We are the bastards the rest of the world thinks we are

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viva vanilli

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Here's some Euro style intellect and sophistication that I know you'll love.

I'm in love with you girl 'cause you're on my mind,
you're the one I think about most every time.
And when you pack a smile in everything you do,
don't you understand, girl, this love is true.
You're soft, succulent so sweet and thin
that's kind of like a vision upon your skin.
It lightens up my day, and that's oh so true.
Together we're one separated we're two.
To make you all mine, all mine is my desire.
'Cause you contain a quality, you that I admire.
You're pretty plain and simple, you rule my world so try to understand.
I'm in love girl,
I'm in so love girl.
I'm just in love girl, and this is true.
Girl, you know it's true.

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Thanks. But those guys are from East Chicago. I'm pretty sure they tumbled for Jesse White before their lip sync days. :D

additionally, I am about two seconds away from deleting the Arafat thread.

It's turned into a Python dork reunion. And well, I cannot stand for that.

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

additionally, I am about two seconds away from deleting the Arafat thread.

It's turned into a Python dork reunion. And well, I cannot stand for that.

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Control freak

Next thing I know there will be a Jimmy Buffet discussion in there.

slippery slopes and such.

I'm starting Magtopia. It's about 200 miles wide and thousands of miles long. It starts in SW Colorado and makes it's winding way up though WY, over to UT, up to MT and into the Canadian interior BC (assuming they're cool with it). We'll annex Baja, too, for vacations.

There are laws, though:

1. No sideslipping.
2. No snowblades.
3. No crack.
4. No career politicians need apply. Only existing maggots will be elgible for public office.
5 . No tops.

Who's with me?

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

3. No crack.

Who's with me?

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i'm in if i can still free base.

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

intellect and sophistication...

...you're knickers

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Oh, the irony.

isn't it obvious that bad_roo is knickers????

i thought that was common knowledge *shrug*

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

I'm starting Magtopia. It's about 200 miles wide and thousands of miles long. It starts in SW Colorado and makes it's winding way up though WY, over to UT, up to MT and into the Canadian interior BC (assuming they're cool with it). We'll annex Baja, too, for vacations.

There are laws, though:

1. No sideslipping.
2. No snowblades.
3. No crack.
4. No career politicians need apply. Only existing maggots will be elgible for public office.
5 . No tops.

Who's with me?

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Im Onnit & all for it.
Buster as pres,
Froz as Exchequer
Rev for sec of State &
Xover as sec of Defense
We need to amend the no tops thing though......
I mean we ski ya know & nipple deep is not kidding here some times & thats cold.
plus you've seen my fat hairy upper torso, you sure you wanna relive that? :redface:

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Originally Posted by basom

isn't it obvious that bad_roo is knickers????

i thought that was common knowledge *shrug*

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Knicker, please.

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Here's some Euro style intellect and sophistication that I know you'll love.

I'm in love with you girl 'cause you're on my mind,
you're the one I think about most every time.
And when you pack a smile in everything you do,
don't you understand, girl, this love is true.
You're soft, succulent so sweet and thin
that's kind of like a vision upon your skin.
It lightens up my day, and that's oh so true.
Together we're one separated we're two.
To make you all mine, all mine is my desire.
'Cause you contain a quality, you that I admire.
You're pretty plain and simple, you rule my world so try to understand.
I'm in love girl,
I'm in so love girl.
I'm just in love girl, and this is true.
Girl, you know it's true.

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really, thanks so much for posting that...









[PLAYING IN MY FUCKING HEAD NOW, THANKS] girl you know it's true [background music]doodoododododoot doot doo doo doo [/bm] OOO OOO OOO I love you [background music] dootdoodoodoodooooo doooooo [/bm] [/PIMFHN,T]

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

I'm starting Magtopia. It's about 200 miles wide and thousands of miles long. It starts in SW Colorado and makes it's winding way up though WY, over to UT, up to MT and into the Canadian interior BC (assuming they're cool with it). We'll annex Baja, too, for vacations.

There are laws, though:

1. No sideslipping.
2. No snowblades.
3. No crack.
4. No career politicians need apply. Only existing maggots will be elgible for public office.
5 . No tops.

Who's with me?

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I'll offer up the western 200 km's of Alberta, if you'll consider some of California & Washington.

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Originally Posted by PlayHarder

I'll offer up the western 200 km's of Alberta, if you'll consider some of California & Washington.

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nah,
this is a rocky mountain high,

the Pacific's ( SactowntoPortownsend) is gonna secede anyway. so they can be our allies against jesusland.

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Originally Posted by optics

Knicker, please.

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woohoohoo... thats a fucking keeper optics!

mind if i use that later?

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Originally Posted by basom

woohoohoo... thats a fucking keeper optics!

mind if i use that later?

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Go for it. Works best plural and on british girls.

