SETH MORRSION SIGNS DEAL WITH HESTRA GLOVES

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03-09-2006, 04:30 AM
good4nothing

ten bucks says im fucked

So after slacking for 5 days, i miss all the fun and the cheap shit. figures.

I'd love to tell you that i use hestra and blah blah blah, but i'm a poor slap-dick and I have an old pair of black diamond gloves complete with duct tape and everything. I waste my money on skis mostly instead.

BUT........ if i were somehow able to miraculously get a pro-form (from an undoubtedly wonderful, and unquestionably beautiful women whom i wont even ask for naked pictures...........yet) not only my day, but my life and even my existence would become sublimely perfect, and i would be forever in your debt.

well, i had to try anyway. but seriously, sick hookup.
03-09-2006, 05:23 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by edg

Yeah, but it's filled with hot blondes and BASTU.

edg

For the umpth time, the Swede's don't have sauna's... It's a freakin' BASTU!!! Norwegians in the otherhand have good sauna's, as do the finns...
03-09-2006, 05:47 AM
KANUTTEN

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

For the umpth time, the Swede's don't have sauna's... It's a freakin' BASTU!!! Norwegians in the otherhand have good sauna's, as do the finns...

I don't know about the Finns, but over here in Norvegeland its all about the "badstu".

Nice hijack:p
03-09-2006, 05:51 AM
KANUTTEN

But obviously the badstus are all filled with hot blondes, most often with big knockers.

In fact, as a part of the norwegian social security system, the government has introduced a special tax withdrawal for those who unjustifiably find their badstu's lacking of hot blondes with big knockers. The so called "no-hot-blondes-with-big-knockers-refund". Who again said that the nordic model of social democracy sucks?
03-09-2006, 07:22 AM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by flatlander#2

course the pics would be of her smoking outside the office.

Hey, it's a fetish.... post away!

Edit: Kanutten -- obviously:

http://www.kneippbyn.se/bilder03/fest/Bastu.jpg
03-09-2006, 07:32 AM
KANUTTEN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

Hey, it's a fetish.... post away!

Edit: Kanutten -- obviously:

http://www.kneippbyn.se/bilder03/fest/Bastu.jpg

Can't really tell about the knockers, but they are blonde allright:D

http://www.tylo.se/?id=547

EDITED: To complain about my sucky interweb abilities.....
03-09-2006, 07:56 AM
DB

Quote:

Originally Posted by skifishbum

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/skifishbum/K2.jpg

Cute as hell puppy seeking "dexterious as fuck" glove spancer.
If you can HAPU send pro form and stickers to my owner @ fishskibum@msn.com.

Thanks-
Kessler

If he gets a pair of pro-form gloves for that dog then I want a pair for my goldfish.
03-09-2006, 09:09 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by KANUTTEN

Can't really tell about the knockers, but they are blonde allright:D

http://www.kneippbyn.se/bilder03/fest/Bastu.jpg

EDITED: To complain about my sucky interweb abilities.....

Must be swedish (yes, the URL clears that one up). As the gals are wearing their towels on them. When you're in the sauna, you're not supposed to wear anything...

Hey, Kanutten even though I'm not Norsk, can I also get a refund or something, as the sauna I visited in Lyngen did not have a blond gal with huge knockers in the... Satu was brunette :D
03-09-2006, 09:26 AM
KANUTTEN

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

Hey, Kanutten even though I'm not Norsk, can I also get a refund or something, as the sauna I visited in Lyngen did not have a blond gal with huge knockers in the... Satu was brunette :D

Depends on the size of her knockers. A pic would be very helpful in the decision process:tongue:
03-09-2006, 09:38 AM
bakers_dozen

Quote:

Originally Posted by DB

If he gets a pair of pro-form gloves for that dog then I want a pair for my goldfish.

