Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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03-08-2022, 07:06 AM
baron

Quote:

Originally Posted by cstefanic

Alpental this weekend.
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this is what happens when you smoke a joint as you are shedding equipment at the end of the day
03-08-2022, 02:03 PM
bigdude2468

Rode as a single on Saturday at Alta with three out of towners, they asked if I was local, yes. "This parking is great, we pulled in and nobody was checking or collecting money so we parked for free". They were good sports about the $78 ticket when I told them an online reservation is required.
03-08-2022, 05:15 PM
lifelinksplit

Was waiting for a buddy at bottom of lift. 2 people about to load lift.
Guy 1 asks " why is the snow so slow?"
Liftie "well when it's this cold the snow can get a little grippy"
Guy 1 "well can you warm it up a little"

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03-08-2022, 05:34 PM
jonesy

Quote:

Originally Posted by lifelinksplit

Was waiting for a buddy at bottom of lift. 2 people about to load lift.
Guy 1 asks " why is the snow so slow?"
Liftie "well when it's this cold the snow can get a little grippy"
Guy 1 "well can you warm it up a little"

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Sure,come back in May.
03-08-2022, 05:57 PM
mooseknuckles

Hostess: “What did you order hun?”
Me: Double Bison Burger
Hostess: “Ohhhhhhh. YUCK! I do NOT like buffalo. I once had buffalo cheese on my pizza. It was NASTY, I threw it all away. I will NEVER eat buffalo again. I sure am glad some people like it though because we sure sell a lot of them.”
03-08-2022, 06:17 PM
Core Shot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ski220

Few weeks ago, while riding the Covid bus from Jackson to the village, I had the amusing pleasure of overhearing one side of a conversation between one random jong and another random that had the unfortunate chance of sitting next to the the first.

“What are the crowds like at the tram ?”
unaudible response
”I hope the wait isn’t too long. I didn’t have any breakfast
this morning. I hear there’s a place at the top that serves
waffles and I’m hungry”.

Yeah! A tall stack and a side order of bacon and sausage :the_finge

A waffle and PBR. At 10,450’

‘Merica. Fuck yeah.
03-08-2022, 08:09 PM
Benny Profane

I've been reading about some of the meals they serve in Refugios in the Dolomites. Maybe not 10,450, but, close. Much more than a waffle.
03-08-2022, 08:16 PM
romeo tango

Quote:

Originally Posted by mooseknuckles

Hostess: . I once had buffalo cheese on my pizza. It was NASTY ....

she should try monkey cheese,
THAT'S nasty!

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03-08-2022, 08:26 PM
jonesy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I've been reading about some of the meals they serve in Refugios in the Dolomites. Maybe not 10,450, but, close. Much more than a waffle.

What's a down payment plan.
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03-08-2022, 08:37 PM
TBS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

I need this helmet.:FIREdevil
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03-08-2022, 08:41 PM
jonesy

They look fast on the Sundeck.
03-08-2022, 08:44 PM
TBS

“If it don’t go fast, chrome it”
—my dad
03-08-2022, 09:20 PM
jonesy

Or flames on a onesie.
03-08-2022, 09:54 PM
Meadow Skipper

BITD I wanted to chrome an entire VW split-window van, and maybe drive it around wearing an astronaut suit. I think I came up with that while smoking Colombian.
03-08-2022, 10:55 PM
2FUNKY

Ruroc posse is everywhere.
03-09-2022, 01:50 AM
NW_SKIER

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2FUNKY

Ruroc posse is everywhere.

Pretty sure Ruroc helmets have a nicotine vape built in for blowing clouds.
03-09-2022, 05:04 AM
AirheadD8

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03-09-2022, 07:12 AM
Self Jupiter

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03-09-2022, 07:35 AM
Name Redacted

"the snow is really sticky today, they should do something about it!"
03-09-2022, 08:16 AM
Jong Lafitte

Quote:

Originally Posted by Self Jupiter

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03-10-2022, 07:07 PM
rustypouch

I didn't get a photo, but last week at Louise there was someone with three gopros on their helmet.
03-11-2022, 12:06 AM
pfluffenmeister

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustypouch

I didn't get a photo, but last week at Louise there was someone with three gopros on their helmet.

I believe.
03-11-2022, 04:43 PM
jonesy

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Originally Posted by rustypouch

I didn't get a photo, but last week at Louise there was someone with three gopros on their helmet.

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03-11-2022, 05:08 PM
Benny Profane

Not really gaper, but, sent to me from Copper today. The Jiffy Pop girls!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...609bc1073c.jpg
03-11-2022, 06:25 PM
baron

Classic realization Wed.

Guy on lift next to me ... "I don't think I brought the right Skis" as he sees other skiers stuck in place on the green run under the Albion lift, in thigh deep freshies.

... dudes came all way from Colorado with 55mm or so underfoot

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