Originally Posted by
intercostal
from the neptune web site... have fun with this...
Since April 1st 1973, Gary's easy going and informal approach has attracted many fellow enthusiasts who have come to call Neptune's 'work'. Like no other business owner, Gary has always believed in the benefits of hands-on experience for his staff. He is one employer who understands the importance of playtime. While Gary hires the staff for their enthusiasm and experience, he believes that there is never enough of both. Rather than competing for comissions, we receive bonuses for our activities, such as NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT any of the Demo skis or TALKING ABOUT climbing McKinley or skiing a marathon or JUST BEING ABOVE climbing ANY OF the routes from the "Hit List" 5.7 or easier (the harder grades count too, but only after YOU'VE COMPLAINED ABOUT the easier grades.)
As we play together, we kind of become like family, like the Addams family to be specific, but 'family is family'.
This section is dedicated to the hardworking Über humans (YES, UBER WITH AN UMLAUT, BITCHES!) who in fact are the guts, muscle and sinewy RECTUM of Neptune Mountaineering.