How about that, something we agree upon.
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You sonofabitch.
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Sounds like you were the one who didn't break down that box, huh?
I think you should have sex with the wife tonight. Tomorrow, go to home depot get a big ugly garbage can and replace that tiny one. Explain to the wife now she doesn't have to break down boxes as there's plenty of room in there for her to be lazy.
Hope for sex later in the week.
So worth it
Your wife would probably put up the 12 Franklins.
I'd like the version where the covid-19 rescue team takes my wife AND I away from the kids for 14 days at a remote cabin on a nice lake.
Ha ha, yup, that's perfect. And indeed, here too, except that my wife also does this in the big blue outdoor recycle bin: Giant unflattened cardboard box that just fits in the blue bin, and suddenly nearly fills the blue bin. Not a big deal, but it does prompt an eye-roll every time.
Well sometimes he sighs, too. Quietly.
"We need to go to the dump, the recycling is taking over the porch."
Translation: I've thrown the four boxes I got in the mail in the general vicinity of the neatly stacked and, aside from the larger boxes that will transport said recycling to the transfer station, flattened boxes, and now I don't like the way it looks, so you should fix it by making a dump run even though we don't have nearly enough stuff to need to yet.
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LOL^ and QFT.
My wife asked me a question and then told me not to mansplain when I answered her.
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xxx-er will be along shortly to say, "no but your fork does" or some shit
Cooking hash browns in a stainless steel pan with very little oil over medium high heat.
It's going to take a goddam chisel to get the bottom clean... [emoji2959]
cuz, you know, that oil is terrible.