Help me name my ski camp.

Verticions

Downtime downhill

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Originally posted by Telepath
If he's smart (i.e. want to make a living) which I think he is then he's aiming his marketing at people above 28-30. Those are the ones who can afford (and are willing to/want to) pay a bunch of money to attend a camp like this I think.

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Yes! You too can return to the practice wearing the Gordy Peifer's "DENTAL AS ANYTHING" Executive Skiing Experience souvenir jacket, headlamp and wristwatch.

Fall Line

or

Peifercize! Sweatin' to the Oldies.

edit: I really like Fall Line

edit again: spellin'

<---- still thinking

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Originally posted by Xover
... now just think of a catchy, one-word way to say you're gonna take them to the "next level" and beyond

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Achieve: Next Level
Advance2Next Level
??

Beyond?

Gordo's Life is Too Short to Ski Groomers Camp

Línea Fina ~ "Fine Line" en Espanol.

Simple, yet subliminal.

Deep White


LZ

Cold Smoke(bridger probably has that taken)

The My Turn is Perfect, No? Camp

<---- will spend more time on this task than work today

Advance 2 Vertical

Gordy P's:
Woodcore Skills Camp
Velvet Skills Camp
Clean Lines Camp
Flying Circus
Big Mountain Engineering Camp

Exposure is a good one too...

potty training

Peifer’s Pirates

Natural Evolution

Unnatural Evolution (I like best)

Total Mountain Progression

Total Mountain Evolution

Or replace Total with; Big, Unnatural, Accelerated, Advanced, Innovative, Gordy’s.

Or just Evolution or Progression

Advance 2 Extreme

(although the word "extreme" is getting played out lately... don't want people to think that you are in with the Jello people)

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Originally posted by splat
Bag 'Em and Tag 'Em Over The Edge FKNA Shit Your Pants Rap In Air Out Steep Camp and Survival School

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That's the only one that made me laugh out loud, so I vote for Splat.

If you don't like it, here's the second best one (and eventual winner):

Elevation

You even have a fairly decent theme song by U2 already.

doubleE - good call on "Evolution"!!

"Advanced Mountain Evolution" / AME

Pitch Black
Strategic Air Command
Areted Development
Medial Collateral
Elite
BHP
Air Apparent
Future Perfect
Freedom
Excelsior
Depth Charge
Untracked
Chuting Blancs
Mach GP

Ski Paradise

Rag Dollin

Yard Sale b Gone

Bombholes 'r Us

Barney Bad Butt (three B's camp)

Bigger Hucks, Bigger Guts (or Nuts?)

Camp CHECKMEOUTI'MGONNARIPTHESHITOUTTATHIS!

Blessings of Ullr

I still like Arty's "Camp I'm better than you"

And for the off color suggestion: Vaginal Bleeding

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Originally posted by fridge
Ski Paradise

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"I skied paradise, then drank in the parking lot..."


I vote NinjaSki.

Gordy's ski school for people who can't ski good and want to learn to do other stuff good too.

I know it is a mouthful to say but after awhile people will get the hang of it.

Weekend at Gordy's

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Originally posted by schuss
I vote NinjaSki.

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PirateSki

...hmmm.. sounds Polish. ;)

Pirates can't ski.