Shit that annoys you

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Originally Posted by guroo270

Did you guys know that they tell you to get in that tuck position during impact so you instantly snap your neck and die? It's cheaper for the airlines to pay for a death than a lifetime of medical bills. Good people, those airlines.

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http://www.theonion.com/video/faa-is...n-crash,34701/

Boogers that stick to your finger

http://youtu.be/C4FUfHbR2ug..........

Managers that send you an email because they want you to be available to come to work immediately and don't bother to follow up with a phone call.

Employees who aren't available when I ping them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjCLYoxLxA&feature=player_detailpage

People learning to play the guitar, using an amp and playing the same awful shit for 8 hours straight, 7 days a week.

People who I barely know giving me a facebook request. I reserve that for people I know better than a work colleague and/or friend of friend.

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Originally Posted by spook

people asking me why i don't text or answer my phone.

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and then trying to explain why we don't have texting on our plan.

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Originally Posted by Altaholic

People who I barely know giving me a facebook request. I reserve that for people I know better than a work colleague and/or friend of friend.

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This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?

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Originally Posted by OldLarry

This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?

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Is or was supermodel hot?

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Originally Posted by OldLarry

This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?

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What's your real name so I can friend you, then her?

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Originally Posted by OldLarry

This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?

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You should show her who's boss.

Fat chicks with small tits. WTF is the point of that?!!



Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones

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Originally Posted by Labcabin

Is or was supermodel hot?

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Was- now drug addled shell of a person with major issues away from that. The effect of hanging with euritrash at club USA, limelight, etc as an under aged hottie in the 80s/90s.

Way too many ads when I'm streaming shows on ComedyCentral.com

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Originally Posted by Labcabin

Is or was supermodel hot?

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OldLarry is and was supermodel hot

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Originally Posted by telemike

OldLarry is and was supermodel hot

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I'm too sexy for my loafers.

Right said Larry

I'm realizing I went out and busted my ass to get a CCNA certification which, in the end, I will probably never use.

Persian coffee vendor downstairs just discovered Don McLean and is hard of hearing.

Batch Files

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Originally Posted by OldLarry

Was- now drug addled shell of a person with major issues away from that. The effect of hanging with euritrash at club USA, limelight, etc as an under aged hottie in the 80s/90s.

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How many abortions have you had?

Frozen pipes

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Originally Posted by Tippster

How many abortions have you had?

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Um, what?

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Originally Posted by OldLarry

Um, what?

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Well you said you were an underage hottie in the NYC club scene...

Having to pee after dumping out and washing hands.