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ha no boots necessary considering things were quite balmy back east last week. I don't pull out something like sushi/bar/tequila in bzn as often because the last guy they went out with probably tried to pass off potato skins at the griz. When the time comes, however, they will be swooning because of my sweet new b00tz.Quote:
Originally Posted by lifelinksplit
we're all just compensating because we don't have as much game as you, broQuote:
Originally Posted by Sirshredalot
all I got out of this is I should be merchandising better. Do you think a tshirt with my dick on it will improve my chances of sealing the deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
Tom Lykus has made a career out of teaching young men how to get laid for as little money as possible. Rule #1 always order the side salad at dinner. (you can eat later)Quote:
Originally Posted by ghosthop
Keep it clean and they won't have toQuote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
Absolutely, do this now.Quote:
Originally Posted by ghosthop
Cost are huge, rewards are OMFG.
Tuckerman, I think I speak for everyone when I say we are looking forward to your contributions in the near future to the Plea to Ullr thread.
Glad post-divorced life is treating you well.
The cost to my self esteem is worse than any financial one.
Thursday's 1st date email exchange:
me: I made reservations for x time.
her: Perfect, I promise I will not be wearing a pantsuit.
me: O my, if only you had a peach one, with matching blouse and shoes.
her: Be careful what you ask for.
her: I attempted to dress as Hillary Clinton for Halloween, but I just couldn't get the right fit. You know, the fit that says " I don't know where my vigina is"
This has promise...Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
She sounds like a winner. She doesn't look like Hillary does she? Also does she know how to spell vagina?Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
Divorce??????Quote:
Originally Posted by ghosthop
Oh that yeah almost forgot..
Ex Sorority President new nursing student who looks like a underwear model is where its at. I'm afraid the bar has been set too high this time.
Well I didn't figure in one of the costs. It's all fun and games until one comes along that you really like. It'd been so long since I had feelings, I forgot about that shit. I don't like it.
Who cares if she can spell it, as long as she knows what to do with itQuote:
Originally Posted by R0CKET
FIFY......Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo