Would you eat it?

All of them

Nobody can eat all the eggs.

Ron Swanson: are these all your eggs? (Ron holds 2 dozen eggs)
Donna: yeah. What are you making?
Ron: eggs

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

50 in an hour

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Beth's Cafe TR required

Good ol' Luke.

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

As much as I love the Monty Python, eggs actually keep pretty well. I've tried the float trick and it's meh. Crack one open. If it smells, it's bad. If not, it's fine.

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For starters, I am smelling impaired. Of course that means if it is strong enough for me to smell it, everybody else is in agony. And, if an egg stands up to some degree, but still touches the bottom, it is still safe. It is the ones that leave the bottom that you want to save for awesome pranks, which for me are even more awesome because I can't smell them 100%.

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Originally Posted by galenparke

Don't drink warm OJ

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What if it is 90 degrees and I just squeezed it out of fresh oranges that were sitting around at room temperature?

you're gonna die

We have an OJ thread. Maybe someone in there will know.

I think the consensus was that if you add enough vodka it'll be fine.

See?

One stop shop for answers with this place.

I just ate some beans I cooked up in the crock pot (with ham hock/spices) a while ago. They seemed fine, they smelled/tasted fine, but after thinking about it and looking at a calendar, I might have made them 2 weeks ago.

Am I gonna die?

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Originally Posted by Danno

I just ate some beans I cooked up in the crock pot (with ham hock/spices) a while ago. They seemed fine, they smelled/tasted fine, but after thinking about it and looking at a calendar, I might have made them 2 weeks ago.

Am I gonna die?

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If you don't post again tomorrow, we'll know the answer.

The smell test is generally good enough. Smell x personal constitution factor / days will give you your risk factor. Just follow the chart. You have the chart don't you?

Fuck, I don't have the chart.

Belly is rumbling, but that could be psychosomatic. Or it could be because beans.

Danno is done.
Can I have your skies?
I wanna be a skier now.

Beans leave little doubt that they’ve gone bad.

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Originally Posted by nutmegchoi

Danno is done.
Can I have your skies?
I wanna be a skier now.

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It's worse than that. You'll have to tele.

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Originally Posted by Danno

Fuck, I don't have the chart.

Belly is rumbling, but that could be psychosomatic. Or it could be because beans.

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Danno's gonna blow!

there is really nothing worth the risk for me. i've sick too many times.

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Originally Posted by nutmegchoi

Danno is done.
Can I have your skies?
I wanna be a skier now.

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traitor!

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Danno's gonna blow!

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pics or it didnt happen

Como se dice "bubble-guts"?

Chorros

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No appearance from Danno in this thread for 13 hours.

That's a long time to be on the toilet...