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Don't forget the penis! Tell him how glorious it is!
Isn't that what the watch is for?Quote:
Originally Posted by flatlander#2
Hey, I'm just answering Joe Dumptruck's questions, not a cockfight, but thanks for asking. The ol' swantz (sp?) has been capable of doing it's intended job as many years and $ in supporting two numbnuts attests to. Penis extensions are typically associated with boats. Don't have one anymore. Moneypit extrodinare. Actually, Ferrari's are also penis extension (particularly to those that are jealous). My wife got me a day with a 430 this summer as a present, and notwithstanding dipshits with sawdust all over them, if I ever get a chance (very, very remote) I would buy one. Fuck, what fun.
Looking forward to his answers to same questions. No doubt when an '86 4runner is your prized possession, and the size of the lettering on the side determines your status, it's hard to understand making a go of it and enjoying some of the good stuff you worked so hard for.
Wow, you know, you're really taking this watch thing a little (forefinger and thumb a quarter inch apart) too, um, seriously.
That is glorious. I'll bet sometimes you wear your fancy wrist jewelry and nothing else so people can bask in that glory.
Next time you're doing that work on your phonics a touch. Then you won't sound so new money stupid. As they say when you score, act like you've been there before.
Hey guys, I'm rich, suck my dick!! SUCK MY DIIIIICK I'MMMMM RIIIIIIIICH.
lol
I want a meal, not a snack.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
I barely made it out of Burnaby North H-school, I was always a rebel without a clue at the school of not really that hard knocks but somehow I was fixing HW while you were balling frat girls, retired at 49, nowdays mostly I play an asshole on the internet, one who at least knows the difference between a investment that makes money vs an investment that doesn't ... all without an economics degreeQuote:
Originally Posted by bite me
Sounds like you believe yer own rhetoric and you answer to some one, I answer to no one and I do whatever I want
What I want is that in addition to playing at ski/kayaking/biking sometimes I CHOOSE to do the odd gig with the joe sawdust's I run around in the bush like a ski bum so come winter I am strong enough to ski like a ski bum and I always tell the joe sawdust's I don't need to be here but lets give er, IME working with the small guy sure beats the fuck out of any nebulous corporate BS
Fuck who hasn't got 6 figures in a retirement vehical?
hell it will be 7 figures if i can live long enough to collect it
I made good coin in the bush last year which I spent on mercury's/dynafits/stokes and a casio pathfinder, all I do in winter is ski so while you were fucking with yer watch and writing a list of reasons why ya think yer cock is bigger I was out pruning a side country run
the big goal this year is ski 30,000ft by fair means in one day ... lets see ya buy that ?
a stock broker walks up to the pearly gates and asks st Pete if he can get in, but he is told the quota of stock brokers in heaven is maxed, the stock broker asks if he can visit heaven to maybe get some stock brokers to leave, st Pete figures no harm so go ahead, 20 minutes later there are people streaming out of heaven thru them pearly gates, including buddy the stock broker , as he runs past st Pete asks how did get all them people to leave ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
"It was simple I started a rumor that gold was discovered gold in hell" sez the stock broker
"That was pretty smart you got more than enough folks to leave so you can stay, where you going?" sez st pete
" to hell ...it could be true!"
Here, just in case you're serious, I'll lay out the cold hard facts.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
As of 01/01/11, the Boomers started turning 65 at the rate of 10,000 a day. This will continue for twenty years (2031) until all 73 or so million of them pass that milestone, and then add another ten or so years before most are dead. Half of them have no savings. Zip, zero. Only SS as cash flow if out of work. The other half, on average, have 50,000, if they're lucky. That's not going far in a twenty five year retirement. One third of "homeowners" at age 65 have mortgage debt. My father spins in his grave at that one. The average net worth of a 65 year old is about 210,000, most, if not all of that, is home equity, which is hardly liquid, because you gotta live somewhere. What's really sad about all of the above is that Boomers control 80% of all personal financial assets, and account for half of all consumer spending. So, that doesn't say much for the younger ones, living in underwater houses and carrying massive student debt, huh? I mean, they ain't hiring at Goldman Sachs like they used to.
Oh, and lets not forget 1% bonds for those that actually saved.
well of course I know that most people don't have 6 figures I was just being uncharacteristically facetious, but they got 2 or 3 big screen TVs, 2 people living in a 2400sq ft house, sending money to the entitled little brats who are doing a 4 yr program in 6 just cuz they can, audi station wagons and of course 3 or 4 rolex watches when they only got 2 hands ... most folks don't want to admit they are slave to the $ eh?