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Originally Posted by Woodsy

We need to amend the no tops thing though......
I mean we ski ya know & nipple deep is not kidding here some times & thats cold.
plus you've seen my fat hairy upper torso, you sure you wanna relive that? :redface:

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But we definitely won't adhere to that "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule. That'll show them Bible thumpers. It's gonna be nuts I tell ya! Cats and dogs living together...

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Originally Posted by optics

Oh, the irony.

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the one time I commit the error. I tried to edit, but you had already struck.

nice pick. Preserved for posterity to boot.

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Originally Posted by The AD

But we definitely won't adhere to that "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule. That'll show them Bible thumpers. It's gonna be nuts I tell ya! Cats and dogs living together...

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NO SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE THE BAKERBOY/TEAMDIRT WEDDING, WITH THE LEGAL WEED & THE OPEN BAR & THE TEENAGE GIRLS & THE bUSH TWINS........
:yourock:

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

the one time I commit the error. I tried to edit, but you had already struck.

nice pick. Preserved for posterity to boot.

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And Mr. G will definitely be on our "watch list". :fm:

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

And Mr. G will definitely be on our "watch list". :fm:

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I thought we were leaving Summt COunty in Jesus Land and only taking Like from Mt Elbert West

We'll have foreign operatives, too, keeping an eye on all those radical fanaticals over in Jesusland.

first phunk is naming my name when the names get named. Now I'm at the top of a watchlist.

a bunch of jackbooted thugs around here.

edit: I blame Ashcroft :biggrin:

From FOX RENO:

Bush Win Draws Less Than Rave Reviews From Overseas Papers

POSTED: 12:33 pm EST November 4, 2004

"Doh! Four more years of Dubya."

That was one headline on London's liberal Daily Mirror tabloid Thursday. The front page carries a photo of President George W. Bush waving. Under the photo, the paper asks in bold print, "How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?"

The Daily Mail had a photo of Bush and his family with the headline "March of the Moral Majority."

In Spain, the conservative paper El Mundo ran a cartoon showing Osama bin Laden holding up Bush's arm in triumph. An editorial in the paper said Bush rode voters' fear of terrorism and desire for strong leadership to a win. It said, "Most Americans want simple answers to complex problems."

The Swiss newsweekly Facts calls Bush's win "Europe's Nightmare."

It's pretty academic really. Mirror readers can't count higher than 11.

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Originally Posted by Grange

Are you kidding? Whitewater and the Monica Lewinski scandals are just a couple of the ways Republican dealt with President Clinton. They cried "wag the dog" when Clinton sent a couple of missles after Osama (too bad he missed) during the Lewinski scandle.

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nope, you've got your events confused. The 'wag the dog' stuff was Operation Desert Fox, a punitive bombing campaign against Iraq, ostensibly because they weren't submitting to int'l WMD inspections.

yes he did send cruise missiles after Osama, but that was a different event - retaliation for the bombings of the embassies in Africa. Cruise missiles were fired into Sudan and Afghanistan, and yes there was republican outcry because of how weak and ineffective the strikes were, not to mention that they may have hit the wrong target in Sudan.

JBTs?

Start passing out the guns.

WOLVERINES!

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Originally Posted by powpig

"Clinton sent a couple of missles after Osama"? Are you kidding? This event created Al Queada as we know it! This became the Muslim world's equivalent of 9/11!

Clinton sent two cruise missiles into Afganistan to divert publicity away from the Lewinsky scandal. The first struck what Clinton called a "Chemical Bio-Weapons facility", that turned out to make nothing but aspirin, powdered milk and baby food in the city of Khost. It was next to a mosque filled with people at prayer and the explosion killed 167 innocent people including one of Osama Bin Laden's relatives. Bin Laden's organization was a joke until he declared a "Fatwa" and called for a Holy War Against America and got 100,000 volunteers for his then sparse network.
The greater story here is what happened to the second missile. It went off course (supposedly), but did not explode and landed in Pakistan. The Pakistanis were all over the news claiming that this was "A great gift from Allah!" to be used in their war against the Western Infidels and the hated Hindus in India. So now the Pakistanis had our most Advanced Guided Ballistic Missile Technology to reverse engineer, and Nuclear Warheads to put on top of it all, as they had tested their brand spanking new nukes just the month before. And Clinton handed all of that to them on a silver platter just because his penis was having a bad day.
Later that day Clinton admitted to the federal crime of having perjured himself to the Grand Jury and to having "Relations" with Miss Lewinsky, which gave Congress really no choice but to impeach him. The bombs were dubbed by the press as "The Monica Missiles", but did not have the distracting effect Clinton hoped.

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You're looking for the 'fiction' section.

Bump for Blurred.

why oh why :nonono2:

Bump for the irony of bumping an Iraq thread titled "we are the bastards the rest of the world thinks we are" in an attempt to address the percieved failure by Bush to rapidly solve the crisis in NewOrleans.