You do know there is no glove called a pro-form. A pro-form is a form where you can order and pay for them at "pro" costs... which is usually approx cost for the manufacturer. i have the feeling a few people have mistaken this
03-09-2006, 09:55 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by KANUTTEN

Depends on the size of her knockers. A pic would be very helpful in the decision process:tongue:

Reasonable, but defo not huge (she's sporty and rips on skis). Sadly the camera was not cooperating, damn moisture...
03-09-2006, 09:56 AM
skifishbum

post pics of said goldfish:)
03-09-2006, 10:13 AM
KANUTTEN

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

Reasonable, but defo not huge (she's sporty and rips on skis). Sadly the camera was not cooperating, damn moisture...

Moisture can not be all bad, I would think..
03-09-2006, 10:22 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by KANUTTEN

Moisture can not be all bad, I would think..

Not in general, but the camera did not like it. The bonus was that there was also an indoor swimmingpool :biggrin:

Oh, and this small hut was literally in the middle of now where (plus you could start skinning from the porch to Hendrikstinden), and cheap as well :fm:.

If heading that way, I think I still have the # for the owner (whole hut ~450 NOK, beds for 6 plus a few coaches). Could also drive to the courtyard...
03-09-2006, 10:24 AM
bakers_dozen

Quote:

Originally Posted by f2f

i think DB knows that... have you seen his skis? :)

don't think so, unless its the self made fatties, then yup... Didn't mean to offend/talk down to him, if so I appologize.
03-09-2006, 10:42 AM
f2f

yeah, i think i may be confusing my b's and p's, my bad :)
03-09-2006, 12:43 PM
runethechamp

Melanie calls to follow up on my order. Hestragloves for life.
03-09-2006, 12:49 PM
Tippster

I got no call....:nonono2: :nonono2:
03-09-2006, 12:50 PM
runethechamp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

I got no call....:nonono2: :nonono2:

They were out of the color I wanted...
03-09-2006, 12:55 PM
Cono Este

http://www.kneippbyn.se/bilder03/fest/Bastu.jpg[/QUOTE]

Nice pic, could you photo shop out the chaperon though. Then it would be perfect.
03-09-2006, 01:06 PM
edg

Maybe an advertising stratergy? (And, yes, I suck at Photoshop)

edg
03-09-2006, 01:10 PM
DB

BakersDozen,
lol
Living in a land where the majority ski and friends work in the business, I know what pro form is.

The Sauna pic, isn't that a cougar protecting her young?
03-09-2006, 01:13 PM
edg

I always thought it was an bastardization of pro forma...

edg
03-09-2006, 01:37 PM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally Posted by DB

BakersDozen,
lol
Living in a land where the majority ski and friends work in the business, I know what pro form is.

The Sauna pic, isn't that a cougar protecting her young?

Think positive....more along the lines of "foursome with mom and daughters."
03-09-2006, 01:47 PM
f2f

i suck at the gimp too, but couldn't pass the oportunity!
03-09-2006, 04:00 PM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by DB

The Sauna pic, isn't that a cougar protecting her young?

IT'S NOT A FUCKING SAUNA, WHEN WILL YOU GUYS LEARN (and don't believe me, look at the URL of the pic, IT SAYS LOUD AND CLEAR BASTU, and .SE).
03-09-2006, 04:03 PM
edg

Hemas, to be fair, we don't really give a shit - it's an Anglicization that we all understand ;)

edg
03-09-2006, 04:03 PM
lemon boy

Bastu is swedish for sauna right?
03-09-2006, 04:29 PM
Tippster

yeah - there's no difference AFAIK
03-09-2006, 04:36 PM
runethechamp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

yeah - there's no difference AFAIK

Edit: Hemas gave a good explanation here.

Just know that real badstu (norwegian) or sauna involves spanking with birch twigs with the leaves on.
03-09-2006, 04:37 PM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

yeah - there's no difference AFAIK

Bastu swedish for sauna = correcrt, but swedish sauna does not equal sauna :biggrin:. Sauna has more heat and higher humidity (plus you have stones/ceramics on the stove) because you chuck water at the stove (plus crank to power up) also as noted everyone is naked at the sauna. Bastu is more or less a sweatroom, ie. everyone has shorts/bikini's/towels on 'em plus the temp is often ~40 to 50 degrees C (at a proper sauna it's 80 to 110 degrees C, mebbe even more).