The 7 figures in a retirement vehical is only if I keep breathing till around 80 which is pretty doable
So... six figures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
And so.....not liquid. Their kids will cash that in. To the parents, it's a fiction. Especially since they can't borrow on it anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
OK, so shorthand translation = Unemployed / unemployable dickwad loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
30k in one day. Wow, oh wow. Gee, can I touch you :rolleyes2. 16th day at WB today, so right, you're the uber-gnar. Knock on door 420 (really) of a real nice hotel slopeside until Wednesday and say hello loser.
There's an old saying about "if you like what you do, it's not work" I love what I do, and get treated very well to do it. Intellectually stimulating, refined and intelligent competition, state-of-the-art technology and markets. Stuff that when comparing how many cord of wood you cut today substitutes for smarts, so I guess it's a bit beyond you.
Hope those new big gilt edged letters on the truck help get you laid :the_finge
Given your location shouldn't that be "YOU WAAANTTT MMAAAAASSSSSSAGGGGGEEEE?" or "Why you no fuck me tonight?"Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
"The average net worth of a 65 year old is about 210,000, most, if not all of that, is home equity,"Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
If it's not reasonably liquid, then it don't count. You have to live somewhere, so if the equity's in the house, well, then there's a serious problem.
So that attack was recognisable as the standard marketing ploy for when you actualy got SFA, even tho you worked on that one for awhile it doesn't really fool anybody, so does this mean we have we quit talking about the watches/ferraris/your alma mater/wife fucking ?
You haven't quit talking about the job BUT even if like yer work ...its still cocksucking
Fuck me, I hate Bali. Massage Pak? Massage Pak? Massage Pak? Dresses Pak?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
No fuck you I'm drinking beer on the beach!
Fuck. LOL
You need tuk tuk mister? Motorbike? Suk Suk?
Is being stupid a hobby or a vocation for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
I wasn't saying it's enough, or liquid, or Unicorn poop. It IS "six figures," however.Quote:
Originally Posted by bite me
The frightening part of that stat is that it's the average, that means oodles of people with far less than that. No wonder the "Reverse mortgage" scam is so commonplace. Shit, I had to talk my Mom out of it and she doesn't need the money.
gezus now you're scaring me. You even spelled it all correctlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
you wan fuckedity fuckedity fuck fuck fuck fuck?
My favorite one so far was this female tout in Bali in Poppies:
You want massage pak?, cheap price
No thanks
You want SEXY massage pak? (with both eye browse arched and big grin missing teeth)
Oh Asia. :)
at least they don't call you bencong
Heh. The "Why you no fuck me tonight" was a hooker at one of the clubs (the one to the right of bounty I think, that always has a gaggle of working girls off the dance floor) who walked up as I was leaving, grabbed my crotch/thigh, and said that.
who cares? as you said, you have to live somewhere... if you can't pay, you walk away = not a "debt"Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Probably both but consider if you can make it pay isn't that a pretty good ploy from a marketing perspective and I mean to say look stupid and win and I did win cuz I no worky in 7 years SO I just go skiing while you spend the day ... sucking cockQuote:
Originally Posted by bite me
but let us examine the concept of stupid "Stupid is as stupid does" to quote Forrest which begs the question what the hell did that quote mean, since I admit I am stupid I was never sure so google is your friend eh?
you get all kinds of answers from if "you are stupid you do stupid things" to "an intellegent person who does stupid things is still stupid" so since tactics would dictate I should continue to attack ... where do you fit ?
if we go on the premise that this is a ski forum as opposed to a "look at my watch I suck bigger cocks than you " the act of skiing to be the best ski bum you can be whatever that is ... is more highly valued than sucking a lot of cocks or sucking bigger cocks or even cocks that cost more money
So here you come on a ski forum and talk about your cock sucking like it was really cool, call me stupid but I don't think you look real smart at this point, I think you would be smarter to try pitching this on a cocksucking forum, IMO this is a classic case of a smart person doing a stupid thing ?
How about the common southern phrase "beauty is as beauty does" the notion of judging someone on their actions as opposed to superficial appearance?
but WTF do I know cuz I'm stupid eh....
