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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Yeah, but, isn't that the the Middle Earth of that whole culture?
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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Yeah, but, isn't that the the Middle Earth of that whole culture?
no, wall street is now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
The word I've been hating on as we have a new super-boss is "robust".
Turn on any NFL playoff game and drink everytime one of the douche announcers says "wheelhouse". You will be hammered by the end of the day.
If "impactful" is actually a word it shouldn't fucking be because it sounds stupid as shit.
If I hear the word "piggyback", as in "I just want to piggyback on what fucktard said...", I am going to fucking lose it.
Seriously, Milton style.
Tell me you hacked that together and made it up. Qcom's actually not a bad company but that was pure shiteQuote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
This one's cross posted from Tech Talk:
http://www.outsideonline.com/blog/bl...l-apparel.html
That's so 90's. Probably coming back in style.Quote:
Originally Posted by bite me
"Please cascade this email to all appropriate personnel."
Can anyone tell me where to find the "cascade" function in Outlook?
It probably looks like this Crap = Shit rolls down hill?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
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Originally Posted by Dantheman
Cascade
The unbridled act of shooting one's semen (via ejaculation) onto a woman's breast and letting it trickle down on the lower regions of her anatomy.
Sure thing boss. Where do you want to do this?
Still think "socialize" is one of my favorite douche speak words. Like "should we socialize this with legal?"
A guy I work with continually says "to your point". I think it borders on a nervous tick.
"Breakout session". Oh do you mean another fucking meeting?
Recently had a dude call a "Tiger Team" meeting...
With a straight face.
What the fuck does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
tiger team? do you work for kelloggQuote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
but also one of our older traders calls me "tiger" and " kiddo" all the time
not biz speak
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tiger+teamQuote:
Originally Posted by abraham
Got it:Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
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The latest limp-dick business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on Boss Man's faux-important "project."
Except that your mom was there, and she never works for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by abraham
I even remembered my punch card and didn't get my tenth one free.
See also: penetration testQuote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Zing!Quote:
Originally Posted by baby bear
didn't read through this thread (I would kill myself if I did) but I had a boss whose go to line was "let's channel our energy…"
My fucking boss...thinks it's so cute...to reply to everything...with dot dot dots...then he ends the email...with dot dot dots....