How bad have you "robbed the cradle"

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06-26-2006, 09:44 PM
warthog

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Originally Posted by jibij

Dated a 19 yr. old when I was 29. I think I was closer in age to her Mom (who was hot). It was too weird and didn't last long. What initially felt like youthful exuberance quickly became annoying immaturity.

Heh-

Thanks for the new sig. Jibij.

My fiance was in 7th grade when I graduated highschool. Just about the right age difference. Our maturity level is about equal.
06-26-2006, 09:46 PM
P_McPoser

This thread is hillarious.
06-26-2006, 10:12 PM
ridefree

I was a young impressionable 19 year old. She was a delicious 32. Man, I sure learned a lot in college.
06-26-2006, 10:27 PM
The AD

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Originally Posted by gregb2212

a year ago when i was 22 my buddy had a open house

Please define "open house." Is this when you and your buds open your house to underage girls? :fmicon:
06-26-2006, 10:42 PM
boarddad

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Originally Posted by gregb2212

a year ago when i was 22 my buddy had a open house and one of our friends brought over some girls that just graduated high schoo (yes hes a scumbag) and i fucked one of them who just turned 18 the week before. 18 year olds are great

The phrase, "takes one to know one" comes to mind.
06-26-2006, 11:13 PM
RootSkier

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Originally Posted by boarddad

The phrase, "takes one to know one" comes to mind.

Whatever, iceman.
06-27-2006, 12:08 AM
midget

19 year old when i was 26 for 2 months, then a little while later i had a cougar. Heh, little bit of extremes around then....
06-27-2006, 12:08 AM
Max Gosey

Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?
06-27-2006, 08:06 AM
Viva

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Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?

See, there's your first problem; cougars are the hunters and you're the prey.
06-27-2006, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?

1. Go to aspen
2. Look youthful. Don't bring out Mrs. Robinson jokes.
3. Just leave in the morning. She won't mind.
06-27-2006, 11:08 AM
Tippster

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Originally Posted by TacomaLuv

When I first moved to NYC, I enjoyed a brief and torrid affair with a hedge fund director who was 12 years my senior (me, 23, him 35). We met when I sold him a pair of $380 cordovan leather loafters at my retail job :D He took me on many travels around the globe and the sex was... phenominal to say the least.

ummm.... wait. I can't say it, 'cause if some Cougar had hauled me around the globe just for some nookie when I was single I would have considered it too....
06-27-2006, 11:51 AM
alpinepronghorn

Just posting in this thread to give another maggot heart palpitations....you dirty robbler.
06-27-2006, 01:16 PM
BeanDip4All

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Originally Posted by Tippster

ummm.... wait. I can't say it, 'cause if some Cougar had hauled me around the globe just for some nookie when I was single I would have considered it too....

Well Tipp, when I'm done with b-school next year and get my sign-on bonus I'll gladly haul you around the globe :tongue:
06-27-2006, 01:22 PM
Tippster

FKNA!

Now to tan this white stripe of skin on my ring finger....
06-27-2006, 01:35 PM
BeanDip4All

Bring her, too :) heh heh
06-27-2006, 01:38 PM
midget

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Originally Posted by TacomaLuv

Well Tipp, when I'm done with b-school next year and get my sign-on bonus I'll gladly haul you around the globe :tongue:

YOu like midgets? I'll bring my camera
06-27-2006, 03:55 PM
flatNshallow

Poaching this for my signature... thanks!

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Originally Posted by ravenousllama

I'm not a degenerate, just a deviant.
06-27-2006, 04:02 PM
BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

Interesting thread, been on both sides of this one.

Me - 18, her - 46
Me - 25, her - 18

I love them all. :)
06-27-2006, 04:07 PM
BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

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Originally Posted by StuntCok

When I was 29 (last year) I was simultaneously seeing a just-turned 18 year old student and a 35 year old married woman. I once "finished up" with the 18 year old only to meet the 35 year old an hour later... I almost wish the 35 year old was 36, for mathematical parsimony.

Oh, +1 for use of parsimony. Nooiiiiiice.
06-27-2006, 07:01 PM
RootSkier

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Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

Me - 18, her - 46

Blood Sweat Steel = fucking PWN3D by the cougar. FKNA. :yourock:
06-27-2006, 07:48 PM
P_McPoser

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Originally Posted by snowsprite

Maybe, but I don't have very big funbags!

Sprite

tee hee..sorry
06-27-2006, 07:53 PM
BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

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Originally Posted by RootSkier

Blood Sweat Steel = fucking PWN3D by the cougar. FKNA. :yourock:

And her friend, but she was only 38, IIRC. Long story though, you prolly wouldn't believe me if I told you.
06-28-2006, 12:10 AM
Tectonically_Neglected

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Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

And her friend, but she was only 38, IIRC. Long story though, you prolly wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Try us...
06-28-2006, 08:50 AM
BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

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Originally Posted by Tectonically_Neglected

Try us...

Let's just say that while spending a few of the "formative" years living in Las Vegas, closing the deal with willing (drunk) & secksy out of towners wasn't exactly brain surgery. ;)
06-28-2006, 08:55 AM
snowsprite

McPoser!!! lol...

Well, they're not very big but they are still fun.

Sprite

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