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Originally Posted by likwid
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this thread amounts to a bunch of people waving their dicks in the air.
my turn:
a maggot is someone who - whether they are even aware of this board or not - is one of the fortunate few who roam this earth with a deep and all consuming sickness, a sweet disease of an addiction to getting nipple deep in the white stuff... and then talking about getting nipple deep.. and then reading about getting nipple deep.. and then posting... well you get the idea.
oh yeah and you have to drink beer. and lots of it. if you don't drink beer you're just another fucking ski derelict.
this definition works for me as i'm both a jong lurker and a drunk.
1. I can't be a maggot because I gave up beer when my wife got pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by stomp
2. Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by erica_z
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This thread is comical. Many of the same folks that used to continually bitch about "cliques" and "old school cool clubs" within the board are now calling for some sort of membership requirement?
Being a "maggot" just requires that you ski or snowboard and have a good time doing it. Posting stoke and TR's and good shit here is a plus. Selling things at fair or discounted prices and delivering, donating to maggots in need and generally being a positive addition is also a plus.
I think that's about all. Just my $.02.
Ok...so your going to be an ass...I can play that game.:FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
The ten inches was to convey the idea that it doesnt take 3 feet to get you excited...and if this is the first season you have skied anything more than 10" you are living in the wrong damn state or have your priorities completely wrong. Thanks for the incitefull message though....and yes and im sure your little high school sister does love the 10". She should give me a call some time.:fuckyou:
sweet!
a gosey vs. adman flame war!
this will be like watching boxing in the special olympics! :fmicon:
Umm, I think Max was on your side dude... Sphinx was the one making fun of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by adman735
But, carry on.
You forgot about the sheep costume. Whatever happened to the sheep costumes?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
The bra tree is located under chair 5 at Mammoth Mountain.I plan to do a TR of Yogachick adorning the bra tree at this years Mammoth Summit.Only problem is that she doesn`t know this yet.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
Careful talking sheep around me...on another forum I'm the resident sheep-fucker, after I posted this pic. A NZ friend, Symon from Black Diamond Safaris, got bored one day while updating his snow report on the whiteboard outside Big Als ski store, and decided to be artistic on the side of my rental campervan. He says I come over from Australia to molest the NZ sheep, and calls boarders sideways monoskiers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Schmear
Uh, make that two forums...Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
mayonnaise
Haha, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it!!!
Anyway, is there any online university where I can buy my maggot qualifications?
I dunno, the hordes of Japanese businessmen on Black Diamond safaris may horn in on the action.Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
Oh shit, thank you. I needed that. Except somehow I thought you were going to say it was like that Dave Chapelle skit about Don King putting on the gay boxing matches.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
...cause even if you win, you're still retarded!Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
this community seems to be fairly self-regulating. i'm sure it's an unwritten rule that well known users give other well known users priority in the gear swap and that's fine with me. this isn't a frat-house initiation, you contribute to the community when you can and that's all there is to it. what kind of nerd started this thread anyway :D
It took 9 pages to get to this?Quote:
Originally Posted by SimonInAustralia
I think I love you...Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Well don't get too attached, retards are not allowed to procreate.:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Ya, and get in line. :fmicon:
Cybercop: don't you just castrate them so that there's no risk? Bmills, this might hurt a little. :FIREdevil
figured as much...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Gosey
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Originally Posted by Max Gosey
Nothing that past girlfriends haven't already taken care of...
STFU and get Max some bread pudding, jong.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
10-4 Good buddy.
Gotta love gettin the JONG from newschoolers born after 1985!
Shit, I tapped yo momma in 83'.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
BWAAAAAAAAA!!! I'm starting to be glad I posted that story, despite all the grief it may/will bring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Cop
DO IT :)Quote:
Originally Posted by TWINS
And just WHO are you calling RETARDED??????:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Cop
Mtnbikerskierchick I LOVE YOU! You just took the words out of my mouth! Usually those who hate on something suck at it...hence hating it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Stoke for the two maggettes that can KILL IT on any mogul run! Steep, not steep, icy or powder shot bumps. I love them all!
