A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

Snow in the forescast for the Wasatch...

Chatting with a ladyfriend down in Florida trying to convince her a trip to UT this winter to do some skiing with me would be a good idea. I explained about Ullr and his appreciation of the female form and sent her a link to this thread. She hopes he smites us all with his mighty snows and sent these to me as her support of our cause! She is a fucken rocketship I promise to outfit her in the tighest ski pants I can find...

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Praise be

sent from Utah.

Nice. She might be ex-wife material.





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Nice. She might be ex-wife material.





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That should make for an interesting TR

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I almost mareied here in 95. Preponed our divorce a long time ago.
Glad to still be friends and that she is still gorgeous and cool AF.

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Dear Penthouse forum you wont believe how it happened it snowed 4 ft of cocaine blower in LCC when a downcanyon slide created perfect countryclub conditions for HTFB and his southern mistress....

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Fucking Christ, ULLR. WTF?

Please get your shit together.
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Worked up here!!! Snowing hard all day
Thank you.

It even worked in Seattle :)

Need more here, forecast is 6C on the 24th and an inch of rain.

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Fucking Christ, ULLR. WTF?

Please get your shit together.
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is that sticky Vicki from Amsterdam?

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Originally Posted by Rossymcg

is that sticky Vicki from Amsterdam?

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Unless my wife moonlights as Sticky Vicki...then no.

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Unless my wife moonlights as Sticky Vicki...then no.

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same shade red light. easy mistake

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i thought about using a throwaway for a minute

but in the words of mrs tgapp "why be embarrassed by my beautiful tits?"

please ullr, accept this humble offering

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I agree with your wife. Nice!

Lucky man!

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Lucky man!

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ha, thanks. i told her that and she said "i don't ski as well as probably most of the wives on tgr, but what i lack in skiability i make up for with great boobs".

i guess every relationship has it's tradeoffs, and i'll happily follow her ass around groomers all day.

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her ass.

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Now that you mentioned it, we should probably see that too.

^^^^Gonna toss in a nomination for post of the year - subtle, to the point and spot on Tech Tonics. Well done.


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How does one get invited to the kind of parties PowTron does (and NPG seemed to)?
I mean, not right now, obviously.

I would just like to express my appreciation to all the ladies (and their submitting maggot half) who have consented to the offering of their sensual image to Ullr for the benefit of us all. Despite some spicy layers, our snowpack coverage at treeline and above is counted among the best in memory for this time of year.
I raise my tankard to you this 5th day of Yule!

thank you from banff.

I hope it works, praise ullr. And nice tits.

Why can't I post pics from my cell anymore? Only computer. Could use a bit of a refresh.

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Why can't I post pics from my cell anymore? Only computer. Could use a bit of a refresh.

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no pics from you makes me sad

seems to be working. thanks man!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...1396dcc1bf.jpg

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Is there an app or something? Used to be able to np.

Wtf TGR, el hefe needs to post, we need this, hasn’t snowed for a few days.


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Figured it out!!

Let it snow!

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Figured it out!!

Le tits now!

FIFY

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G-damn, thank you....an unexpected 3-4 inches here in nepa.

Dang!! Unexpected 6 inches here at my place.


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Figured it out!!

Let it snow!

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thank you (we got a few cm overnight)

Worked here. 15cm and still snowing.

Spent the morning kids free working on the misses pow skiing ( ripper boarder but got her skis for xmas)

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I don’t think it’s really that steep, I think you tilted the camera to make it look steeper.

boot deep at JH today...

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I don’t think it’s really that steep, I think you tilted the camera to make it look steeper.

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If you prune the willows it looks even steeper

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If you prune the willows it looks even steeper

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Oh I think she’s well pruned.


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any of the ladies dressing up tonight so we can get more snow?

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I don’t think it’s really that steep, I think you tilted the camera to make it look steeper.

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I lold

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