Help me name my ski camp.

Gordy P's:
Woodcore Skills Camp
Velvet Skills Camp
Clean Lines Camp
Flying Circus
Big Mountain Engineering Camp

Exposure is a good one too...

potty training

Peifer’s Pirates

Natural Evolution

Unnatural Evolution (I like best)

Total Mountain Progression

Total Mountain Evolution

Or replace Total with; Big, Unnatural, Accelerated, Advanced, Innovative, Gordy’s.

Or just Evolution or Progression

Advance 2 Extreme

(although the word "extreme" is getting played out lately... don't want people to think that you are in with the Jello people)

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Originally posted by splat
Bag 'Em and Tag 'Em Over The Edge FKNA Shit Your Pants Rap In Air Out Steep Camp and Survival School

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That's the only one that made me laugh out loud, so I vote for Splat.

If you don't like it, here's the second best one (and eventual winner):

Elevation

You even have a fairly decent theme song by U2 already.

doubleE - good call on "Evolution"!!

"Advanced Mountain Evolution" / AME

Pitch Black
Strategic Air Command
Areted Development
Medial Collateral
Elite
BHP
Air Apparent
Future Perfect
Freedom
Excelsior
Depth Charge
Untracked
Chuting Blancs
Mach GP

Ski Paradise

Rag Dollin

Yard Sale b Gone

Bombholes 'r Us

Barney Bad Butt (three B's camp)

Bigger Hucks, Bigger Guts (or Nuts?)

Camp CHECKMEOUTI'MGONNARIPTHESHITOUTTATHIS!

Blessings of Ullr

I still like Arty's "Camp I'm better than you"

And for the off color suggestion: Vaginal Bleeding

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Originally posted by fridge
Ski Paradise

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"I skied paradise, then drank in the parking lot..."


I vote NinjaSki.

Gordy's ski school for people who can't ski good and want to learn to do other stuff good too.

I know it is a mouthful to say but after awhile people will get the hang of it.

Weekend at Gordy's

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Originally posted by schuss
I vote NinjaSki.

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PirateSki

...hmmm.. sounds Polish. ;)

Pirates can't ski.

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Think of Dean's name for his company-H2O-clean and simple

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“FrozenH2O”

Of course you would have to pay a certain Maggot water rights.



“High Mountain Orgasms”

“The Max Gosey Experience”

“Hang With Skiing Legend Gordy Peifer In Hopes Of Becoming Cool An A Totally Rad Skier Only To Go Home After 3 Days $2500 Poorer And Still Suck”




On a different note:

No Boundaries

No Fall Zone

Alright.. how's this for a relatively serious name: Gordy Pfeifer's Adrenaline Shop.

...or something along those lines. Something like "The Gravity Shop."

No? Ok, I'll go back to work now.

Het grote Kamp van de Ski van de Berg

Gordy Peifer Big Mountain Skiing Camp And Lemonade Stand

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Originally posted by road trip
Without going back to see who stated it (on the 1st page).. I was a huge fan of "The Next Level".

I like Xover's thoughts... but I would make a subtle change.. being that this is a camp with the goal of making clients better skiers, I think that should be reflected in the name... thus, "The Next Level."

I've got a meeting now, so plenty of time to brainstorm! ;)

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you'd have to pay that german freeskiing mag... ;)

Peifer's Angle of Repose, PAR camp

nice one jibij w/ Peifercize

Camp Mad Playaz. Bling bling! Skillz dat pay da billz camp.

Ha, three pages in like 15 minutes. Where ya been?

Just call it G-man's.

RD* Ski School

Jumbo Mountain Steez School

Mondo Mountain Ski School

PMGear Bro School (TM)**

Acme Ski School

GP International, Inc.

Jumbo Mountain Consultants, Inc.

Peifer, Conway, Brown and Hanka.

G Peifer and Associates

Skitel

Mountainsoft

Peifer Instruction, Inc.

*Rope Duckers
**See Splat for liscense, franchise rates and terms
note that mondo has various meanings: very big; questions and answers; short, pithy dialogue between Zen masters and disciples

"Peifer’s Pirates " - sounds like gay porn.

how about White Lines?

But you might have twitchy columbians showing up or else guys like this:

http://www.imaschina.com/images/200401/2015-5.gif

vertical masters

Horizontal Mistresses sound more tempting.

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Originally posted by p-tex
"Peifer’s Pirates " - sounds like gay porn.

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I was going to go with "Peifer’s Poo Pirates", but I think it's a little too much.

Balls
Camp Couloir
Headwall
Hole in the Wall
High Tension Big Mountain Camp
School of Gravity
Dynamite Big Mountain Camp
Vertigo

and i'm spent...

Professor G. Cornucopia's Fantastic Skimagorium and Great
American Steakery!

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Originally posted by str8line
I just noticed that Jayfrizzo came up with four of those names.

I guess that gives Frizzle my Nizzle a 4 in 7 chance of winning some goggles. So far...

Fo Shizzle.

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Blind man is going to need a heavy prescrition on those babies! :p

Just messing with the Manatee, hell, at the MINI last year he was going like a bat outta hell not seeing jack, while I could see jack and still damn near ran him over.

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Originally posted by up an down
vertical masters

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Vertical Matters? (is a question and an answer, leave the questionmark too)

How about the "Great White Out of Sight Frozen Flight".

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Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Vertical Matters? (is a question and an answer, leave the questionmark too)

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vertical minds

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Originally posted by up an down
vertical minds

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Parallel Minds

Straight Minds

Straight Matters

Steepness strategies

or

Strategies for steeps

Our secretary suggests "Anal Cunt".

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Our secretary suggests "Anal Cunt".

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brownmonkey is your secretary?

Cuanto, por favor?

I wouldn't mind a big mountain camp... What's your price, and how long is the camp?

The Tao of Pow?
Throwing Of The E Chingawa? (can somebody help me with the correct spanish spelling here?)
The Boardo Bardo?