We rock! :yourock:
Maybe even one of these is in order :fm: .
Holy shit...didn't realize I was bumping a 10 page long thread. My bad. I still kick ass!
So if I am really super cool and an awesome skier to boot is that good enough to be a "maggette"?
:tongue:
I didn't takethe time to read all ten pages of posts but i dont think some one should be denied a bro-down just because they havent posted alot or put together a tr, but i cant say much because i only have 6 posts to my name here anyways.
Hold it, I started as a mogul skier. Crap, someone give me a break!:eek: By the way anyone skiing Mammoth Thur, and Fri. See you there VetsQuote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Yeah, me too. I still like the bumps but, now that I'm older, my knees can't take the full day pounding. I get like 5 bump runs per year now.Quote:
Originally Posted by minddoc
I met Splat, and it sure didn't feel like "real life"Quote:
Originally Posted by acostiga
Question back at you - "What do YOU want a maggot to be?"
Lay it out my man - the list of qualifications that each of us lurkers must check off before we are deemed worthy of inclusion into this digital faux-world.
Personally, I stumbled onto this site by total accident during the Angry Whelk days and totally fell in love with the whacked out vision of the universe that pervades this site. Can I be a "wild-and-crazy-guy" - sure, maybe not like I did twenty years but so what says I - but I still dig on insanity.
I will be the first to admit that any TR I might even think about posting would pale in comparison to the awesome achievements many of the mags can pull down - Christ, Hospital Air!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I might try it BASE - but on skis???? - not by me - but I totally respect the discipline and the huevos of those who did.
For me - I'm just a 40-something SOB who still feels 22 inside. Got my hair still, only 15 pounds heavier than in High Skool, still go to the top of Kirkwood and Mammoth - and yes, can ski a frappin mogul if I have to!
If I ain't a true-blue-maggot in your eyes...well then, add that to the growing list of shit that don't bother me anymore...but I WILL CONTINUE TO READ THE INSANE STORIES ON THIS SITE...neener neener!
Interesting RantQuote:
Originally Posted by Parvo Pup
I guess I better go get some coffee so I can keep up.
A maggot should be one who lives, breathes, and takes in skiing as a whole, who regulary follows skiing, and is active on this site.
And is not a JONG.
I am not a maggot because I was a lurker for about 3/4 of a year before going under several different usernames from February till now. About 3, I think. Don't ask me what they were because I don't remember.
And the idea about not letting people with under 100 posts into the Buy/Sell section would just create multiple trolls.
.......^^^=maggot...but then again, what do I know...Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo Pup
i have years and years before i even begin to qualify under most of this criteria-which is cool, i dont mind being a JONG for a while. im just the newbie in this community.
For the benefit of the jongs, I'll try to clarify some more.
Being a maggot is NOT about thinking you ski right and others ski wrong. That's gapic and you belong at www.epicski.com. Every maggot can ski just like they can walk, talk, and throw a spitball. But they are humble about it.
And maggots means Powder Maggots, not mogul maggots. The sweet heart and soul of turns in untouched snow. If you don't get that, then you're not a maggot.
Not me... I must admit that I definitely do spitballs, walking & talking much better than I can ski! But on those rare EC powder days, my spirit can ski like skier666.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheRa
And you, ice-climbing princess, have been a great inspiration to me here in the cube.
:D
Sprite
Me too. I talk I good fight but fail to deliver, frequently (maybe that's just my second hobby of all-in wrestling).
I may not be able to ski like a demon but all of my spare cash goes on getting to the mountains and equipment bargains. I'm hooked enough to have a sizeable credit card balance almost entirely down to trying to ski as much as I can.
I'm sure that still doesn't make me a maggot but I'll wrestle any one of you that says other wise!! ;) :FIREdevil