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I may survive this week yet. Our VP got this nasty little idea about doing an all day dial-a-thon for prospects. We shall see how I survive this since I only have enough leads to last maybe 1.5hrs. They want us to keep dialing them, even if we call them 3+ times today *sigh*
I am sitting in a truck, doing nothing, waiting for my shift to end.
Don't listen to your VP.Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
a hummingbird preens himself/herself every morning on a tree in front of my window
Every morning this little white dog from down the street takes a shit in my front yard.
get a soft pellet gun or whatever they are called(kids use them kinda like paintball guns). Non-lethal. Might sting a little, but should do nothing more than scare the dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
you should shoot your tenant with a soft pellet gun
Maybe she is the one pooping on your deck. Ever think of that?
this is a greeeat mental image ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
woman in hottub with gun shooting other woman
I think valleygirl could pull it off.
in about an hour
Here's to the thread!
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...1&d=1180322498
Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
OH fuck, what a trip. yes we were drinking...heavily. hang over from hell this morning. Did some true moutaineering by snowfire's definition(going very slow up a mountain while feeling like shit from drinking too heavily the night before). Our packs were WAY too heavy with full winter backpacking gear, plus full ski/snowboarding gear and touring setups.
The snow SUCKED. Skinning up we would break through the upper freeze into rotten snow. On the way down from the one mountain we did (mt. watson) each time I would turn, I would break through the freeze and fall into 2 feet of facets which would promptly slam my knee caps into the freeze and try and throw me over the handle bars. By the time we got to the bottom we just decided to fuck it and head home. Back on goes the 60lb packs and out to the car again.
We got home aroudn 8:30 and ordered a pizza. We are both sore. Good exercise, but that was about it. We got in about 4K of vertical and 5 miles of skinning/hiking
I weighed my pack when I got home.Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
The pack alone was about 45 lbs.
Add another 20lbs for my tele boots, ski's poles. ETc
OH MAN that was a heavy pack.
I fucking hate rowing with a headwind.
Judging from the smell of my dogs' farts, I think they must've eaten a skunk.
Oh man, I'm ripping farts this evening like they are goin' outta style.
I had mad beer farts yesterday as well.... it was bad, I was scared to go anyone in public after i went to the gym and was repelling people left and right, probably one of the funnier experiences of the whole weekend.
And now today I have the beer shits........
On another note, I ran into my friend at the bars on saturday night, who also coaches the PC freestyle team and he said he would look into hooking up access to the water ramps at the olympic park this summer..... nothing like free access to water ramps!!!
ValleyGirl, Your farting makes me happy!Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
[freud]Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
Most vimmen get ovahr zat by ze time zey haff zehr fersht ohhhrrgasm.
Tell me abawt your fazzer....
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OK, VG, I am here. You can proceed with your life now.
Breaking News;
Another victory in the War on Terror!
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/b...hoar/rosie.jpg
That^^^^
is why Photoshop was invented. Too damn funny.
I think I am get carpal tunnel from playing guitar hero 2
I don't know about that, but certainly have had my forearm cramp up and my fingers kind of lock up after something like the nastiness of freebird on expert(the solo nastiness, and no I can't quite pass it yet)Quote:
Originally Posted by vin