Fer christ sake, people read newspapers in Sweden while they are at the "sauna". A blody mockup, I say.

The sauna's in Germany and Austria are reasonably good as well, but just don't get caught throwing the water at the stove yer self (the Badmeister might be really pissed off, speaking for personal experience)...

Still I'm a bid bummed that Hestra ain't giving the F**kin' proforms on the original side of the pond :FIREdevil.

As for the birch-twigs... Well I'm pretty sure some of them perverted Swedes do some spanking at the bastu, but I'm more or less sure they use leather and such...

Also a really big difference is the beer, atleast in fin & norway you can drink real beer and not that "mellan öl" -shite.
03-09-2006, 04:49 PM
ill-advised strategy

guess who's coming to sauna

Heikki Luunta!

:D :D :D :D :D
03-09-2006, 05:08 PM
lemon boy

Hemas, how social are saunas there (bastu whatever)?

The highlight of any trip to Russia for me is going to the banya (bathhouse/sauna) which generally has 3 rooms that you rent out for X number of hours:
1. Lounge area with a big table (bring all the food/beer/vodka/pot you like)
2. Sauna (water or not as you like, very hot)
3. Small pool (or very large tub) of cool water

very fun.
03-09-2006, 05:10 PM
MT

I thought for you, it would be the fact that you get to openly kiss other dudes...
03-09-2006, 05:11 PM
Tippster

In Germany they use nettles.
03-09-2006, 05:42 PM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Hemas, how social are saunas there (bastu whatever)?

Depends... if it's a public sauna (say at a swimminghall) it might not be the most social thing (they usually even have different sauna's for guys & gals :fuckyou:).

But if it's a private sauna, and the crew knows each other (atleast somewhat) it can be really social...

But the social activity of grumpy fins is straightly correlated by the amount of booze they have drinked...

As for sauna's in Russia, well the one we visited in St. Petersburg was really nice, and the pool was actually pretty big (5 * 10 m or something).

BTW. throwing water at the stove makes the heat more tolerable (in the longrun, you might get sort of a whipslash in the beginning).

Disclaimer "Never ever throw spirits (pref. Vodka) on the stove while at the sauna." Done that and I can vouch for the fact that it's not a good idea (lost my freakin' memory for the next ~14 h). Some beer in the stove (mixed with the water) will also add a nice malt-flavour to the air.
03-09-2006, 06:02 PM
f2f

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

As for sauna's in Russia...

for a good treatment on the russian bath rituals i strongly suggest watching Peculiarities of Russian Hunt:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114055/

one of the film's leading characters is a Finn, the others are a few crates of vodka bottles.

ps: nice threadjack :)
03-10-2006, 02:50 AM
DB

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

IT'S NOT A FUCKING SAUNA, WHEN WILL YOU GUYS LEARN (and don't believe me, look at the URL of the pic, IT SAYS LOUD AND CLEAR BASTU, and .SE).

Looks like a Sauna to me and no fucker understands BASTU. In fact it sounds more like a swear word as in "fuck off you Bastu these gloves are dexterous as fuck".

.... and they didn't always keep their clothes on

Quote:

As with baths elsewhere in the world, prostitution hid behind the bastu's facade.

"Saun on koha apteet"
http://www.cyberbohemia.com/Pages/historyofnordic.htm

Anyway in that pic, which one is Melanie?
03-10-2006, 01:05 PM
Dexter Rutecki

I was never consulted about this whole Dexterous as fuck thing, so I say it's still an open issue.

-the original Dexterous as fuck
03-14-2006, 10:40 AM
bakers_dozen

Anyone get their order yet?

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