^^^^^This^^^^^just wish I would have learned it much much earlier in my marriageQuote:
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^^^^^This^^^^^just wish I would have learned it much much earlier in my marriageQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
'nother spit take.Quote:
Originally Posted by abraham
TittiesQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Titties and beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
On an outdoor rug?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Until the devil farts covid and Chrissy goes right over the cliffQuote:
Originally Posted by riser3
relevant lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hFAv8z8xmw
awesome, and Claire is so fing hot!
I prefer Gloria.
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Lol, page 69 on the why the fook did I get married thread.
This thread has a theme song.
https://youtu.be/y8xppKcpqoI
If you don’t know Adrian Belew shame on you
Late last night
I was speaking with my wife
When she turned into a momur
Tried to put me uptight
I said "you don't scare me"
She let out a scream
That's when my heart started jumpin'
Like a broken t.v., a broken t.v. baby!
She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'
She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"
The very next morning
I was watching cartoons
When I thought I saw a momur
It was you know who
Well, she backed me in a corner
Tried to kill me with a broom
And shouted personal remarks
From across the living room
snappy tune
The whole album is solid. His first solo after king crimson and Zappa and other work.Quote:
Originally Posted by SB
Crazy guitar. Master of whammy bar and feedback.
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar...
Lyrics are like Raffi for Dads.
.....Quote:
Originally Posted by muted
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Still, by the window pane,
Pain, like the rain that's falling.
She waits in the air,
Matte Kudasai.
She sleeps in a chair
In her sad America.
When, when was the night so long,
Long, like the notes I'm sending.
She waits in the air,
Matte Kudasai.
She sleeps in a chair
In her sad America.
Ahh, thought that name was a bit familiar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Saw Bowie in 90...his supposed last “greatest hits tour”, Belew was with him. Can still remember the way he played the sax part on Young Americans...amazing stuff
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Everytime at my house. I've given up.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
I'd freak. There would be a "fight" about that nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
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[AK47's wife's voice] Honey....the recycling is full, again. Can you take it out? [/wife voice]Quote:
Originally Posted by STLHD
Every now and then, when I'm feeling lonely, I read a couple pages of this thread and it reminds me of how lucky I am to not have to deal with the shit so many of you tolerate.
Kellogg's crustless quiche? This is not something I would eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
And Passionfruit Lacroix. All righty then.
Those quiche are goddam delicious!
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