Did you hear what the Tsunami people said about our insane lawlessness in this time of crisis??? They cannot believe the shit that is going down. Neither can I. I am sure most of the world has just had their worst fears of american lawlessness and immorality confirmed.
We are animals.
We are ruthless.
We are self-serving evil fucks.

The lawlessness of a modern american city makes me want to move to the north woods and become a survivalist. As someone that doesn't own a gun, I'm am definitely going to buy one for personal defense because when the shit hits the fan hard enough, the cops canot protect me from the mob.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Bump for the irony of bumping an Iraq thread titled "we are the bastards the rest of the world thinks we are" in an attempt to address the percieved failure by Bush to rapidly solve the crisis in NewOrleans.

Did you hear what the Tsunami people said about our insane lawlessness in this time of crisis??? They cannot believe the shit that is going down. Neither can I. I am sure most of the world has just had their worst fears of american lawlessness and immorality confirmed.
We are animals.
We are ruthless.
We are self-serving evil fucks.

The lawlessness of a modern american city makes me want to move to the north woods and become a survivalist. As someone that doesn't own a gun, I'm am definitely going to buy one for personal defense because when the shit hits the fan hard enough, the cops canot protect me from the mob.

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no, you are not and you know that (I at least do). you (and I mean everyone for himself) should simply think about what sense it makes to put firearms in everyones hands and if the quick draw is always the best option.

sometimes violence creates violence and calamity, sometimes violence ceases violence and calamity - as it did over here 60 years ago. that's my very personal oppinion.

(no I'm not trying to be a smarteuroass)

are we really that surprised there have been isolated incidents of looting going on in New Orleans? A city that has 10 times the violent crime of an average city in the US. Christ, half the time a pro sports team wins a championship there are riots and looting.

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Originally Posted by greg

you should simply think about what sense it makes to put firearms in everyones hands

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DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER.

there were 6 rapes and 3 murders INSIDE the Superdome each night on Wed. and Thurs. (heard via live report from an ER doctor working inside the dome).

There are NO GUNS in the Superdome (everyone was searched).

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

are we really that surprised there have been isolated incidents of looting going on in New Orleans? A city that has 10 times the violent crime of an average city in the US. Christ, half the time a pro sports team wins a championship there are riots and looting.

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<nitpick>More like 1.6 times the average.</nitpick>

However, notice the first column...yikes, Dot doesn't seem so bad.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

there were 6 rapes and 3 murders INSIDE the Superdome each night on Wed. and Thurs. (heard via live report from an ER doctor working inside the dome).

There are NO GUNS in the Superdome (everyone was searched).

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And I'm sure some people stole some television sets without using guns as well. I'm saying that maybe America will wake up to the fact that the general public having access to the same firepower as the law enforcement services and the army is maybe not so smart.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Did you hear what the Tsunami people said about our insane lawlessness in this time of crisis??? They cannot believe the shit that is going down. Neither can I. I am sure most of the world has just had their worst fears of american lawlessness and immorality confirmed.
We are animals.
We are ruthless.
We are self-serving evil fucks.

The lawlessness of a modern american city makes me want to move to the north woods and become a survivalist. As someone that doesn't own a gun, I'm am definitely going to buy one for personal defense because when the shit hits the fan hard enough, the cops canot protect me from the mob.

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I just don't buy that we are any more ruthless or lawless or less moral than any other society. When people get desperate, they do desperate things and become animals. Thats a fact. Its no different than whats going on in Darfur, than men raping babies in South Africa to "cure" their AIDS, than what the Japanese troops did in Nanking, than what happened in Kosovo, etc, etc. When a certain level of desperation and stress is reached, violence, rape, and murder sadly become some peoples answer. As much as we try to deny it, we are animals, and we are subject to the same modes of behaivour that other animals exhibit when desperation is reached.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

there were 6 rapes and 3 murders INSIDE the Superdome each night on Wed. and Thurs. (heard via live report from an ER doctor working inside the dome).

There are NO GUNS in the Superdome (everyone was searched).

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and I am adding that violence sometimes creates violence. if you experience that violence is the appropiate and a very succesful means to achieve your goals, it might become a habit. (no matter if you're goals are legal or not and no matter if a gun is in reach)

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

are we really that surprised there have been isolated incidents of looting going on in New Orleans? A city that has 10 times the violent crime of an average city in the US. Christ, half the time a pro sports team wins a championship there are riots and looting.

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Okay, the stat is wrong by a factor of 6 and as far as I can recall there has never been a champion pro sports team in New Orleans, but I hear you.

edit for clarity: You fucking tool.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Okay, the stat is wrong by a factor of 6 and as far as I can recall there has never been a champion pro sports team in New Orleans, but I hear you.

edit for clarity: You fucking tool.

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nice, done changing diapers and back to the board. nice to hear from you, Mr. Mom.

I wasn't saying New Orleans had riots after pro sports teams have won championships. I was saying that across the US, Denver X 3, Chicago, Detroit etc.

is that clear enough?