Awesome cut and paste lulz.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
Pathfinder? I have the Pro-Trek, best watch I have had in years. Solar, compass, alt, sweet fit too.
If Benny's numbers are correct then that's scary shit. Coming from a family of savers, the "pay yourself rule" has been a motto for lots of years, and things are starting to pan out nicely as an early retirement could be in the cards, although with enjoying the shit out of what I do, maybe just hang for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
My ex, on the other hand (one of the reasons she the ex), never saw a loan or home equity note she didn't like, and now, at age 59, has to (try) to sell her house (that was given to her), as she can't afford the two home equity notes on it, and can hardly keep the taxes current even though I had been giving her $2k / month in child support for 15 years that never got spent on the kids.
With the changes in Social Security that are bound to be coming, there could be some really bad times for those who continue the live-for-today philosophy.
Ya I got the titanium wrist band which makes me look cool an it cost more so its gotta be better eh, but I probably should have got the plastic band that will buckle to any size over a soft shell or whatever I am wearing, one thing with the solar powered watch in the north with no sunlight having the watch covered by clothing in winter is I get low power messages so sometimes I just leave it out on the deck pointed at the skyQuote:
Originally Posted by DasBlunt
Hey BM it sounds like you read "the wealthy barber" mayeb yer not so silly after all but I thot a guy like you would be reading "the wealthly hair stylist"?
But you know the problem with early retirement is that you are looking at total reinvention of self so people who are habituated to turning up somewhere every morning did not develop the coping mechanisms to suddenly have nothing going on ... like a ski bum
which is why I embrace my inner ski bum even tho I could afford to just sit here all day and give you a rough time
Back to watches. What do you guys think about Hamilton Chronographs with Automatic Swiss movements? They look really nice and seem to be a a good value?
http://watchwarehouse.com/hamilton-h...FRCCQgodEkoA6w.
I know it is a big face but my Suunto core is actually bigger and at 46 my eyesight is starting to require straining at small print.
Hamilton's are fine. There's a lot of fully acceptable mechanical movements that get put into mid-range watches. You know that this one is "backwards" with the winder on the left, right? That's fine if you wear on your right arm, not so much on left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
It's a 46 face, which is on the larger side of normal, but it's not close to some of the Falva Flave stuff available.
Wow , I didn't notice that . Thanks
dude, SS, on average right now, is about 17 grand a year, maybe less. I repeat, 17 grand. And thats all half of unemployed Boomers will have. The arguments that people are using right now to reduce that are absurd, especially since those people contributed to it all of their lives. I mean, maybe pollyasshat here, but, find some way else to save money. Don't stave old people. They'll be starving anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by bite me
abite me's looking for a few more geriatric old bags to entice into his bed with the rolex and a warm meal in retirementQuote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
That's exactly what Hamiltons are - a nice watch and a good value. I've been wearing them as my daily driver for years now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
Concurred - agreed we're in Pollyasshat, but I get annoyed when something that I've contributed to all my life is called an "entitlement". At 70 my SS would be about 36k, so that, combined with a moderate pension from job #1 would be about half I'd want to live comfortably on. People who see SS as their primary input look to be screwed, or they expect top be Wal-Mart greeters the rest of their lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Rolexs are well made, with an excellent crystal unscratchable lens, and for what they charge for.the silly things they should be. While not "blingy" in their own right (unless it's some diamond encrusted President model), they've acquired an 'implied blingyness' that I don't find becoming.
My dad gave me his old Mathey-Tissot Seamaster (I THIMK it was seamaster) when I graduated from college..a gift I relished more than if it was a brand new watch. It was an incredibly well-crafted Swiss watch with the body basically out of some solid alloy. It was an auto wind. It was heavy as fuck...but a good heaviness...like a pair of Steiner or Fujinon binoculars.
It fell off my wrist traversing a glacier near Palmer...and I'd probably still there somewhere....I backtracked once I noticed it missing, to no avail.
Damn I miss that watch...by far the best watch I ever had. Mathey-Tissot is not to be confused with the less worthy Tissot.
Rolex wouldn't be a bad watch if so many pompous jackasses wouldn't where them.
has anyone ever heard of the date magnifier coming off a crystal? I went to check the date and couldn't see it and thought there was a magnifier over it. I look online and there is one on the watches shown. Does this require an entirely new crystal?
i could ask a jeweler but figured i start with you dentists