F-250, neither are red or have any stickers.
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That god awful convertible murano abomination deserves to be in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
"Murano Cross Cabriolet"Quote:
Originally Posted by snowaddict91
Or, if you feel more like buying Murican, Buick offers the Cascada:
https://www.buick.com/discover/legacy-vehicles/cascada
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Originally Posted by Wrecked
I remember when Volvo and Beemer drivers held the title here in the TRG.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Things change, life goes on.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Also in my experience:
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If someone gave me a hellcat I'd happily be that asshole.
I can’t really reflect on the drivers, but as a life long mechanic I can attest to the fact that Dodge/Chrysler/Ram/Jeep products break a lot more because of poor design and materials. When asked what to buy by customers I usually only tell them to not buy any FCA vehicles.
That said, the worst car sold here by far was the Yugo, there are a lot of shitboxes sold here, but those things were cheaper than cheap.
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this is something else. nissan designers are on some different shit.
Agreed on most points above. Although, nearly two years ago, I caved and bought a big three diesel truck, late model. All so I can haul my camper and tow my motorcycle trailer. It's not red, but it does have stickers, including the requisite "change for a nickel" sticker. Am I off the island?
Yeah, if you’re going to buy an Asian vehicle Nissan should be at the bottom of that list. Sorry Bmills...
The late '90's Maxima was the car of choice for America's worst drivers. Those are, sadly, disappearing. Dodge Charger actually makes sense as a replacement as it can be had cheap with a somewhat powerful engine. And it has the right look for a young prick who gives zero shits about anyone.Quote:
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I'll bet that thing has a lot of Renault in it. Looks more French than Japanese to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
I drive a big three diesel truck as well. No shame in it as long as you keep your political views off your bumper.
No apologies necessary and I completely agree. Anyone who could take this:Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
https://autowise.com/wp-content/uplo...8/22616568.jpg
And turn it into this:
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod...1569340832.jpg
Is a steaming pile of garbage.
Worse than Mitsubishi?Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
More of a partnership.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
Maybe I wouldnt hate on nissans so much if you'd actually showed up to play golf that day, maybe things would have been different.... who knows!Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
I woulda been like hey my man is cool, he drives a nissan - ok I'll reconsider....
but noooo
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Originally Posted by BobMc
you like Suzuki or Isuzu?
Neither of those companies have sold cars in the US for years.Quote:
Originally Posted by IrieIbex
I remember that catchy commercial for the Isuzu Amigo back in the late 90's.
The Rodeo and Trooper seemed to be everywhere back then.
I’m just wondering where they fall in lineQuote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
Troopers where cheap, large and slow - kind of like my date last weekend
hey, remember that Isuzu made the Duramax
Does anyone here have a Lada Niva for sale?
I borrowed an Amigo for an afternoon from a friend back in the day. It was actually fun to drive. I have no idea how they held up for the long haul. My drivers ed class used a K car. That was the most unnatural feeling slow poke of a vehicle I ever drove.Quote:
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What year are you looking for?Quote:
Originally Posted by steff
искатель задницыQuote:
Originally Posted by steff
Some sorority girl in college I dated drove one. She took the top off one sunny afternoon at a big lake party and after getting loaded decided she wanted to bog it in a nearby field tossing the keys to me and my friends. It was stupid fun and I think she left that trip with about 50 lbs of Kentucky mud on the interior.Quote:
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Is that a euphemism? If so, impressive.Quote:
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No shame as long as it’s not lifted and doesn’t have shitty aftermarket tires and wheels.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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Hadn't thought that far into it... 80's most likely. There are some crusty looking units around here in bad shape. Not for sale though.Quote:
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Among current models there are less genuinely shitty cars. The Fiat 500 L is among them.
God, what a steaming pile of crap. The seats are horrendous, it handles like shit, the engine is weak and noisy, the manual gearbox sucks, the suspension is stiff on bumpy roads and wallows on every turn. Oh, and the radio blows.
I’ve rented one for a few days, it was miserable. And I’m the kind of driver that can find some positive in an Opel Astra.
It’s kind of cute, though.
/Euro edition.
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